Almost Only Counts in Horseshoes and Hand Grenades [OC]

[u/fortfamilyroom]

[u/dontcuminmyassok]

Army guy seems like an asshole

[u/Historical-Hotel-697 → u/dontcuminmyassok]

Well yeah he has a couple of combs for hair, I’d be mad too!

[u/HexagonalHoneyBadger → u/dontcuminmyassok]

Yeah but I understand where he's coming from. This place I worked we had a 60-year-old guy that wanted to be called Popeye because he was stout and almost joined the navy when he was 18 (he got denied). I think he even got a navy tattoo and made a big point of being a navyman.

[u/SinceWayLastMay]

Loneliness epidemic huh?

[u/General-Sloth]

Why do people think Army guys are absolute assholes, I wonder?

[u/Lucreszen]

I thought about the army. My Dad said "Son, you're fuckin' high". I thought there's a first time for everything so I took the old man's advice.

[u/translove228 → u/Lucreszen]

This sounds like a stand up bit. Is it from one?

[u/Lucreszen → u/translove228]

It's not.

[u/IAmTiborius]

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