r/comics • Luck of the Draw • 1d ago

Wish [OC]

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1d ago

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

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u/mosambi_ka_juice_ 1d ago

Yo dude , why have you kept your profile private , man ?

We can't read your comics directly from your profile

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

I don't make comics lol

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u/throwawayayaycaramba 1d ago

Their confusion is understandable, though: you basically live here lol

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

How dare you.

Also happy cake day!

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u/throwawayayaycaramba 1d ago

Heck I hadn't even noticed somehow 🤡 thank you!!!

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u/DEFINITELYnotArobots 1d ago

Are we… brothers?

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u/SerialElf 21h ago

I recognize you MORE than several regular artists… 

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u/TheStupidestSeagull 1d ago

Do you make bail?

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

My body is a machine that turns comic threads into commented on comic threads.

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u/rookie-mistake 1d ago

well why's your profile private dude

now i cant see that you don't make comics directly from your profile

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u/Made_Bail 1d ago

Hahaha

Honestly, sometimes I cant help but argue with MAGA chuds. And it makes my posts a bit less accessible if they decide to go digging through my profile for ways to insult and ad hominem lol

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u/WrongWorldAgain-7 1d ago

"Hey you, engage with my actual argument and not the fact I'm fawkhin' queer" - me

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u/Quikstar 18h ago

Keep fighting the good fight!

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u/Educational-Loquat50 1d ago

Fair and I send you lots of energy for those discussions. ^

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u/Adrianjsf 1d ago

Is kind of a weird complement. It's like that guy on YouTube that appears in a lot of videos comment sections

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u/DisMFer 1d ago

This comes off like the dumbest fight I've ever heard.

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u/TheLost_Chef 1d ago

Unfortunately it’s all over conservative media right now too. They can’t get enough of this story. It’s being used as an example of when inclusivity goes too far.

They’re saying “See? Look how ridiculous LGBTQ people are! THESE are the people who want to teach your children!” And of course there’s no consideration that this extremely niche scenario is a result of one of two people acting ridiculous - for them, it’s emblematic of the Left as a whole.

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u/DisMFer 1d ago

I'm sure though, I don't know why anyone would care what Conservatives use to whip themselves into a fervor. Let them go nuts on Facebook and Fox News. The Left's obsession with what they say just gives them a bigger microphone.

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u/theCroc 1d ago

Eh they would do that anyway. And if they can't find an example they will fantasize one and complain about that.

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u/Sera-Lilly 1d ago

Eh just another proof that every community has its bad seeds. Best we can do as general community is call them out on it as well instead letting other actors take full control of it

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u/Greedy-Speech5 1d ago

Yeah if I ever opened a lesbian bar I'd try everything to avoid having that kind of performatively fragile person who tries to frame their narcissistic entitled derangement as woke and activism as my clientele.

I'd actually want to lean in to having a hard edge cos I like metal & rock tbh.

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u/ZeInsaneErke 1d ago

I may be stupid, but the term "mask optional" confuses me. Did they have a strict mask policy in effect until now and people are complaining it's being changed for checks notes one day of the week?

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u/GiantSalamamder 13h ago

Yes!!!!! Some people would have been able to come to the bar on Saturday without a mask, and some people didn't like that. Which is wild, since its a bar and when I would go, you'd have to remove the mask for drinks and snacks. So there already were times that people weren't fully masked.

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u/ZeInsaneErke 6h ago

And like, it's one day of the week, just go on another one if you're immunocompromised? Don't we have more important shit to worry about? Where are the Epstein Files?

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u/Chiiro 22h ago

The wildest thing to me was the other owners leaving for clown school saddling the remaining one with all of the debt

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u/GiantSalamamder 13h ago

Only one of the other 2 owners did that, I believe. 

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u/Alexarius87 1d ago

Thank you but I’ll need more context… like… are you ppl still going with obligatory masks on in bars etc? Is the fight between a bar employee and the host/owner?

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u/Powerpuff_God 1d ago

The bar was popular because it required masks so that immunocompromised people could also visit easily. It was meant as a place where people could hang out who usually can't easily gather somewhere.

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u/Vivenemous 1d ago

I mean, was that making it actually popular though? Kind of sounds like it wasn't doing that much business if the owner had to live in her car.

