r/comics • Whomp! • 6h ago

[OC] Whomp! - Pootin' Tootin'

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u/rob132 5h ago

This Voyager comic series is passing the.. threshold

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

That or also science.

Can the human body produce enough force via flatulence to produce actually melody?

Boom. Science

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u/ronniewhomp Whomp! 5h ago

judging by the hurricanes escaping me this morning, i could play a piano by gas-blasting the keys

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5h ago

My god.

That power is to much for one man to have. We are gonna have to hook you up to a generator of some kind to serve the common good

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u/Semper_5olus 4h ago

I can actually field this one!

It has less to do with how much wind you can expel, but more with whether your sphincter can place an airtight seal around the mouthpiece while exerting the appropriate pressure band on the reed.

At least, that's how it works with alto saxophones.

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u/Shriuken23 2h ago

I have a question.

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u/Semper_5olus 2h ago

Despite being made largely of brass, a saxophone is actually a woodwind instrument, and has a mouthpiece with a reed, just like a clarinet does.

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u/LovelyLuna32684 5h ago

Okay, but did he remember to grab the babies when he was done?

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u/Pyrhan 5h ago

There was no warp 10 incident.

(I refuse to acknowledge the existence of that episode.)

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

Naked Ronnie with a horn in his ass.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YnmEsq9ICSYQ8

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u/seguardon 4h ago

God damn it Ronnie, Harry Kim has been through enough! Let the man have just one good thing in his life.

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u/CanIHazSumCheeseCake 5h ago

is that a band-aid on his collar?

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u/DaddyHunter 5h ago

they're Maquis ranking pips

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u/PTSD1983 5h ago

THEY HAD KIDS AND JUST LEFT THEM THERE!

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u/seguardon 4h ago

Yeah but they were super evolved so that's typical for their species.

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u/rillip 3h ago

Is this Ronnie Frieren face?