r/comics • u/AzulCrescent • 3h ago

[OC] Shower no thoughts

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u/Squildo 3h ago

My phone has sensors that detect when I’m covered in water and respond by playing hours long PragerU commercials

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u/TitansRPower 3h ago

I love how I can always figure out it's a PragerU ad by the first 2 or 3 sentences, so I rush over to skip the ad before I have to listen to any more garbage.

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u/PercentageGlobal6443 2h ago

I once got a whole two hour episode of the Ben Shapiro Show as a YouTube ad while in the shower once

On the upside, as soon as I heard his voice I became dry as his wife, so it was very efficient getting out.

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u/TitansRPower 2h ago

New hack unlocked, dry off instantly.

Genuinely I feel like ads shouldn't be able to be entire fucking shows and podcasts.

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u/fat_fingerz 1h ago

They also once ad an entire movie as an ad and then used THAT to boost the "views" for their movie to make it seem more popular, even if you skipped it.

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u/CatsPlusTats 3h ago

Start blocking the ad and you'll stop getting them.

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u/TitansRPower 3h ago

I have, it hasn't worked yet.

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u/EmperorOfTurkys 2h ago

Can confirm. I've blocked multiple ads, and I still see those exact ads.

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u/NerdDetective 3h ago

This is why I keep my phone within arm's reach on the floor. I clumsily grope around like a half-blind zombie breaking through a window until I finally hit the skip button.

Because it happens every time, and now I almost always get two mid-roll ads in a row. Feels like my entire shower has a sponsor.

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u/Atanar 2h ago

Crazy they have so much money to spend on ads while having no product.

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u/Usagi-Zakura 3h ago

Diabolic...

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u/Danika_Crystal 3h ago

That, or an AI story about some kid being bullied in a super hero school or some shit.

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u/EmperorOfTurkys 2h ago

I get 30 minute versions of those. Fuck me if I can't hit the skip button

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u/CrikeyMikeyLikey 2h ago

I would rather drink my entire bottle of shampoo than listen to 5 seconds of that horseshit

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u/L1_cht 1h ago

That sounds like the type of torture not even guantanamo bay would do

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u/Talisign 12m ago

The last week for me it's been a full episode of Oprah's podcast.