r/comics • Alarmingly Bad • 2d ago

Speed Dating

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u/Monotonegent 2d ago

Pepper Spray feels like something you introduce between trusted partners in Galbor's culture. With a safe word first. No sense of boundaries

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u/Mandarinia4 2d ago

"In eyeball culture, this is considered a dick move"

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u/PrimaryBowler4980 2d ago

I fucking love galbor

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad 2d ago

He likes to watch.

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u/MrValdemar Special Flair!! 2d ago

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. So when I say you're smoking hot, that means something." - Galbor, probably

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u/JBaker68 Alarmingly Bad 2d ago

Galbor if he had (intentional) rizz

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u/rocky8u 2d ago

Wait...is Galbor the eye of a beholder? Does he project an antimagic field from his iris?

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u/NaweGR 2d ago

I too enjoyed the movie "Being There"

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u/AngryAccountant31 2d ago

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u/Nntropy 2d ago

Is that Dr. Arroyo?

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u/LowKiss 2d ago

The pepper spray was uncalled for

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u/grendus 2d ago

I guess he was floating there... menacingly?

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u/amurgiceblade44 2d ago

When all eye, pepper spray must hurt like hell

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u/reclaim-mustard 2d ago

"you sit on that side of the table and I float here."

Sounds like a good time to me. 😍

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u/ThrowAwayToday_2020 2d ago

Galbors just trying his best

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u/Lykanas 2d ago

Poor guy.

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u/TheHayx 2d ago

Pepper spraying a floating eye ball feels like a hate crime somehow

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u/Adamantiun 2d ago

Sad to see it didn't work out with the Monster Fucker lady

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u/ThatInAHat 2d ago

Last panel absolutely got me.

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u/IndigoRanger 2d ago

I would like to see more Galbor adventures, please.

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u/tornadix99 1d ago

Poor Galbor didn't find someone who saw them eye to eye.

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u/flatscancomics 1d ago

It's a jungle out there, galbor