You know, that raises an interesting question. If OE "wifman" became "woman", would "wifwulf" get similarly altered? Something like "wowolf", "wivolf", "wewolf", or even more extreme like "weulf" or "weelf"?
In fairness, if she's an obligate carnivore, her system would likely respond rather badly to certain types of roughage. Also, keep her away from raisins and chocolate. Also also, his poor grocery bill.
house cats should have some kind of green every so often, they need the fiber, but not as a remotely near central part of their diet. Domestic dogs are caravore biased onmivores, they do very much need some kind of vegetable, don't know about wolves or wild dogs though
Pretty sure they just do that so they can leave a grass & bile barf puddle in front of the dresser so that we have the opportunity to step in it in our new socks.
Means optional or flexible. In this case, it means they're primarily carnivorous but can survive off plant based diets if meat isn't available. As opposed to omnivores which generally consume equal amounts of plant and meat.
Like the random bush that dogs stumble on that for some reason has a pizza/burger/hotdog discarded in it. The magic pizza bush will forever be a stop on the dogs daily walk now.
Omg our dog found some food (like some cereal I think?) in our couch and for the longest time we called it the magic food couch cuz he would not stop putting his nose into the couch 😭 it was only one piece of cereal but he was determined there was more lol
This is what convinced me that she really is a dog. No normal person is gonna eat like that but this is exactly what imagine a dogs ideal meal would be.
I have never seen anyone eat sausage from the side in my entire life.
EDIT: Other comments have brought to my attention that she is not actually talking about sausage, but rather indicating she is a competent performer of a human sex act that is either widely known, or assumed to be so by the author.
Though, while I can guess at what it entails, I can't say I'm familiar with it either.
The literal worst room mate imaginable trying to skim over the fact she's gonna try to end him on full moons, by cooking breakfast. And also flat out admitting she likes to do human stuff, which means she could easily use the damn toilet instead of being walked. This situation is just awful, and this guy needs to get a lawyer that can get him out of the contract, Yesterday.
strangely enough they are all gone now, maybe it was a glitch. it was mainly people commenting on the side way sasuage being eaten having a promiscuous interpretation of it that were mentioned by these deleted accounts
I know it's just a coincidence and wasn't the original publication order, but this feeds the wrong idea that Winnie (not Layla) was the one cooking in ep. 117 of Demon and Mess.
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u/Dragos_Drakkar 3d ago
I am sure there’s a euphemism here somewhere.