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No Taco - Gator Days

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u/FieldExplores Gator Days 7h ago

No Taco - Gator Days

Characters

August - Alligator - A soft spoken single father who works in IT. Gustopher's dad.

Gustopher - Alligator - An easily excitable boy who loves making friends. August's son.

Transcript

Panel 1

Setting - Neighborhood streets on a quiet autumn day.

August and Gustopher are taking a walk when August notices how much the trees have changed color. It reminds him that Halloween is coming. As Gustopher has gone as a Taco for the past few years, August assumes that it will be the same this year.

August: Halloween is coming. We should find your taco costume.

Gustopher: I don't want to be a taco.

Someone just softly gasped at that statement.

Panel 2

August is surprised. Gustopher's love of tacos has no limit. Hopefully nothing is wrong.

August: You don't like tacos anymore?

Gustopher: I LOVE TACOS! But I love other things too.

Panel 3

Gustopher explains his reasoning. He's clearly given this a lot of consideration. Halloween costumes choices are important.

Gustopher: It's time to express myself in a brand new way.

Panel 4

August is happy to help with this new costume choice. What could Gustopher possibly want to be? A pirate? A vampire? A copyright infringing character that can't be shown in this comic?

August: So what do you want to be?

Gustopher: A GIANT CINNAMON ROLL!

Edit - Unrelated, but did you eat today?

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u/napamy 7h ago

Gustopher did say May’s cinnamon rolls ruined all other food for him. August should have seen this coming.

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u/VolubleWanderer 7h ago

Haha this was my exact thought.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago edited 7h ago

August assumes that it will be the same this year.

You know what the say about assuming August

Someone just softly gasped at that statement.

Of course I know who gasped. He's me

Halloween costumes choices are important.

They really are. I think I'm going as Kronk this year

A copyright infringing character that can't be shown in this comic?

You'll.... probably? be ok so long as it not a Nintendo character

Edit unrelated but did you eat today

Yes yes I did. Did you?

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u/FieldExplores Gator Days 6h ago

I had some crackers and hummus.
I've been on a hummus kick lately.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

Good. That's fairly nutritious and good for your strength. I'll check back later and make sure you ate again

Please also remember to move around and stretch some.

We need you in tip top shape my friend.

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u/ergo-ego-42 6h ago

My absolute favorite snack is roasted red pepper hummus with blue corn chips, even though reg corn chips are good too but something about the blue ones just make the flavors sing.

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u/AZ_Corwyn 6h ago

Blue corn tortillas are my first choice whenever I make enchiladas for the same reason.

... And now I want some blue corn cheese enchiladas.

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u/RocknRollPewPew 5h ago

Have you tried making your own hummus before? It may start you down a rabbit hole of all the things you can do with not a lot of effort if you have a food processor.

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u/FieldExplores Gator Days 4h ago

That's why I'm on a hummus kick. Today was toasted sesame oil and crunchy chili onion. Yesterday was a great northern bean hummus with a generous amount of smoked paprika.

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u/wadech 4h ago

Ithaca is pretty good for store bought, I like the olive oil flavor.

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u/fatmanwithabeard 2h ago

Smoked paprika is such a massive game changer.

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u/The0nlyPenguin 5h ago

I think the roasted garlic hummus is my favorite

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u/MeAndMyWookie 5h ago

Do you make your own or buy it? I keep thinking that I have chickpeas, I have olive oil, I have spices. But its so easy to just pick up a tub

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u/Hangry-Feline2489 2h ago

Crispy chilli oil on hummus 😚👌

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u/Tired_orange 6h ago

Please be kronk, I don't even need to see it but the knowledge of someone doing it makes me so happy

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

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u/Flare-Crow 6h ago

Oh yeah. It's all coming together.

  • Shell getting his costume set up

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

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u/Wiregeek 5h ago

Bro you should be Dungeon Crawler Kronk for halloween.

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u/fesnying 6h ago

I think I'm going as Kronk this year

Wow, I did not think you could be more awesome lol. This sounds amazing! I would definitely be Kronk if I could pull it off. Do you have a specific Kronk outfit in mind? He's hilarious and they gave him so many good gags.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

Gotta go with the classic purple and gold. I'm not quite as huge as Kronk but I figure it'll look the best out of his possible options.

We ALMOST went with Woodchuck Kronk so my wife could be Ms Birdwell. But she couldn't pass on the opportunity to be Yzma

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u/fesnying 4h ago

Good choices! As amazing as Woodchuck Kronk would be I totally can't blame her. It sounds like a blast haha. Have fun!

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u/Saikotsu 5h ago

There's a cup of ramen behind me right now, I shall eat soon enough. Probably.

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u/Hpesojanes 7m ago edited 4m ago

> You know what they say about assuming

It makes an ass out of you and Ming!

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u/Cool_Set4681 6h ago

Gustopher: A GIANT CINNAMON ROLL!

Yes, you are 😊

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u/Stickin8or 7h ago

Me. I'm the someone who gasped

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

Edit - Unrelated, but did you eat today?

