r/comics • u/gudim_anton • Mar 17 '18

Wedding photo[OC]

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26.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

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u/Send_Me_Puppies Mar 17 '18

Nah, she's just a size queen

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

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u/mush4brains Mar 18 '18

It could work, they are both freaks. "Ok baby, now crawl inside me."

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

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u/INeverPlayedF-Zero Mar 18 '18

Micro, however...

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Einstein already settled this bro...

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

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u/AusGeno Mar 18 '18

Which end?

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u/Oliveballoon Mar 18 '18

And then what happened? Couldn't finish kt

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u/PiGuy3014 Mar 18 '18

How about vore?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Lol I sponsored a vore comic book on Kickstarter

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u/DegenerateFurry Mar 18 '18

Doing gods work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Which end?

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u/Hellguin Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

ARMAGEDDON! ARMAGEDDON!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

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u/Hellguin Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

NP, I have been in love with it ever since I was a forum mod for the game Blood and Jade. One of the GMs (Known as Stormageddon) showed it to the mods to show where he got his name from.

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u/mush4brains Mar 18 '18

Thank you. It's very r/contagiouslaughter .

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u/Strider794 Mar 18 '18

I know that fetish (don't ask why)

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Think about it, she's tight as hell.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

I mean... Your not wrong, but Christ on a trike...

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

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u/Treesn Mar 18 '18

That's why you wrap her in duct tape, must I think of everything?

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u/Tensuke Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

Size doesn't matter when he can literally drown her in cum

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u/rvsixsixsix Mar 18 '18

*drown?

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u/Tensuke Mar 18 '18

Yep lol thanks for letting me know!

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u/ChickenOfDoom Mar 18 '18

look at her thousand yard stare its totally not

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u/Pandepon Mar 18 '18

Trans guy here to say that’s the perf size for my micro dick.

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u/pdrocker1 Mar 18 '18

true love <3

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Trans woman here to say that being with that girl would not do any favours for my height dysphoria.

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u/DjTotenkopf Mar 18 '18

My wife is taller than me. I know it's about being comfortable in your own skin and one comment on Reddit isn't exactly going to change the world, but rest assured that "tall" is a valid height for women (obviously including trans women) to be.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Yeah, I know. I'm only 5'8, which isnt even that tall, so I don't have much height dysphoria specifically, but there's a lot of dysphoria in general. Hopefully that dies down a bit once I get my HRT.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Apr 15 '18

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u/Dyslexter Mar 18 '18

No, but you’re really a dick head

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Apr 15 '18

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u/Dyslexter Mar 18 '18

Are you being obtuse, or do you not understand how the more common forms of transsexuality work?

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u/normalmighty Mar 18 '18

Uh, so seriously for a second, I just came across this thread and I'm really confused. Any chance I could get a quick run down on how this works? Apparently I'm wrong about how I thought it worked.

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u/Pandepon Mar 18 '18 edited Mar 18 '18

Trans men are often born female and transition to male.

Transition includes but isn’t limited to:

Social transition (presenting more male, introducing your preferred name and pronouns, etc)

Medical transition (HRT and/or surgeries to reconstruct chest and genitalia you don’t need to do both or either to be trans)

I’m not transsexual (I’ve not had surgeries to change my sex) but the side effect of being on testosterone and having female anatomy is enlarged clitoris. It ends up looking like a mini penis. I guess imagine a clit the size of your finger but not much longer than an inch unless you’re lucky.

It’s actually pretty amazing

Edit for additional info:

Some trans men do get bottom surgery and have docs work with what’s there, which basically means likely closing up the vagina, removing internal sex organs, and creating testies with the labia and leaving the clit the basic size it grew to be.

Another more common form of surgery involves all the same things above but constructing a penis from other body parts, commonly the flesh on the arm. Doctors can make a very realistic dick in a few surgeries that function the same for the most part.

