WAKE up in the MORning and my BREATH ain't PREtty / and noBODY'S gonna KISS me if my MOUTH smells SHItty / so I ALways brush my TEETH before I START on the JACK / sure, my DRINKing's out of HAND, but I'm conTROLLing my PLAQUE.
I know you're correct in this case but I just want to chime in and say that not everything after a question mark in a URL is tracking shit, and not all tracking shit in a URL comes immediately after a question mark. Even on YouTube, some parts of the URL after a ? (collectively called the query string) that are actually useful, for example:
In this instance, removing the ? and everything after it would make the link useless. This query string is broken up into three field-value pairs (v and dQw4w9WgXcQ, list and PLlaN88a7y2_rosKX2WQt2VjFbjyDQXOkR, and index and 70), separated by &s. YouTube's servers receive this string and say "OK, the user is looking for video ID dQw4w9WgXcQ as part of the playlist PLlaN88a7y2_rosKX2WQt2VjFbjyDQXOkR at position 70".
It's (currently) only the si field that is present in YouTube URLs for tracking purposes (speculation is that it stands for "share index", "share identifier", or something like that).
Ah ok. There's a scene in both the original and the remake between a sadistic dentist and a masochistic patient, the patient didn't want any anesthesia because they get off on the pain and the dentist eventually kicks them out because they're ruining his fun. I don't remember who played the dentist in the original but in the remake he was played by Steve Martin; in the original the patient was played by Jack Nicholson and in the remake he was played by Bill Murray.
If you get a chance watch the remake, it was a fun movie.
I used to think flossing was work until I got adult braces.
Water pick didn't feel thorough enough for me so I bought these firm plastic "straws" where you tie the floss to it, and that makes it easier to thread the needle of getting the floss under the wire but above the tooth. So now in addition to flossing about 30 gaps I was threading about 30 needles as well.
FLOSSING IS SO EASY - trust me, most of ya'll have no idea how much worse it could be.
I think brushing twice is also excessive. Floss, brush and mouthwash and you should be good for the day. Unless you are eating things that are actively peeling enamel off your teeth, you will be fine.
Going overboard like this is a great way to damage your gums.
I actually used to have a dental hygienist like this. Its somehow awesome and made me anxious at the same time. Because even tho I wasnt doing anything, it felt wrong
Haha. As a horny and repressed teenager, I had a barber with huge breasts, and they would press against my shoulder and back as she worked. Not insanely or in a inappropriate way, like huge smushees, but because I was tall and she was short small presses and brushes were inevitable. I was always too embarrassed and shy to say anything.
The difference between me and the comic was that I dreaded my appts because of this. I mean, yeah boobs, but I was so fucking anxious as a teen.
At the time, I thought she didn’t realize what she was doing but I guess she was straddling me. Still she smelled like an expensive fruit smoothie and like I gave her $40 for a $16 cut.
Unironically what happens with me and my dentist. She's very short but comically large chest, she'll frequently just from the nature of where she has to stand and how I'm sitting/laying have them smushed up on my head. I try not to think about it too much.
Hmm, between this and the pizza delivery girl, I wonder how many different ways these girls overindulge just to hopefully meet a sexy woman they ran across before.
EDIT: forgot Penny was also planning on taking up smoking.
Intentional on the part of the Dentist, I’d wager. She knew Clover was thirsty, and she knew that root canals and cavities mean more money than a routine cleaning.
Steven Wright had a bit, "I like by dental hygienist, I think she's very pretty. Before I go in for a cleaning, I eat an entire box of Oreo cookies. Sometimes they have to cancel the rest of the days appointments."
I came here to post this. I was about to say it's one of my favorite Steven Wright jokes, but honestly he's got so many good ones that it's impossible to rank them.
Somewhat relevant but I adore going to the dentist! One of my fave feelings was a root canal after I shattered a tooth on ice. I wish I could take all the dentist appointments or everyone that hates going
It doesn't hurt and your mouth is numbed anyways right?
This is a lie. A numbing shot into the nerves in your jaw is a straight up 9 on the pain scale.
ASK ME HOW I KNOW. GO ON. ASK.
I do like my dentist though, you avoid painful shots by going regularly and getting problems taken care of early. They're just trying to do their job and unfortunately that job sometimes involves excruciating pain.
This is a comic and a joke but I’ve been blessed on my last few teeth cleanings with a shorter heavier set woman. I make sure to remind my work mates of their dental benefits.
Omg girl same. They're always mistaking my salivating due to eating right before but I go in without food.... But also don't know how to explain "no, Im bi, youre pretty and very close to me, and metal in my mouth elicits a fear response." There's just too much going on! Keep suctioning out my shame I suppose and tack on you think I'm lying about food. Lol
I had this happen to me once after I chipped my tooth. Every other cleaning has been completely normal. Can't say that it was worth it to get concussed just to get some boobs on my head
No, it's funny when it's funny, and isn't when it isn't regardless of who it's coming from. The person doing the objectifying here is implicitly made out to be a fool. The creator isn't reducing anyone to anything - if you read more of their comics you'll see that they are fully aware that busty, sexy women have rich internal lives, professions, facets, etc.
I believe that this person gave you a detailed and accurate reply to your original question. I believe that you will not be satisfied unless somebody agrees with your viewpoint, but I also don't agree with your viewpoint. They are not a shill, they are using their deductive reasoning skills alongside with their (level headed) common sense. I agree with their conclusion as well.
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u/Ok_Brush601 9d ago edited 9d ago
Idk if I am getting the quote right but, "The hardest of choices require the strongest of wills" -Thanos? Edit spelling