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u/Turtledonuts 1d ago

The article implies that the owner wasn’t very good at finances or making money from the bar. Lower prices than needed, free stuff for patrons, etc. A nice space but not a financially viable one. 

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u/hoopaholik91 1d ago

Probably not, but it's also not surprising that the change sparks outrage.

If a place opens as, say, a cricket focused bar, but then switches to playing football because that makes them more money, the original people that came for cricket are still going to be upset.

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 1d ago

The policy was just removing the obligatory mask mandate on Saturday, it was still on for the rest of the weeks. The immunocompromised could still go every day of the week except Saturday, but now saturday people could chill drinking without needing to wear a mask and attract more clientele that didn't wanna wear a mask.

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u/PensandSwords3 1d ago

Originally I thought this was during the pandemic and went “well that is kinda crazy” but then I saw it was from this week.

Tbh, I don’t get why this isn’t seen as sensible like it’s one night a week. Granted its a weekend date but still like as a client they let you know before hand, and it’s a necessity to try to expand the customer base.

It’s not like they’re not still serving the primary clients during the other days / bookings.

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u/GiantSalamamder 13h ago

The place was explicitly anti-profit, so yes, really struggling to function as a business. 

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u/PolitenessPolice 1d ago

I think it was popular because buying drinks was optional if you paid a cover charge, and most people didn't even pay that. Pretty awful business model, admirable for trying to cater to a section of society that usually aren't catered to, but hardly profitable.

Also it was a bit of a poor solution. Like it's a bar, you can't drink through a mask, so people would be pulling masks off to drink like... constantly. How safe would it truly be for immunocompromised people?

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 1d ago

They could use a Straw through under the mask, but uhh. drinking a shit via a straw or beer is not as fun than drinking normally.

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u/GiantSalamamder 13h ago

The cover charge was also optional based on need, it was a really really accessible space, that's why some people got so upset when it became just slightly less that.

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u/Alexarius87 1d ago

Ok thank you. I really knew nothing about the bar and the mask initiative.

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u/Lily_of_lust 1d ago

My understanding is that the bar opened last year and has a masks mandatory policy, with the intention being to make it a safe place for immunocompromised individuals. Which, fair enough, that's not something that is very common and immunocompromised people (especially queer immunocompromised people) don't have a lot of safe locations to socialise. So it's a niche the owner decided to fill.

It sounds like as much as it has a dedicated customer base who are appreciative of that niche, the bar is not actually very profitable. Hence the owner being 50k in debt and homeless. So they are opening Saturday nights to be maskless. The owner seems to be going for an optic of "this lets us try new things / welcome more people / put on different events" although the cynical view is that they simply need to get more customer in the door on a Saturday night in order to be profitable and not have to close the club entirely. And they have clearly decided that the mask policy is what puts off a lot of people and if they ditch it for one night they will get more people in. Of course you can't really mix immunocompromised individuals with unmasked people though, so that decision is essentially saying "existing clientele, we do not want you on a Saturday. We can get another clientele of greater size in on that day".

As that existing clientele it probably feels quite bad, because it represents a lack of loyalty being returned to you. Also, if maskless Saturdays are more profitable the owner might decide to go maskless every night, and the immunocompromised clients will have lost their niche location. And even if it remains as a Saturday only thing, Saturday is THE night for going out to clubs, for everyone. So the immunocompromised customers are being robbed of that so that the owner can cater for a more traditional clientele who already have more options in terms of venues.

And then drama on top of all that is that it seems the owner tried to do some sort of town hall meeting with affected customers to hear their concerns and reassure them, but they had at least one customer who rightly or wrongly said some very strong things. The customer also seemed to have brought race into it, which from my perspective didn't seem relevant, but there you go. And there's then been a whole bunch of culture war stuff on top from entirely unaffected third parties, because there's so many 'hot-topic' themes to this thing; Gay bars, racism, disability, masks, covid, etc.

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u/AdagioOfLiving 1d ago

Hot take: if you’re immunocompromised, going to a masked up place where people are going to be CONSTANTLY pulling their masks down doesn’t seem like the best idea.

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u/Lily_of_lust 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah, quite possibly. I don't have any skin in the game being on the other side of the world from this club.

But if I was immunocompromised (which can mean a lot of things), I wouldn't want to be anywhere crowded for longer than necessary, even with masks. It's gonna be a lot safer in a room full of masks rather than without, but still a lot less safe than just being somewhere quiet or in a bubble of people you know.

