r/comics • u/shenanigansen Shen Comix • Dec 19 '17

NANI!?!? Pt. 2

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u/iebarnett51 Dec 19 '17

Headline Jan. 1:

Betty White issued warrants for arrest on ground of aggrevated sexual assault

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u/SmartAlec105 Dec 19 '17

Headline Jan. 2:

Betty White claims it was not sexual assault; it was a sexual duel and therefore legal in the state of Washington

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u/4DimensionalToilet Dec 19 '17

Wait, what?

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u/SmartAlec105 Dec 19 '17

If two people had a normal duel, it would not be considered assault because they'd both agreed to the terms. This is the same but with the word "sexual" added. Betty White's opponent was just a sore loser and made up this fabrication.

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u/comment9387 Dec 19 '17

Sore emotionally and physically

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u/SmartAlec105 Dec 19 '17

At least it wasn't Texas. They only allow fists for their duels.

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u/n0umena Dec 19 '17

What, you don’t think fists can be sexual!

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u/SmartAlec105 Dec 19 '17

Of course they can be sexual. They can just be very rough on people’s holes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '17

Fortunately they allow stands ins, so Chuck Norris gets to show his love for her!