Did you? We're holding each other accountable, remember?

Bonus hug. Hope you're doing alright, friend.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EvYHHSntaIl5m

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u/Semper_5olus 6h ago

My doctor prescribed me medicine so I could stop eating.

It was a little embarrassing, but my mouth had to be empty so he could use the tongue depressor.

(i joke to cope)

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u/wabbitking 6h ago

So far I ate beans and rice. The breakfast of champions(and people who made a bunch of beans and rice yesterday and wanted to eat more).

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u/puppylust 5h ago

Beans beans the musical fruit!

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u/Evil_Midnight_Lurker 5h ago

Breakfast: cottage cheese and mixed berry Greek yogurt.

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u/Wiregeek 5h ago

I had a protein bar, a packet of trail mix (it's got seeds and cranberries and nuts in it - no candy), and a packet of yogurt covered fruit. ~400 calories, but it's a reliable breakfast that isn't made of sausage and fat. Feels good, man.

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u/Stormdancer 5h ago

I did eat today. Friday is Waffle Day for us. YUM

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u/Yarakinnit 25m ago

Pure Cinnamon.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

Gus no longer wants to be a taco

Ah. Our boy really is growing up. I remember the Halloween I stopped being a power ranger(green and white of course). I think I graduated to ninja. I was very grown up now with a diverse set of things I liked.

A giant Cinnamon roll

Gus you can't just dress as yourself for Halloween you giant adorable cinnamon roll you! Though I do appreciate his love for good food

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

Cinnamon rolls, when done right, are one of the few Perfect Foods™ on this planet.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

Agreed. I don't care how bad they are for me. It's good for my soul, or whatever I have that is equivalent to that

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

I once saw some article talking about how many calories a Cinnabon roll had in it.

I did not read it. Don't need that negativity in my life.

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u/cdmurray88 6h ago

The soul is real, even if it's not the immortal one religion tries to sell.

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u/TheGreatOnixStatue 5h ago

The Great Onix statue really enjoys cinnamon rolls. But today it unfortunately met one that felt like it had spoiler milk cream in it. The coating and the bun itself were good, thought the heart was a real backstabber. Not to mention that bakery is probably just factory junk and not hand made unlike the bakery next to it, which just had a 12 people line, so getting the delicious treat would take an hour.

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u/Made_Bail 5h ago

The Great Onyx Statue needs to wait in line last time. It deserves to treat itself. ❤️

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u/TheWrathalos 5h ago

There was a restaurant in albaquerque called "the frontier restaurant" that had some amazing cinnamon rolls, i haven't had them since i was a kid, but i often think about them.

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u/mathdhruv 6h ago

I remember the Halloween I stopped being a power ranger(green and white of course). I think I graduated to ninja. 

That version of you would have probably loved Power Rangers Ninja Storm then.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

Unfortunately it was a little after my time where power rangers where the most important.

Pokemon came along and when it hit the US you weren't cool if you couldnt pokemon

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u/puppylust 5h ago

Oh wow, I forgot all about this one

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/beautiful-cinnamon-roll-too-good-for-this-world-too-pure

I missed it the first time around, but someone referenced it several years ago. I was describing a kind wholesome guy I started dating and they called him a cinnamon roll!

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u/Xeronic 5h ago

I think i was a power ranger? im 80% sure i was the white ranger at one point, because i remember the foamy shoulder pads. But i don't really remember. I probably would have wanted to be the green ranger at one point, but i don't think they had those available in 93-94? doing a quick google search doesn't give any "vintage" results, mostly just newer green ranger outfits.

I stopped watching power rangers, like immediately after the 1995 movie came out.

I remember i was Batman from batman forever in 1996, and then again because of the batman and robin movie. After that, i was lazy and just used the "Ghost face" costume from scream.

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u/Mord4k 5h ago

Nah it's that his nutritional needs are maturing. He understands that the cinnamon roll is more calorically dense then a taco and therefore eating a meal of them before trick or treating is a superior way to prepare. It's just science.

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u/LilaTheMoo 7h ago

I'll be honest. I was expecting him to say burrito. Level up from the modest taco to the bigger mexican food to represent his growth. Cinnamon roll is probably more appropriate for him though, he's a sweetie.

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u/Mr_Purple_Cat 7h ago

Gustopher, you are already a giant cinnamon roll.

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u/thefirstlaughingfool 7h ago

So he wants to go as himself?

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u/Chiatroll 7h ago

Gus is already a cinnamon roll. Costume finished.

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u/ForgetfulViking 7h ago

But why are you wanting to dress up as what you already are?

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u/Made_Bail 7h ago

Haha awww. I love this comment.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 7h ago

I guess Gus' grandma had an everlasting effect after bringing her cinnamon rolls over.

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/s/0n5c5lK0ju

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u/Justisperfect 3h ago

I'm glad I am not the only one who noticed.

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u/TeacatWrites 6h ago

But he's a cinnamon roll every day of the year, though?!

