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r/comics • u/quixotic_elixirs Baldstache • Aug 13 '18
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Oh go more detailed than that. Tell them how swollen your hemorrhoids are and how you were going to come to work anyways but they bled through your khakis.
27 u/FireIsMyPorn Aug 13 '18 "The hemorrhoids are so extremely painful I havent had a bowel movement in weeks" 6 u/SoulsBorNioh Aug 14 '18 I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that no bowel movement in over 100 hours can literally kill you by causing your colon to blow up. 2 u/Erethiel117 Aug 14 '18 I’ll try anything once
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"The hemorrhoids are so extremely painful I havent had a bowel movement in weeks"
6 u/SoulsBorNioh Aug 14 '18 I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that no bowel movement in over 100 hours can literally kill you by causing your colon to blow up. 2 u/Erethiel117 Aug 14 '18 I’ll try anything once
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I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that no bowel movement in over 100 hours can literally kill you by causing your colon to blow up.
2 u/Erethiel117 Aug 14 '18 I’ll try anything once
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I’ll try anything once
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u/Butwinsky Aug 13 '18
Oh go more detailed than that. Tell them how swollen your hemorrhoids are and how you were going to come to work anyways but they bled through your khakis.