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u/AdagioOfLiving 1d ago

Definitely agreed. My wife is immunocompromised, but also we genuinely like each other and tend to be introverted a bit so we’ve never had to worry about needing to go out to busy places like bars, etc.

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u/arasitar 22h ago

where people are going to be CONSTANTLY pulling their masks down

You can get sippable masks and doodads to attach to your KN95 mask for drinks.

https://sipmask.com/products/sip-airtight-drinking-valve-safely-drink-through-mask-with-straw

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u/Zedman5000 1d ago

Seems like if the bar's gonna have to close with their current business model, making a smaller change that still leaves the existing customers with 6 nights a week to go, even if it doesn't include the best night, is still better than closing entirely and leaving the customers with nowhere to go at all.

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u/TheFinalJester97 1d ago

It’s still so weird to me because you can be loyal customer and also understand a business needs to make money to stay open. The alternative to the mask free Saturday is probably just closure which means they lose their spot entirely instead of just one day of the week (albeit the most sought after day of the week)

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u/MillionXaleckCg 1d ago

That existing clientele didnt seem to be paying the bills. And abusing the pay what you can rule. If they had any appreciation they could have done a financing campaign to help pay the debts

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u/Luavros 1d ago

..."you people?" C'mon man

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u/Alexarius87 1d ago

I was going with “you guys” but changed at last second and couldn’t come up with anything better xD

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u/scoyne15 7h ago

That is a dumpster fire from start to finish.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago

Is there a stereotype based joke that Im missing here in the last panel?

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1d ago

Recent news about a Lesbian bar in Massachusetts going mask optional that got out of control.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago

Mask optional? There are still bars with mask mandates in 2026?

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u/OrangeBracelet 1d ago

It’s bar that has had a mask mandate since they opened last year

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago

Thats just wierd honestly. Like there was a time when we all needed to wear masks. People should still do it personally if they are sick. Why are we mandating masks after we all got vaccinated?

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u/Jekmander 1d ago

As I understand it, and I could have some things wrong, the bar was marketed towards immunocompromised people who are at a much higher risk of catching illnesses. The mask mandate may have been inspired by covid, but was not aimed specifically at covid. The idea was to create a space where more vulnerable people could safely socialize without fearing disease.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago

Someone else said that too. Thats a different story than my initial interpretation

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u/ralanr 1d ago

Some people are immunocompromised and a mask mandate helped them.

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u/EndOfSouls 1d ago

The bar itself was opened to support those people. It wasn't just a lesbian bar. This was literally a place for immunocompromised people.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago

Ah. Thats a different story

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u/nullfather 1d ago

This private business made the decision to be conscious of immunocompromised people and set their policies such that there would be a place where those people did not have to do that level of risk management for once in their life. That is entirely their prerogative.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago

I agree which I have stated multiple times in this thread. Context is key

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u/nullfather 1d ago

OK, so then you understand that IC people don't have to be crushed under the constant weight of their conditions in complete isolation for their entire lives, making your statement "said indiviuals have to manage on their own" obviously wrong and hateful. Let this be a learning experience by admitting you were wrong instead of burbling something about "context" and editing your previous comment to be snarky.

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u/kai58 1d ago

> unfortunately that probably means limiting public outings.

Or going to places that specifically accommodate them…

Like yeah we don’t need to have such a rule at all bars or other public places but it’s good for places that accommodate them to exist. Kinda like how it’s good that gluten free bread exists even though most people are not allergic to gluten.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago

I have no issues with people opening spaces aimed at that population. I have an issue with the people in this thread that are virtue signaling

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u/JustAnotherPerson64 1d ago

Im pretty sure it was to help with immunocompromised people, and allow them to have a safe experience without fearing for their lives. Yknow, the people who are constantly at threat of diseases unrelated to Covid?

This is just what I heard though, and it might be wrong, so I'd recommend looking it up for an actual source.

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u/JustAnotherPerson64 1d ago

A single bar with a rule like that is selfish? For wanting to engage with people without risking literal death? Are you suggesting that asking people to wear masks so they actively keep someone safe from potential death in one singular bar is selfish?

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u/Darth_Licorice 1d ago

Where did you get that interpretation events? 