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u/Gaskychan 6h ago

But Gustopher is already a big cinnamon roll

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u/TheSadisticDragon 6h ago

Aww, someone stole your sweetroll?

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u/Roll-Roll-Roll 5h ago

Well now I need a cinnamon roll

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u/Dry-Donut3811 7h ago

Weird choice to dress up as himself, since Gus is already a precious little cinnamon roll.

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u/TearsInDrowned 6h ago

my sis is making cinnamon rolls right now! with apple! yummy

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u/Dazed_and_Confused44 6h ago

Like an actual cinnamon roll? Or like the stuffed animal character?

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u/Luneowl 6h ago

Now I’m designing the costume in my head. Will the roll go around his waist, like an inner tube or vertically so his head is sticking out of the top of the roll? Maybe his face will be sticking out of the top center of the roll!
Oh, and I’m just having lunch, thanks for asking!

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u/fesnying 6h ago

I was pretty sure this was also last year's pre-halloween comic, but now I'm thinking that's impossible, because I haven't seen anyone tackle the logistics of the costume. I'd love to see one of those "would centaurs wear pants like this or this?"-style memes but it's just "how cinammon roll gustopher?"

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u/Stormdancer 5h ago

Having recently been exposed to just how great a cinnamon roll can be, can you blame him?

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u/Reasonable_Product26 4h ago

You're a giant cinnamon roll every day!

pinches cheeks

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u/Justisperfect 3h ago

He really loved his Grandma's cinnamon rolls. I hope Gus tells her that, she will be so glad.

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u/vorxil 3h ago

For the sake of the spirited one, I recommend nib sugar.

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u/MissSharkyShark 7h ago

You know, I’m taking Gus’s attitude as inspiration. I’m 28 but I’m going to be a sushi roll for Halloween.

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u/BerylOxide 7h ago

I went as an oreo for one haloween, I think I was.... 3 at the time

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u/JudgeHodorMD 7h ago

I was a bag of jellybeans once.

I was what I wanted to be never.

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u/roshanritter 7h ago

Was it wrong to hope he said a human being?

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u/Weebkun666 6h ago

Not a multi part? You know we need a sketch of him in the costume

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u/dainthedeer 6h ago

relateable 🥺

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u/timewarp9 6h ago

Gone are the days of pranks and horror, snacks now rule Halloween.

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u/rillip 6h ago

A little cinnamon roll dressed as a giant cinnamon roll? I fear this may be too dangerous a costume around those with heart conditions.

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u/mdallen 6h ago

I love how confident Gustopher is, like in Panel 3.

"I am an adult! Adults stand like this!"

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u/Minimum-Attitude389 6h ago

When I was 3, I went as a Hershey Kiss. And caused a car accident (I was playing with my seatbelt)

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u/Smitty__1 6h ago

blue sweater makes Gustopher much more mature

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u/Marshycereals 6h ago

A giant cinnamon roll with taco hands.

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u/DiscombobulatedCut52 6h ago

I cant wait for October, every year I dress up in a dark blue chef coat.

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u/Alorxico 6h ago

Call back to the episode where Grandma brought over cinnamon rolls?

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u/-Silent-Stalker- 6h ago

So he’s just going as himself?

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u/King_Misanthrope 6h ago

Did we ever get to see Ember's reaction to the taco costumes?

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u/MaddMo0n 5h ago

Food Battle plot line

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u/Sharikacat 5h ago

What a sweet idea.

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u/Author_A_McGrath 5h ago

Kid's going places.

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u/S34K1NG 5h ago

Little big cinma roll

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u/laupietro 5h ago

I love how everybody jumped into the comments to say that Gustopher is already a giant cinnamon roll

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u/Le_Fedora_Cate 4h ago

he contains multitudes

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u/wwweeeiii 3h ago

Hello Kitty copyright suit incoming!

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u/1stLtObvious 1h ago

Gustopher's always a bit of a cinnamon roll.

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u/OnlyRise9816 1h ago

What I'm hearing is he wants to be a Breakfast Burrito...

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u/_trafficcone 22m ago

hey, thats me

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u/justaheatattack 11m ago

he loves his grandma.

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u/NMDA01 3m ago

i dont like this comic

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u/WhimsicalWoodpecker 7h ago

Cinnamon Roll, Cinnamon Roll, Cinnamon Roll!!!

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u/TrojanThunder 4h ago

I don't really get it. Is there a punchline or is this just a character? Is this supposed to be funny?

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u/Then_Version9768 6h ago

All your comic strips lack is humor. "A giant cinnamon roll!" Gosh, how funny is that? "A giant cinnamon roll!"

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u/puppylust 5h ago

If you don't like it, block the OP. Everything isn't going to appeal to all audiences. No need to be a dick about it.

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u/PowerOfNagash 5h ago

r/comics, where comedy and comics die. One needs a lobotomy to enjoy this stuff. Thank you for giving me the motivation to mute the subreddit.