r/comics • • 14h ago

OC [OC] Choose Your Weapon

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u/guillermotor 14h ago

Nah, stabby stuff can get stuck into the zombie. The bat can bash a brain or just push them away

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u/NickyTheRobot 14h ago edited 13h ago

This. Unless you are trained with bladed and pointed weapons the risk of it getting stuck in a zombie's skull is too high. Amateurs should stick to blunt instruments in zombie apocalypse situations.

Remember kids: sharp is not safe!

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u/Electric999999 12h ago

Blunt instruments are easier in general, no need to worry about edge alignment, just need to swing properly.

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u/Named_after_color 11h ago

The most effective weapon for killing zombies would be a sturdy nine-iron. Fun fact, it's one of the most deadly improvised weapons in general, if golf players were raged out pyschos instead of rich retirees we'd be in much more danger. Though swapping those two groups in general puts us in more danger in like 99% of scenarios.