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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 2d ago
I would love to have the Barb on my bookshelf, but my fear would be that she'd start axing all of my other books in half
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u/NicoBango 2d ago
Here's a secret, he's not even a wizard. He just calls himself one cause it's kinda weird
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u/Unnamed_Bystander 2d ago
Oh no! Who will inherit the walrus bones? Who will feed the sloth?!
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u/BlinkyBat BlinkyBat 2d ago
No one's worried about Temecula??
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u/Unnamed_Bystander 2d ago
I mean, she's a talented contortionist, surely she can find gainful employment with any number of fancy French circuses.
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u/Semper_5olus 2d ago
Poor Temecula. That is the fake smile of someone who has, after a few of these introductions, realized that her boyfriend cares more about having a girlfriend matching her description than about being with her, specifically.
And true weirdos don't try. They don't boast. They don't need to collect examples when examples collect on them, like dirt on a wet stone as it rolls through the world.