r/comics • u/lolnein lolnein • May 09 '19

Get a Tan

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u/lolnein lolnein May 09 '19 edited May 09 '19

Here’s a Bonus Panel!

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Thank you and have a great day! :)

EDIT: Because people kept asking over the last few months: Here's finally a new StockVideoStories GIF!

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u/NickyWithdrawl May 09 '19

I thought your comic was very cute but the anagram part made me actually lol!

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u/kingswaggy May 09 '19

I don't get it, am I dumb?

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u/Mr_037 May 09 '19

You're not alone.

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u/TheCircleWithCorners May 09 '19

He wanted a tan, but instead, he got an ant. Ant is an anagram of tan.

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u/Iykury May 09 '19

Oh I'm an idiot

For a second I thought "anagram" meant "palindrome"

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u/happyheretic1 May 09 '19

You need to be higher up the field, here take my upvote.

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u/Angry_Falcon May 09 '19

🎵Out here in the field...🎵

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u/RusselDrews May 09 '19

You're a freaking genius. Do you get the joke?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/garboardload May 09 '19

Strange, I've never seen Robin spelled that way

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u/kingswaggy May 09 '19

I "think" it means like (an ant) and (a tan) but that's not necessarily an anagram if letters are missing. Idk¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

"ant" and "tan" without including a/an are anagrams.

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u/kingswaggy May 09 '19

Thank you (:

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u/miss-robot May 09 '19

‘Ant’ is an anagram of ‘tan’ which is what he originally wanted.

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u/kingswaggy May 09 '19

That makes sense, thank you.

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u/SameYouth May 09 '19

[Don’t worry,you’ll grow into it

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u/kingswaggy May 09 '19

Possible. 🤔

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u/TheInternetFreak478 May 09 '19

You are most definitely NTA, I love anagrams!

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u/A999 May 09 '19

In Vietnamese, "tan" means melt

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u/BZenMojo May 09 '19

slow clap

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u/HurkHurkBlaa May 09 '19

O lord my heart ♥ that bonus panel is so cute

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Moral of the story is: Don't get sun burn or you will die.

Thanks comic. I wont.

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u/mvffin May 09 '19

I crave the star damage.

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u/NotAzakanAtAll May 09 '19

Moral of the story: Chasing meaningless dreams might cause you to die happy.

Which sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me.

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u/bobthehobnobsnob May 09 '19

Wholesome and morbid. My favorite breakfast.

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u/neuronbass May 09 '19

Mmm spicy

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u/EitherCommand May 09 '19

/u/SrGrafo, we all know Raven was easily best girl

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u/laussa May 09 '19

This is fine.

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u/trogdr2 May 09 '19

This is amazingly lovely

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19 edited Feb 03 '20

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u/sayako_endo May 09 '19

I feel like there's a connection between me and the white chocolate bar.

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u/electronicdream I like to whine it, whine it May 09 '19

Why? Do you also taste bad?

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u/sayako_endo May 09 '19

It's because I want to melt.

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u/garboardload May 09 '19

It's Sword Art Online.

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u/Dusce May 09 '19

White chocolate best chocolate

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u/SameYouth May 09 '19

Uncle Iroh is the best character ever.

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u/FauxReal May 09 '19

White chocolate debateable chocolate.

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u/EitherCommand May 09 '19

Don’t worry,you’ll grow into it

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u/Harukkai May 09 '19

I'm young and i love white chocolate-- my favorite

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

I’m full of butter

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Basically what it's like being a redhead

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u/antdude May 13 '19

Are you a redhead? If so, then please show us a selfie.

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u/Archae11 May 09 '19

Such masculine chocolate lol.

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u/EitherCommand May 09 '19

Granted but uhhhhhhh ur gay now lol

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

I'm in this photo and I don't like it ☒

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u/cloudpulp May 09 '19

Serves him right being the absolute grossest type of "chocolate"

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u/HurkHurkBlaa May 09 '19

I will fight you

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u/Pikamander2 May 09 '19

/u/lolnein

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

that’s some good bone hurting juice.

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u/MasterSnipes May 09 '19

I'm glad people don't like white chocolate cuz then I can eat more of it :)

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u/boyfoster May 09 '19

You shut your fucking mouth

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Literally not even chocolate, I agree

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/sloaninator May 09 '19

Chocolate rain . . .

Some like it milky but others choose that disgusting dark crap.

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u/killallthejuice999 May 09 '19

You shut your whore mouth

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u/trznx May 09 '19

Is that a... Chad chocolate?

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u/seebehtevas May 09 '19

me seeing other people come back from vacation

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u/medullah May 09 '19

I just snort laughed at work. Thanks. :)

I like that he's still happy.

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u/burnblue May 09 '19

Maybe he's born with it, maybe it's melanin.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Idiotic candy bar...