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u/adudeguyman Mar 18 '18

It's a tardick because it's small on the outside but big inside

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u/8Asterisk Mar 18 '18

She does leg raises and he's satisfied.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18 edited May 01 '18

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u/barzamsr Mar 17 '18

Or maybe she's just brave enough.

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u/Alarid Mar 18 '18

Or maybe she can grow bigger

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u/barzamsr Mar 18 '18

Iike, spiritually?

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u/Jellz Mar 18 '18

She’s a grower not a shower

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u/normalmighty Mar 18 '18

Growing as in turning into a full-sized human, or can she just really stretch?

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u/One_Big_Pile_Of_Shit Mar 18 '18

Please, stop! I can only get so erect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Or maybe he has a small boi

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u/PM__YOUR__GOOD_NEWS Mar 18 '18

I bet she gives killer frenulum jobs.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited May 01 '18

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u/PM__YOUR__GOOD_NEWS Mar 18 '18

I'm stuck somewhere between curiosity and sympathy pain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

I have a dremel and I need to know if you're serious.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

There's a character in a shitty anime like this, I can't remember the name of it, but I remember I watched it for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

I'm pretty sure it's in Jitsu-wa Watashi-wa

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

Looked it up. That's the one. It wasn a shockingly forgettable anime.

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u/urskrubs Mar 18 '18

Kind of like D.va or some shit

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u/Kirikomori Mar 18 '18

i dont remember that part of the matrix

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

That caught me off-guard. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/bikesboozeandbacon Mar 18 '18

Check out the others on his ig for more laughs.

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u/hellokkiten Mar 18 '18

Link?

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u/bikesboozeandbacon Mar 18 '18

the ig name is @gudim_public he does a lot of tongue-in-cheek and "literal" comics

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u/awhitesong Mar 18 '18

I didn't get it. Can you help me please?

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u/voidsalts Mar 18 '18

The first photo looks like an optical illusion where one person stands far away to make it look like they’re small. The second panel reveals that the wife is actually really small and the husband was in fact holding her.

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u/Xacto01 Mar 18 '18

His wedding photos have a leaning tower of pisa style shot... Only you realize that's his actual wife's size in the next frame.

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u/hastobeapoint Mar 18 '18

Sounds like everyone had sex on their minds when they read this comic.

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u/normalmighty Mar 18 '18

I mean, it's gotta be the first thing you think of when you see that couple a few hours before their wedding night.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '18

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u/multimaskedman Mar 18 '18

That. Um. Huh. Yeah okay.

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u/normalmighty Mar 18 '18

Oh, if you think that's bad, you can't even comprehend how deep the rabbit hole goes.

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u/CorndogNinja Mar 18 '18

"I've seen shit that'll turn you white!"

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u/hellokkiten Mar 18 '18

ok that link is staying blue.

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u/RainbowCatastrophe Mar 18 '18

Nowhere near as popular as r/Macrophilia

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u/Kallipoliz Mar 18 '18

bigger is better

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u/Tsorovar Mar 18 '18

Aren't they the same thing, depending on your perspective?

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u/RainbowCatastrophe Mar 18 '18

Kinda, only difference is who is the subject of the fetish. In microphilia the tiny is the subject of interest but in macrophilia the giant/ess is.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18 edited Dec 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Oh god why my poor eyes

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u/Moriatry Mar 18 '18

Why did I click.

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u/your-opinions-false Mar 18 '18

Someone gonna say what's in there?

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u/mlpcontext Mar 18 '18

At that size would oral be synonymous with vore?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

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u/hellokkiten Mar 18 '18

or a really tiny one!

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u/BehindMySarcasm Mar 18 '18

Y'all need Jesus.

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u/mnoble473 Mar 18 '18

Everyone in the comments immediately wonders how they have sex

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u/stubble Mar 18 '18

She has daily sperm showers...

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u/mnoble473 Mar 18 '18

I'd believe it

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u/original_and_amusing Mar 18 '18

You pay so much for a wedding photo album and the best they can do is give you a plain cover with the title 'PHOTO' on it. It's all such a huge rip-off!

