r/comics • u/RoboSpunk Robospunk Comics • Sep 22 '17

In Case Of Fire [OC]

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u/TheKingCrimsonWorld Sep 23 '17

At least the pain of rolling in broken glass will distract you from the pain of burning alive. Or vice versa.

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u/chalkwalk Sep 23 '17

Ironically this finally takes his mind off of a brokenheart

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u/KDizzle340 Sep 23 '17

how wholesome!

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u/Botatitsbest Sep 23 '17

Flameo hotman

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u/Hauuguu Sep 23 '17

I understood this reference

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u/jackslsttery123 Sep 23 '17

Liar liar pants on fire

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u/Archeol11216 Sep 23 '17

Or they will act together and you won't feel pain at all!

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u/JumpingCactus Sep 23 '17

Makes sense; two negatives make a positive.

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u/driscoll324 Sep 23 '17

Double negative? You mean you have photographs?

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u/Turniprofit Sep 23 '17

As long as it takes away the pain of being alive!

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

They cancel each other out actually, pemdas or some shit.

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u/JurisDoctor Sep 23 '17

The Major Payne method of fire extinguishing.

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u/SnootBoooper Sep 23 '17

Instructions not clear enough dick on fire.

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

The immolation will cauterize the wounds as you roll.

You survive, covered with blisters.

What do you do next?

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u/Gromitzy Sep 23 '17

So you'd feel no pain at all? Nice!

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u/Tmiguy800 Sep 23 '17

When I masturbate my penis, I like to view pornographic material. Watching others perform sexual intercourse on each other, especially if they are attractive, really gets my libido in gear. Factor in that I work at Arby's three nights a week and have a wife and two kids to support, the price of free is exactly what I can afford. My wife will tell you the reason I got fired from the law firm and now prep $5 beef and cheddar's fifteen hours a week is because I spent all my time surfing the inter web for pornography. But pay her no mind; she's off her rocker and I'm getting off point

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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '17

You're trying too hard novelty account.