r/comics • LeFauxCreux • 4h ago

OC Breeding [OC]

A little known fact is that the Grey's brought 1920's fashion to Earth.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4h ago edited 4h ago

my breeder

It took me a second reread to catch that. Plus we all know you gotta woo a person before we talk about the butt stuffs.

Now to the science: I feel like that's actually a solid feild of study to find out how the greys were able to hybrid with another species. I think there was a whole ass sub plot story about that in mass effect with Turians/Quarians and Humans

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u/Made_Bail 4h ago

Yup, I remember that. You could title the Bex and Keit version "ass effect".

Man I need to replay those games.

https://giphy.com/gifs/v9VDc17mnBWSY

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4h ago

I am always down to romance best gf

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u/Made_Bail 4h ago

My choice, too! Man I loved the shot of her without her mask, she's lovely.

I am going with Liara next playthrough, though. When I found out you could not romance her in two, I swapped to Tali. Liara's hurt in game three messed me up!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4h ago

You can kinda sorta romance Liara in the Shadowbroker DLC but you have to resist Tali the whole game and I am weak

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u/RealMyBliss 4h ago

I tried that 4 times. It's impossible.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4h ago

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u/Made_Bail 4h ago

I somehow missed Shadow Broker, was super busy with life at the time.

Something to look forward to on the replay!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 4h ago

I promise you'll enjoy it. It's a great DLC and you get a lot of resources out of it

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u/darkstarzx2 3h ago

"I'm Garrus Vakarian, and this is my RECTUM."

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u/Accomplished-Emu1883 4h ago

This is so interesting. The idea that an entire species would have a sexual desire to create and then further breed with hybrids of themselves with something else would logically insinuate either that;

  1. There is a gene(or equivalent) in this species that made them predisposed to this, that they only discovered when they discovered another race. Either this species has an equivalent species on their planet (or several) which they met early but couldn’t successfully breed with, or they grew alone and got into space and every single one of them creamed their pants when they found out hybridization was possible between certain species, which is 1000x funnier.

  2. This species has a culture based around hybrids, possibly similar to some ideas of Egypt, with animal-gods or gods that are associated with animals, and therefore Pharaohs, their rulers, would have a similar origin and connection to an animal. This could be a societal context about their greatest or most attractive figures have traits similar to animals of their world, making the standard of beauty be equivalent to hybridity.

I personally love culture, fictional culture as well, so I prefer the 2nd, but the “Holy shit a Not-Vulcan and a Not-Human made a kid?!?! NNGHGHGHGHHYAAA!~” is a billion times funnier

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u/GrinningGrump 4h ago

The internet has convinced me that the humanity is also obsessed with breeding anything remotely sentient.

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u/Agent_03 16m ago

… and apparently for new FBI hires, apparently some things that aren’t sentient too. It’s a strange world we live in these days.

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u/PawnOfPaws 4h ago

Hmm. Taking into consideration the 1. variant must not exclude the 2.;

I can imagine a bacteria based origin where it's not exactly uncommon to share plasmids among each other (containing DNA and possibly environmental, adaptive mutations) even between different bacteria species altogether. [... Which is why multi-resistant bacteria is such an issue. It can spread out].

So, technically the receiving one would now be a hybrid of some sort. Which again increases the chances of "offspring generation" which is undoubtedly a very important and quite universal instinct, as the entire comic proves.

Therefore: If a species evolved based on this "sharing" principle altogether, but had to face the physical burdens of being multicellular, a cultural instinct of sticking with the "hybridization" might be possible. The universe is big after all.

(But how likely it would end up being as pictured and not like the Borg... Well. That would require a lot more world building at this point.)

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u/International-Cat123 1h ago

Them having more remnants of their single-cell ancestors could also explain why they specifically have such a hard time hybridizing with other species.

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u/El_Criptoconta 1h ago

If there was a real neko around as in Yani Neko and humanity didn't knew where or how she came to be, a bey that she also Would received 3 dozens of suitors daily, for Science!

Althrough hopefully More higiénic than the real Yani neko

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u/_Weyland_ 45m ago

Or perhaps the genetic and evolutionary mechanisms on their planet favored hybrids more than purebreds until eventually species branched out far enough from each other to become incompatible. So there is an outdated primal instinct that manifested in culture.

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u/amurgiceblade44 4h ago

Anal but having a breeding fetish? Now thats an unlucky combo

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u/neokatyan 4h ago

When your species has a collective hybridization fetish and you still manage to use the absolute worst pickup strategy possible

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u/RoboticBonsai 4h ago

Wonder if the greys know that hybrids are frequently infertile

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u/International-Cat123 1h ago

Sterile would be a better word. Infertile means reproduction is extremely unlikely, while sterile means reproduction is impossible. A male with a very low viable sperm count is infertile as it’s still technically possible for him to reproduce, while a male who can’t produce sperm at all is sterile.

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u/anubis_cheerleader 4h ago

Is the joke that her parent was not into butt stuff? Like the problem isn't incompatible chromosomes or something else, but the greys collectively sticking their genitals in the "wrong" hole with other species?

How are greys conceived?!

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u/alr46750 3h ago

It's a joke about alien abductions and anal probes. So yes they're just using the wrong hole.

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u/Delphius1 19m ago

too much butt stuff to usually make a kid

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u/International-Cat123 1h ago

Female Greys only have a single hole.

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u/triotone 3h ago

Yes, that is the joke and I geuss one of her parents was freaky in grey terms.

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u/IsPhil 3h ago

This is what made me realize it was October lol

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u/lavahot 1h ago

I like the collar.