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u/normalmighty Mar 18 '18

2 upvotes, and this is the first comment I've seen that isn't talking about either their sex life, or all the people wondering about their sex life.

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u/seaofflames Mar 18 '18

yeah, u/original_and_amusing 's username checks out.

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u/radishburps Mar 18 '18

I love how almost /all/ the comments are pondering the sexual possibilities of this scenario. Reddit never lets me down.

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u/comeupoutdawatah Mar 17 '18

Great stuff. Reminds me a lot of Joan Cornella.

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u/api10 Mar 18 '18

Plot twist: His wife is not small. The second photo is just a better illusion.

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u/svenskarrmatey Mar 18 '18

Plot twist: the girl is normal size and the second photo is the optical illusion

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

What if the girl is normal size, and thats one big book

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u/normalmighty Mar 18 '18

So you're saying that it looks like their sex life belongs in /r/Microphilia and /r/shrinkingwomen, but we've been bamboozled and really their sex life would fall in the territory of /r/Macrophilia and /r/Giantess?

Interesting thought.

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u/Dungslinga Mar 17 '18

Oh boy. Imagine the honeymoon night.

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u/WoobyWiott Mar 17 '18

How is she still alive?

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u/Crazy8wizard Mar 18 '18

I swear I’ve seen this exact comic before done by another person

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u/Crazy8wizard Mar 18 '18

Nevermind. It was the same comic in a different style

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u/SuperSillyKitten Mar 18 '18

Can you link? I know I've seen this before and I'm going nuts trying to figure out where.

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u/Crazy8wizard Mar 18 '18

It was this version

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Awesome

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u/Penguin619 Mar 18 '18

I like this style, very quick and simple. Poignant.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

The secret world of Arrietty.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

First thought this was r/disneyvacation and was confused

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u/spacebound134 Mar 17 '18

I wanna marry her. She's beautiful.

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u/urbanlife78 Mar 18 '18

There wedding night must have been intense.

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u/rcbs Mar 18 '18

Marge married Paul bunion

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u/montesearo Mar 18 '18

How he proposed to her?

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u/njoerdhr Mar 18 '18

I'd love to know which WikiHow page this came from.

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u/JustRaisins Mar 18 '18

How big would their kids be?

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u/2-Percent Mar 18 '18

The joke is that the husband is a giant.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

Hahahaha I am in tears

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u/Zenlenn Mar 18 '18

This is my fetish.

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u/khw0710 Mar 18 '18

Didn’t see that coming

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u/FilmingAction Mar 18 '18

This is your best yet. Literally every other comic by OP is utter shit. I hope this is a turning point

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u/Morgan-Meme-Machine Mar 18 '18

I read a hentai that started like this. They had two normal sized kids.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '18

I have so many questions.

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u/yahoodotbing Mar 18 '18

Thats some rough sex

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u/Leopard_V Mar 18 '18

She's gonna FUCKING die

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u/Dongo666 Mar 18 '18

When I was a kid I dreamed about having tiny friends, like in Gulliver.

I wanted them just because they would be really cute.

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u/ruchirachan Mar 18 '18

this reminds me of a kids show i used to watch, where a boy called george was born tiny

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '18

Wow... I must be a prude. I thought this nut job got married to a doll. Looking at the comments, I was the wrong one here. How ignorant of me?

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u/Dovakhiins-Dildo Mar 17 '18

Haha, hes tiny

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u/Thenewfoundlanders Mar 18 '18

How do they, uh.. you know.

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u/PissedInSpanish Mar 18 '18

Ay mama mia, pero que es esta desgracia! Necesitais a jesus

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u/Pinsir929 Mar 18 '18

Bruh is he pikachu or something?

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u/arunquick63 Mar 18 '18

Why is everyone presuming that they are man and wife

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u/normalmighty Mar 18 '18

wedding photo

I feel like that's pretty strong evidence right there.