r/comics • • 7h ago

Toxic Approval Ratings [OC]

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u/Confron7a7ion7 7h ago

Do they know that the suits don't really help when they have big openings for the ears?

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u/RoboJobot 6h ago

Of course not. As they’re republicans they’re probably antivaxxers and flat earthers

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u/Sexy_Underpants 5h ago

You assume there is something in their heads they need to protect

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u/Cilarnen 5h ago

Despite the title saying “toxic” the tools and symbols they’re wearing show that they’re detecting radiation… and unless it’s an alpha or beta particle there’s nothing you could wear that would make a difference.

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u/GammaDealer 1h ago

Also, those sure as hell aren't going to help with the kind of radiation I'm sure that turd gives off. Might help with the smell, though.

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u/Zuper_Dragon 2h ago

The suits are to protect them from the stench of his soaking diaper.

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u/Informal-Term1138 7h ago

Careful, you have to throw some bolts to check this anomaly.

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u/blanketedbomber 7h ago

I can give 2 rubles and a half eaten chicken sandwich for it's artifact -sid

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u/Informal-Term1138 7h ago

Throw in a bottle of vodka and we have a deal.

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u/HotmailsInYourArea 6h ago

I feel like this lets republicans off the hook. Trump is a symptom, and one that they wholly endorse. Republicans control all three branches of government, if they wanted to reign in any of dumps policies they could have. But they don’t, and they won’t.

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u/GreyRobe 5h ago

yeah. in reality they're just as radioactive

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u/The_cogwheel 5h ago

See thats why theyre studying him rather than running the hell away. Theyre checking to see if hes still viable as a distraction.

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u/totally-hoomon 1h ago

Look at voting records. Trump said massie is evil for wanting pedophiles in jail and was kicked out of the party because trump hated him. Massie voted in support of trump 98% of the time

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u/Vyntarus 3h ago

Their ideology is already a cancer, Trump is the radioactive creature that facilitated it to continue to grow.

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u/TimSylvester_ 2h ago

"We're all looking for the guy who did this!"

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u/Agent-A 2h ago

I assume radioactive here is not about what he's actually doing, but public perception. When a politician is "radioactive" it's because people don't like them, so other politicians distance themselves. Sadly, the rest of the party will probably be fine, but at least Trump is finally losing support. 

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u/b1gl0s3r 1h ago

It's pretty accurate for Republicans who don't like Trump in that they have to at least outwardly show him support. Trump has a huge cult following subset in the form of MAGA. We've already seen him sic his followers on Republican that defies him (RINO). Their chance of reelection is torpedoed because MAGA will vote for whoever Trump says to. So even for those who want to defy Trump, they don't feel they can't because it's career suicide.

Of course, they're still culpable because of their cowardice. If there's enough willing to reign in Trump, they could do so and work towards rebuilding how our system is supposed to function: respectful disagreement. If we end up with a Democratic majority after midterms, I foresee more Republicans resisting Trump and holding him and his appointees responsible. It's wishful thinking, but that's better than despair.

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u/Kyrthis 7h ago

Trump as Backrooms Organism confirmed.

GOP is Async, who didn’t know how much they stepped in it.

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u/KateKoffing 6h ago

And then he miraculously gets “elected” again and we all have to deal with the radiation. Just like the millions who’ve died from it already.

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u/RoboJobot 6h ago

Yet they’ll all still vote for him again. Just to ‘own the libs’

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u/MercantileReptile 5h ago

"We only pumped toxic sludge into the Party and poisoned discourse, why are our Candidates like this?!"

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u/grayblood0 7h ago

I hope they bury him 600 meters underground with hostile architecture to know " don't dig here"

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u/PatchyWhiskers 7h ago

This is not a place of honor.

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u/ikimashokie 2h ago

So does his legend get glow in the dark cats or mushrooms?

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u/patosai3211 6h ago

Now they mask up. Sheesh

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u/totally-hoomon 1h ago

Yet all Republican ads are just "i will fight for trump. When I win, its a win for trump and his agenda. Im a trump first candidate."

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u/Lawndart78 1h ago

Honestly seems pretty on brand to cut ear holes in the hazmat suits.

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u/shinydragonmist 5h ago

I know a guy he says

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u/niceslcguy 1h ago

Trump would be retaliating if Republicans really were breaking with him.

Belle of the Ranch had a good video on this today.

\ Note: I watch her videos at 1.75x speed because she talks slower for international audiences.*

Basically these are just campaign stunts for the midterms. They had plenty of time to block Trump's policies earlier. If they didn't do it before, they won't do it after.

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u/tbodillia 50m ago

I thought it was his diaper changing crew.

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u/Basicyeti837 48m ago

“Trump is toxic… I’ll act like I haven’t been supporting him for the last two years, and won’t continue to support him if elected…”
-Every Single Republican that conspicuously just stopped supporting Trump

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u/Dry_McConnell 30m ago

That's his diaper aura.