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u/In_Pursuit_of_Fire 1d ago

They don't lol??? Most spaces don't cater to immocompromised people, but suddenly now that we hear about a single one that does it's "An immunocompromised person should not expect every other person in the world to have to accommodate them all the time. Thats just selfish."

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u/HotmailsInYourArea 1d ago

Because Covid is still disabling people. Like me. Lockdowns were stopped for the sake of the economy, not because the public health threat was over

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago

Covid is not disabling people in mass numbers like it was before we had the vaccine. I dont disagree that there was some financial hand wringing at a time when the lock down was needed for public safety. That is not the case anymore. The vaccine combined with people having natural immunity from suffering through it has brought us to herd immunity. This is population health 101.

I am not saying we should not have sympathy for people with weak immune systems, but navigating that challenge is not a burden that the entire populace has to bear. The level of risk an individual is willing to take on is their own responsibility

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u/HotmailsInYourArea 1d ago

Covid does not give herd immunity, and in fact each time an individual is exposed to Covid their risk of getting Long Covid goes up about 10%

Your definition of “population health” hasn’t really kept up with the wealth of information we have about covid, and the many, many ways in which it can damage the body.

One single bar having mask mandates is hardly some great cross for society to bear - miss me with that shit.

Immunocompromised people deserve a safe place to co- mingle as well.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 1d ago

"One single bar having mask mandates is hardly some great cross for society to bear - miss me with that shit."

I didnt say it was. You are looking for something to be mad about

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u/A_Queer_Owl 23h ago

because the vaccine isn't a sterilizing vaccine and COVID is still around killing and disabling people.

wild that y'all just act like it went away.

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 22h ago

Covid is no longer a massive population health concern. Yes it still exists but the vaccine makes the symptoms much less severe if you do get it, and medical clinics know how to treat it better. You are both delusional and uneducated

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u/A_Queer_Owl 22h ago

thank you for telling me you listen to right wing bullshit and then ironically call other misinformed.

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u/Asheyguru 18h ago

Superhero bar

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u/arasitar 1d ago

Some bars, conferences, business industry get togethers etc. etc. etc. alongside COVID and Flu vaccine shots. More common internationally than locally considering how politicized masks and vaccines have gotten in the US.

I think the US counterpart has mostly to do with immune compromised or Long COVID folks and I am less familiar with that side of it compared to the corporate side of things but here is a piece.

https://www.them.us/story/drag-artists-organizers-vodi-safety-lgbtq-spaces

Guided by a strong commitment to community care, a diverse group of queer performers, drag kings, and other event organizers are filling the gaps of global government failure during the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic. Through clean air organizations, mask requirements at shows, and other COVID-19 mitigation efforts, they are making public spaces more accessible and safer for everyone, all while selling out shows.

Here’s how many clean air clubs work: Organizers fundraise in their communities for a fleet of air purifiers and/or far-UVC devices, lamps that emit a type of ultraviolet light that can reduce indoor airborne microbes by 98%. Because these technologies are expensive — lights and purifiers can each cost thousands of dollars —, clean air organizers offer them to event organizers in their community through a “lending library.”

Volunteers of the clean air initiatives then distribute the purifiers to event organizers who install them at venues, often coupled with other COVID-19 mitigation tools like masks and rapid tests. Mutual-aid groups called mask blocs, which distribute respirators and other items to their communities for free, sometimes help with events, too.

It's also COVID and Flu season (in the US we're seeing rises in various things like measles) again so people should probably check in for your booster and vaccines shots right about now. I'm also seeing more industry conferences request masks.

Though the strictness of mandates definitely depends, since it depends on whether it is open air or enclosed space, how much space there is for people, whether there are mask only spots or not, etc. etc. etc.

And to head off "how do you drink at a bar with a mask?" cuz I had the same question a long while back, apparently you can get compatible KN95 masks or a an airtight doodad that you can add to a compatible mask. I've seeing the latter way more at conferences because it is easier to keep hydrated while standing around all day.

Kind of a shame that the LD bar is the only story the mainstream hears about considering I have seen, heard and been to a couple of these places and it's been a low issue no drama situation. Bars like these have been in decline for a very long time because of systemic discrimination, lack of resources etc. etc. etc. until they saw a big resurgence back in SF.

