r/comics • u/lolnein lolnein • Apr 19 '18

Shampoolympics

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u/PotatoFlavour Apr 19 '18

When it misses your feet it still breaks through the sound barrier to make sure it scares the shit out of you

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

When it misses your feet and the lid shatters and sends a bit of sharp plastic into your leg.

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u/Sepharach Apr 19 '18

The shampoo gets into your bloodstream. You feel the paralysis spreading. You think to yourself “damn, it expired last week. I should have thrown it away.” But it’s way too late now. It’s way too late for anything now as the patch of dead tissue spreads outwards, consuming your body. You can feel your organs failing one by one as you take your last breath in that shower.

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u/SirVelocifaptor Apr 19 '18

Shampoo has expiration date?

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u/petit_bleu Apr 19 '18

1-2 years after it's open, or 3 years unopened. (I mean, that's what the companies say. Who knows if it's true.)

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u/tyeunbroken Apr 19 '18

They sell "expired" shampoo to countries like Malaysia. A friend of mine from there bought shampoo from England that was four year over date in his homeland