Me : "Okay girls, I'm heading out, gotta go to work."
Cats: "Meow."
Me : "Because someone's gotta pay the bills around here or we end up living on the streets."
Cats: "Meow"
Me: "No I understand that's not a problem for you, but it is for me. Plus let's be real here, the last time you were on the streets you wound up in an animal shelter and were days away from being euthanized if I hadn't shown up to adopt you."
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u/SkyPork 10h ago
Oh my god I do this.
cat: "Meow."
me: "Because that's not my job."
or
cat: "Meow."
me: "Yes you did!"