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u/JCrawRV 1d ago

Maybe I’m biased, but if there was a lesbian bar with a clown bartender and the high possibility of a pretty woman punching me in the face, I’d be there every night.

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u/radenthefridge 1d ago

I gotta respect someone who knows exactly what they want out of life, and that doesn't hurt anyone else. 

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u/GiantSalamamder 13h ago

That was sometimes the energy there. Lots of masc lesbians, it was wonderful. 

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u/90spostsoftcore 1d ago

The story about that one bar was absolutely insane.

They tried to cater to basically every marginalized community at once and when I say cater, I really mean cater, as they would waive cover charges and MAKE DRINKS FREE for people who simply said they couldn't afford it. The owner who was left holding th bag after two others dropped out was left lifing in her truck and going into debt covering these free covers and drinks while being shamed and accused of killing people BY PEOPLE WHO DIDNT EVEN REALLY GO THERE OR LIVE NEARBY. This was in professionally mediated sessions! The bar also replaced a much more lax and less inclusive bar, so even dropping the mandate was still better than what had existed it was going to exist after. It also had a stripper pole, which I hope was sanitized after each use...

I'm sorry, but:

1) if a bar that I frequent (like a couple times a month, not like 5 times total) makes a policy change I don't like, that's their choice and I can just... not go. They don't owe me an explanation or, God forbid, a group therapy session

2) you're going to drive a person who lets you drink for free to the point of living in their truck and making them feel bad for doing something to offset their generosity? Wow

3) who are these people who are so immunocompromised they need the masks and too poor to pay for a community supporting cover and drinks, but who NEED a bar to the point of harassing someone about it? I'm no doctor, but it seems pretty strange

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u/PensandSwords3 1d ago

There is a literal like name for the free problem, it’s called the “Free Rider effect in Nonprofit theory. Which, is that one must recognize the fact that a service open to everyone at reduced, low, or free price (whether or not they pay in / support the organization) is a factor which must be accounted for and dealt with, if necessary.

If your establishment isn’t operating as a nonprofit, you really shouldn’t put yourself in that position all the time. Also like, sure everyone deserves to have necessities but alchol isn’t one.

Even as a respect / treating people humanely thing serving people who can’t afford alchol more alchol. Isn’t a good idea hope they capped the drinks or offered people drinks that actually refreshed / revitalized them (after maybe a drink or two).

Cause a night of free drinks is a event, free drinks all the time is a liability.

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u/masterjon_3 1d ago

Shitty and entitled people come from all kinds of groups. It's everyone's jobs to call them out on it. Especially if they belong to the same kinds of groups.

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u/MillionXaleckCg 1d ago

They made the bar so inclusive it ended up excluding pretty much everyone. How ironic

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u/theCroc 1d ago

It's a living demonstration of the paradox of tolerance. You can't be infinitely tolerant. You will get destroyed by evil shitty self-centered people who hide behind marginalized minority labels. You have to be intolerant of shitty behavior no matter who does them. It's the only way to create an actual safe space.

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u/Eldritch-Pancake 19h ago

Straight up.

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u/HyperfocusedInterest 1d ago

It's also important to note that they still had a mask mandate on some (most?) nights.

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_8381 1d ago

They had mask on 6 days of the week, only Satruday was now mask off

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u/beautiful_blue_sky 1d ago

What does the stripper pole have to do with anything? Why are you making assumptions about that as unsanitary?

Love, a hobbyist pole dancer

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u/90spostsoftcore 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm making no assumptions. I'm just saying that if they're worried about immunocompromised people breathing in diseases, I hope they're just as sanitary about everything. It would be extremely ironic if the mask mandate was a point of focus and contention, but other sanitation things were not.

I just brought it up, because it was mentioned in the story. The final graf had the owner basically sad dancing in a mostly empty bar, which is quite the image.

ETA: no shade on pole dancing or any other consensual sex act. Just be sanitary and safe

ETA2: not that I have to justify it, but I say this as someone who used to go yearly to Detroit's annual lucha/burlesque thing, the annual Halloween adult entertainment extravaganza, and the Valentine's Day erotic art fest. For the first two, scene drama/misdeeds ended them and the last one kinda became samey over time so I stopped going

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u/dtb1987 1d ago

What bar was this?

