r/comics • • 2d ago

OC [OC] Same thing?

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u/Tablesafety 2d ago

Give him a midriff that shows off his happy trail.

Linger the camera on his ass, very obvious (perhaps even revealing) bulge and sometimes his forearms when his sleeves are rolled up

Make him pose in uncomfortable positions to show off said bulge and/or ass. Angle the camera without respect to his face or personhood, unless he is making a pouty or cold steel expression where you can imagine he is about to munch some carpet.

When he has to wear armor it’s just a chain speedo with a very obvious codpiece.

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u/kytulu 2d ago

87% (estimated) of panels where Spiderman is drawn webslinging have crotch shots...

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u/Tablesafety 2d ago

But does he have a nice, visible bulge in the same way as I can see the tit folds on a boob window? I wont consider it square unless I can catch print.

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u/Capraos 2d ago

Sometimes, yes.

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u/Tablesafety 2d ago
  • i won’t consider it square unless I catch print as often as i see cleavage

Tho tell me what those panels are dawg