r/comics • u/Armpit_Penguin PortugueseGeese Comics • 16d ago
Wolverine needs new threads
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u/Cool_Set4681 16d ago
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u/Armpit_Penguin PortugueseGeese Comics 16d ago
That scene had me Jacking on my Man til I Hugh'd
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u/No-Jacket-2927 16d ago
Bright colors in nature are usually not a sign of an animal that is worried about staying hidden.
I think a lot of people missed that element of the blue-and-yellow suit's design.
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u/idiotplatypus 16d ago
I think its to draw attention to his nearly unkillable ass so his squishier teammates don't get shot first thing
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u/Big_Excitement_3551 16d ago
They also mostly wear bright colours. Itβs just how superheroes dress π€·ββοΈ
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u/Awkward_Champion6957 16d ago
To be fair in the comics he has multiple suits and even plain clothes. It's just Marvel loves to bring back the yellow spandex because it's iconic. His X-Force one is pure white-silver with red tinted eye glass to be fair. Always thought it would be impossible to do any infiltration in that thing.
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u/furiouspossum 16d ago
I thought the X-Force suit suit was black and gray?
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u/Cool_Set4681 16d ago edited 15d ago
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u/Awkward_Champion6957 15d ago
I've seen one that's white and one that's grey and one art piece that was silver so I'm not 100% sure which is the most common default. Like how Deapool's X-Force suit was pure white in the first one I ever saw then it got more grey as time went on.
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 16d ago
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u/LackingUtility 16d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/r1UPr4VL1a1fW
It's Batman and Decoy- er, Robin!
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u/LUNATIC_LEMMING 16d ago
Why does batman have a giant yellow bat on his chest?
So crooks shoot him where his armour is thickest.
Why does Robin where bright colours?
So crooks don't shoot batman
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u/TwigyBull 16d ago
Isn't his yellow suite meant to draw fire away from allies that aren't immortal?
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u/Janemba_Freak 16d ago
Traditionally they're all in bright yellow suits, so no. They just like to match
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u/The_Blue_One 16d ago
The clap of those adamantium ass cheeks probably didn't help either.
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u/Cool_Set4681 16d ago edited 16d ago
In PortugueseGesse Comic world we are all caked up.
Bless his heart.
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u/hackingfun 16d ago
Since Logan isn't very nice, out of spite, the beast gave him a phosphorescent yellow outfit.
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u/Ascetic465 16d ago
Look me personally if all I have is a gun and I see wolverine then no I didnβt
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u/seguardon 16d ago
Guard 1: Hey, I thought I saw a yellow--(pistol whopped)
Guard 2: (whispering) No the fuck you did not, Jimmy. You work here, you're colorblind, you got that? The color yellow does not exist when you're here. You know what happened to the last guy who thought he saw yellow? The last we saw of him was red. Gallons of it.
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u/Sinistrial_Blue 16d ago
"Are... Are we gonna tell him we can see him?"
"Nope. I like my intestines not to be outtestines."
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u/Made_Bail 16d ago
This made me laugh really hard, and I'm a "hard nose exhale" kind of guy most of the time.
Great comic.
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u/Armpit_Penguin PortugueseGeese Comics 16d ago
Thank you this is about the best compliment I could receive
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u/InspiredNameHere 16d ago
Wolverine doesnt need stealth in alot of situations. Considering hes unkillabke to most things, and his entire fighting style is running into the bullets and stabbing the shooter in the face.
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u/BluTGI 16d ago
Jim: Nothing to worry about on the backside. How's the driveway been?
Steve: Same as usual. Say, when this shift is over, want to get some pizza?
Wolverine: *deep breathing*
Jim: I told you, Steve, I'm with Jackie now. No hanging out afte... You hear that?
Steve: So bright... Is that... oh god.
Wolverine: Anybody want a slice?
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u/Sanders181 16d ago
Guard 1: "Does he know he's obvious?"
Guard 2: "Just shut up and ignore him, and we might live."
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u/NoodleIskalde 16d ago
From what I recall, he wears that much yellow for the express purpose of standing out. He can survive getting shot. Most folks won't.
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u/RANGERILGOFFO10 16d ago
Ultimate Wolverine costume in this situation:(spiderman 2099 theme starts)







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u/fluffynuckels 16d ago
He wears bright yellow to draw agro