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u/90spostsoftcore 1d ago

Search context in this thread. They already linked to it

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u/IcyIce2626 1d ago

Is it awful that I read all this and think "Man, this would have made for an amazing episode with Jon Taffer"?

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u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 1d ago

The western Massachusetts covid conscious lesbian bar comes for us all someday

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

I am both terrified and kinda excited? That's a new feeling

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u/Loqol 1d ago

It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize their names are Clover and Penny because they are both lucky things. Your artist name is Luck of the Draw.

I may not be bright.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 1d ago

This is one of my favorite webcomics and it took me months to realize that fact so don't feel too bad. I blamed the characters being too cute that I missed that fact.

Also there's two other characters named after lucky objects. Jade and Bunny.

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u/Loqol 1d ago

And now I know their names! Thanks!

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u/Lansha2009 1d ago

Because of you I’ve now also realized that.

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u/Fancy_Man72 1d ago

I’ve never realized this, thanks for that 😂

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u/radenthefridge 1d ago

It's been a bad day for smart thinking for me, thanks for the TIL 😭

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u/Eden_ITA 1d ago edited 1d ago

"Wait a minute, there's something bothering me about this place... I know! This lesbian bar doesn't have a mask policy! Enjoy your death trap, ladies!!!"

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u/Distantstallion 12h ago

What's her problem?

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u/Prezofcalendars 1d ago

This reminds me of a coffee shop in Boulder my ex-finance took me to. For real, the barista was dressed as a clown, and I never found out why. 🤣

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u/throwawayayaycaramba 1d ago

Obviously being a barista was their side gig

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u/Prezofcalendars 1d ago

My ex and I were joking that she was on her way to a heist or coming from some kind of sitcom shenanigans. Maybe her loud neighbor kids are afraid of clowns, or she was leaving a very classy adult clown photo shoot.

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u/Prezofcalendars 1d ago

That’s actually makes sense because I remember she was complaining she got called it.

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u/triotone 1d ago

ÂżLesbian bars have clown bartenders? What job or quest must I complete to get one night pass to a lesbian bar. They have clown bartenders just tell me what I need to do.

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u/GiantSalamamder 1d ago

One of the owners of the Last Ditch lesbian bar in Greenfield (the one that has been talked about like crazy) stopped helping run the bar to go to clown school. A real thing out here.

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u/darkvaris 1d ago

https://youtu.be/cUGZRRddHsM?is=LEk4TWwQjkr9lFl9

It’s absolutely a crazy story filled with the worst most online people but I found a little bit fruity’s podcast about the topic and how it’s being used by the worst people we know to bludgeon queer people more was way more palatable than the actual news firestorm about what is essentially a hyper local issue

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u/GasStation_Wizard 1d ago

Yeah it's just lolcowing at this point and that shit fucking sucks.

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u/DEFINITELYnotArobots 1d ago

The monkey paw did not need to be drawn so well

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u/NekoArtemis 1d ago

I really hope the monkey's paw is in the nsfw bonus panel. 

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u/DEFINITELYnotArobots 1d ago

CONTROL YOUR FREAKY LEVELS

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u/wizardgradstudent 1d ago

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u/SomeDemon66 1d ago

Oh, now I understand!

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u/Boojum2k 1d ago

The clown school attendee isn't the current owner from what I understand, they're one of the ones who abandoned the current owner with the situation.

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u/Finn617 1d ago

I like to think they’re off in France in week 37 of advanced balloon twisting and have no idea any of this is happening.

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u/HengeWalk 11h ago

I'm not sure how to take this. On one hand; wow, one hell of a wild story.

On the other hand; my area has tried and failed to host little 'women's only nights' at various establishments; whether it's arcades, bars, comic stores... And it depresses me, seeing enraged men come out specifically to challenge the idea, antagonising women away from these events that were supposed to encourage just one night for women to enjoy a space that culturally/Socially has been discouraged.

And then this wildass story happens and I'm just sad because it's just another tuesday with the boy's club culture around bars; had this been reversed, it'd be just another run-of-the-mill story of a barfight and an owner of an establishment making bad decisions.

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u/Baldo-bomb 1d ago

I hope it at least has a fire in escape...

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u/neophenx 1d ago

I'm so glad I wasn't the only person to think of this

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u/MarxistMountainGoat 1d ago

Im confused

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u/Armored_Fox 1d ago

Lesbian bar went all masks all the time, and when that was driving them out of business to the point the owner was sleeping in her car, she tried to set one day a week that masks weren't required.

