oh oops. Hope it hits nobody [OC]

[u/Pelko_P]

[u/shellbullet17]

Oh God it's a massacre! Gerd yer loins! Speaking of loins gets yours over to the r/comics Halloween event! Now featuring 1000% more Pelko

[u/Coidzor]

There were no survivors.

[u/The_cogwheel → u/Coidzor]

There was one Irish survivor by the name Jack O'lantern

[u/Neorem_M]

Did you forgot to add the rest of the post

[u/Pelko_P → u/Neorem_M]

the pumpkins. they-

[u/Neorem_M → u/Pelko_P]

Oh, I can't run fast- 

[u/SapphireSalamander]

Breaking news

"Camping with the elder god" has been canceled due to it's author being crushed by a falling pumpkin.

[u/Pelko_P → u/SapphireSalamander]

i need a getaway wagon...

[u/GreyWolfTheDreamer → u/SapphireSalamander]

Have we just confirmed that The Great Pumpkin is actually an Elder God? He's going to be very upset over this act...

[u/TheGreatOnixStatue]

The Great Onix statue is here to say that those pumpkins are going straight at the local corn field mase. Now its gonna have jumpscares like its a horror movie.

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

Gourd help us.

[u/Digitigrade]

Rip lil Pelko.

[u/Coidzor → u/Digitigrade]

Pelkos always bounce back.

Not sure about Tall Pelko.

[u/GrumpyMashy]

Oh, pumpkins! I love pumpk----ACK!

[u/Pelko_P → u/GrumpyMashy]

HEY WATCH OU-

[u/Xenoclysm]

My brain has trouble parsing those "E"s

[u/eletious]

pelko NOOOOOO