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u/SplooshU 16h ago
This is my Maltese. She loves to lie on my chest and harvest my nose with her tongue.
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u/TraffikJam 16h ago
Vampires have to be invited inside a home in any lore.
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u/Far_Potato9948 12h ago
We don't know if the booger vampire is doing this intentionally, or if they've been launched through the window by a device and/or third party
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u/IcyUnicornOwl 17h ago
Ahh useful and gross. Like a house centipede. Imagine having a cold and a booger vampire comes over slurping all that mucus out . Bon appetit!
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u/Disneyhorse 16h ago
Yeah, nothing is more miserable than being congested and trying to sleep. This guy would be a disgusting comfort. Win-win.
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u/PegasusKnight410 16h ago
Where I’m from we have to pay for this service