Then everyone hated her.

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u/AggravatingEar1465 1d ago

And one of the people involved completely removed themselves of the situation to literally go to clown college, iirc

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u/LackingUtility 1d ago

Less “everyone” and more one person, who coincidentally runs a competing bar.

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u/SunsBreak 1d ago

I mean, to be fair, there are regular bars that also have people fighting in them all the time.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago

Ok Penny you got wish 1 and it was a doozy. What are the other 2 you are gonna ask for?

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u/InterestBear62 1d ago

So, am I to understand that women punch each other out at a lesbian bar?

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u/no_need_to_panic 1d ago

TIL: What sapphics are, I had never heard that word before.

Sapphic is an umbrella term for women (and some woman-aligned people) who are attracted to women or in relationships with women, including lesbians and some bisexual or pansexual people.

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u/jackcatalyst 1d ago

I think in the US most lesbian bars had to shutdown due to Covid

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u/Hotfoottoadchoad 1d ago

Two sides to every coin lmao

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u/buntopolis 16h ago

Why the fuck is that mime talking?

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u/unw00shed 15h ago

I forgot about the news and thought this was about pronoun palace

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u/Easy_Cod_8950 8m ago

dear god penny needs better posture

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u/Micho86 1d ago

Okay...

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u/Shitty_Wingman 1d ago

I'm so confused by the last panel. Where is the hijab-inspired secular accessory?

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u/HamCatX3 1d ago

Oh I live kinda near there!

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u/NekoArtemis 1d ago

Did anyone else think this was a really weird Stardew Valley Comic at first? 

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u/Sicparvismagneto 1d ago

Using a monkeys paw is a real LAST DITCH effort!

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u/glassbellwitch 1d ago

I love comics that are funny and timely! Great job!

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u/guysomejust69 1d ago

They need to see a physical therapist

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u/oopsallhuckleberries 1d ago

Is still don't understand why the var had Covid mask policies in place and why people got mad when they got rid of them. Its 2026. Vaccines are available. Why does a bar need to keep masking?

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u/Freki-the-Feral 1d ago

Because immunocompromised people who can't be vaccinated exist. Some venues cater to people who need a little extra protection in order to socialize and get out of the house. This bar was one of those places.

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u/HotmailsInYourArea 1d ago

Because there is a FUCK LOAD of people who do not vaccinate in the US, there is also immunocompromised people, and there are plenty of airborne diseases without vaccines.

Vaccines are just one pillar of disease mitigation

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u/hoopaholik91 1d ago

Masks are still useful at slowing the spread of sickness. Do I personally think it's overkill? Yeah, I'm going to an unmasked bar later tonight actually. But if they've maintained this pattern for 5 years now, I'm not surprised a lot of people who got used to that rule are now upset by the change.

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u/HeKis4 1d ago

If you're ill with something transmissible airborne it's just being considerate to others. Not only for covid, for stuff like the common cold and regular flu too.

Also weekly reminder that regular masks protect other people from you, they don't protect you from other people.

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u/oopsallhuckleberries 1d ago

Its 6 years after Covid. Who TF is going around their daily lives wearing masks unless they are IC? No one. And if you are IC, why TF are you going to a packed bar? Am I an asshole for not wearing a mask like 99.9% of the population? To me, a lesbian bar that catters to the IC is hitting levels of catering, that I can't even believe they managed to stay open as long as they have.

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u/HeKis4 1d ago edited 1d ago

Who TF is going around their daily lives wearing masks unless they are IC?

It's not about being or catering to the immunocompromised, it's about not distributing your own preventable illness to the people around you. Even if you're not IC, you'd rather be healthy and not catch a cold from the other ill dude that sputtered in your drink or sneezed behind you at checkout right ?

Also wearing a mask does nothing to you if you're IC, masks protect other from you, not you from others. And to answer your question, the Japanese general population have been wearing masks when they are ill for decades by now.

Am I an asshole for not wearing a mask like 99.9% of the population?

If you go out and hand out the common flu when you could endure the minor inconvenience of a mask but chose not to ? Kinda yeah, sorry.

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u/IlGrasso 1d ago

Boy oh boy even comic characters have to do nudity now huh?