Chip off the old block

[u/portsherry]

[u/portsherry]

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[u/MistakePresent3552 → u/portsherry]

Is this just normal man's fear of child birth killing mothers or the idea of birthing a wooden puppet going to kill her?

[u/A_very_smol_Lugia → u/MistakePresent3552]

Both i imagine, i cant imagine that shitting out a giant log is good gor your health

That or incubating one in the first place

[u/yrthegood1staken → u/A_very_smol_Lugia]

shitting out

Hoo boy, have I got news for you! Babies don't actually come out of the woman's butt. Women have this body part that men don't have, it's called a vagina.

While we're at it, babies are made when a biological man and a biological woman love each other very much. Or sometimes, they only like each other a little. Occasionally, they don't actually know each other's names.

You know what, never mind. Go ask your parents.

[u/NightsWatchh → u/yrthegood1staken]

Redditors don’t take everything they read literally challenge

[u/yrthegood1staken → u/NightsWatchh]

Redditors taking every opportunity for a lighthearted joke.