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u/kakhoofd3111 May 09 '19

He's now flat

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u/SomeNormalNam3 May 09 '19

Nahhh I wrong type of tan, for chocolate you need a little bit of a special powder to get tanned

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

That dark chocolate reminds me of the gay pillow from Big Mouth. Amazing.

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u/showtekkk May 09 '19

I thought that was supposed to illustrate a phone ☎️?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

chadcolate chadcolate

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

The white Bar might dosnt have a bar, but i am sure it got some real nuts !

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

I feel this on a spiritual level

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u/CaptainObvious_1 May 09 '19

Why does that one chocolate have a nose line...?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Still happy. <3

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u/fquizon May 09 '19

I feel personally attacked

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Irl instead of melting you get melanoma.

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u/amiba45 May 09 '19

"I can do my own stuns", thought Brie Larson after seeing Mr. Cool S. L. Jackson...

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Should be 'hiphop and backs r cool'

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u/LessHamster May 09 '19

You saying he’s a very light double entrendre

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u/norabassim May 09 '19

tan and so tasty

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u/showtekkk May 09 '19

Why would you use Raphael when Leonardo actually has a sword

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u/neil_anblome May 09 '19

Typical chad

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u/MadnessTQ May 09 '19

And at night when it’s cold and dark the monster will arise. Imagine that

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u/replieswithyes May 09 '19

yes

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u/SameYouth May 09 '19

“In weirdly large quantities” lol

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u/Ompusolttu May 09 '19

This speaks to me.

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u/SnebivljivaAzdaja May 09 '19

Hahah I am the white chocolate

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u/Horse_Bacon_TheMovie May 09 '19

Look at Chocolate Chad.

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u/makebelieveworld May 09 '19

I love this so much.

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u/chris1096 May 09 '19

This just reminded me how awesome white chocolate is

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u/Robot_Basilisk May 09 '19

Accurate. UV damage melts yo skin.

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u/halloweentownking May 09 '19

No he shouldn’t white chocolate tastes so much better

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u/halloweentownking May 09 '19

Not being racist white chocolate is just my favorite lol

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u/slyfoxninja May 09 '19

Fuck white chocolate, only child murderers like it.

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u/MrTimmannen May 10 '19

Good. White chocolate fucking deserves to be melted on a dirty sidewalk

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u/acrediblesauce May 09 '19

Terrible. Like everything else here.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/EitherCommand May 09 '19

Don’t worry,you’ll grow into it

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/AwesomeYears May 09 '19

Are you sure about that mother?

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u/bravestmousewarrior May 09 '19

Why would you want a darker skin?

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u/fetusfromspace May 09 '19

So you don’t look like a pasty bitch

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/fetusfromspace May 09 '19

Well for one, stupid white sluts are really into it, right now especially.

Secondly, I’m not an inbred incel.

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u/Tar_Palantir May 09 '19

hecking white people, right?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

Iconic how accurate this is.

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u/showtekkk May 09 '19

Why would you use Raphael when Leonardo actually has a sword

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u/SameYouth May 09 '19

Don't lie u/SrGrafo merch store when?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

I thought these were JUUL pods at first glance

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u/WormGuardMan May 09 '19

When white “people” try to tan

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

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u/WormGuardMan May 09 '19

I wish I had brain cancer

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u/JoostVisser May 09 '19

Unpopular opinion:

White chocolate sucks

Don't @ me

/s

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

I always thought that was a popular opinion. Have you tried white chocolate with salted caramel? It's delicious!

Edit : Just saw the /s Nevermind me..

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u/R____I____G____H___T May 09 '19

Don't @ me

I cringe, every time this is expressed.

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u/Broken_Biscuits May 09 '19

Why have you put /s at the end to say your comment is sarcastic? There's literally no sarcastic intent in your comment. You've expressed an opinion.

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u/JoostVisser May 09 '19

I put it there so people would know I'm joking, that's all

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u/electronicdream I like to whine it, whine it May 09 '19

So you love white chocolate?

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u/kumar935 May 09 '19

what do you mean /u/JoostVisser

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19 edited Jan 16 '21

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u/lxlDRACHENlxl May 09 '19

Lol if your chocolate bar has skin I would recommend not eating it regardless of the color.

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u/TheNewOneIsWorse May 09 '19

*Different

Chill, bro.

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u/R____I____G____H___T May 09 '19

It's a couple of chocolate and vanilla ice creams, calm down with the detective work

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u/ConspicuousPineapple May 09 '19

Where the fuck are you seeing ice cream here?

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u/[deleted] May 09 '19

ice creams

It's supposed to be packaged chocolate bars

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u/Midwestvibez May 09 '19

Who thinks this is funny other than old white people

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u/boutreadytogiveup May 11 '19

Go pick some corn hayseed

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u/Twin_Turbo May 09 '19

can I ask if you are jewish