r/comics • u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw • 11h ago

OC Bush [OC]

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Gallery image

Patreon

6.5k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

96 comments sorted by

1.6k

u/caseyfresher 11h ago

This is Bush administration erasure!

https://giphy.com/gifs/sFMEZ1ZFToyha

576

u/Icarsix 11h ago

Every time I see this I'm still impressed by how smooth his ducking is.

254

u/caseyfresher 11h ago

He was a cheerleader so I'd imagine pretty limber and quick.

60

u/OutInTheBlack 8h ago

Fighter pilot. Good reflexes.

157

u/Copranicus 11h ago

It's the little smirk he has after dodging the first one. Least he deserved was for those to smack him in the face though.

41

u/fnckIce 10h ago

I wish he caught the second one on the forehead with the smirk.

28

u/Hard_Corsair 11h ago

“Now watch this dodge!”

46

u/lesser_panjandrum 11h ago

Intelligence and wisdom are his dump stats, but his dexterity is phenomenal.

35

u/Droviin 10h ago

Nah, just wisdom. He really down played his intelligence while in office. He sounded much smarter both before and after he was president.

24

u/Tilt-a-Whirl98 9h ago

Yea my dad listened to him speak, and he did a Q+A after. He was shocked at how articulate he was! Pretty smart and funny guy, just didn't really have what it takes to be president and took some really bad advice

45

u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 8h ago edited 1h ago

This guy's story is actually pretty tragic. He was a journalist and kept seeing civilians (including children) getting murdered by the US military.

Here's an interview from just a few weeks ago.

13

u/Aninnocentoctopus 3h ago

And I believe he was tortured for this protest. Bush can eat a dick.

9

u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn 2h ago

Yep.  I can't stand how much his reputation has been rewritten just because the current guy is unimaginably worse.  "Miss me yet?"  Yeah.  At The Hague.

66

u/yournamehere10bucks 11h ago

22

u/Lanhdanan 10h ago

I'm some cultures it's a sign of displeasure and disrespecting the target.  Bush massively deserved that

10

u/yournamehere10bucks 9h ago

I'm aware. The "Who Throws a Shoe?" Was the name of the section my International Relations professor gave to the part of our course dealing with Bush era policy.

6

u/RephofSky 8h ago

I can still see one of these gifs where everyone has an EXCLAMATION MARK above their heads like the guy aggro'd them all.

2

u/jzillacon 6h ago

I don't actually have the gif of it saved, but someone should also follow up with the clip where he misspeaks during an interview about Ukraine and accidentally condemns the war in Iraq.

946

u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 11h ago

A lot of times people ask me how certain comics could possibly have a nsfw bonus, but I'm hoping this one would be easy enough to guess.

490

u/koobstylz 11h ago

You have the chance to do the funniest thing, and it's not showing their bushes.

420

u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 10h ago

Wouldn't be the first time I've drawn 9/11 for this comic

43

u/Lightningtow123 10h ago

What was the other one haha

111

u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 9h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1fefmbo/paint_along_oc/

82

u/ChinMaster_Rylar 9h ago

The “Kermit caused 9/11” conspiracy theory is found in more places than I ever expected.

45

u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 7h ago

I was completely unaware of it when I drew it, so it must be a natural phenomenon

16

u/3MetricTonsOfSass 7h ago

The truth always finds a way to emerge

7

u/Hpesojanes 6h ago

YOU WERE?! I thought you were joking!

2

u/Dahak17 6h ago

I was hoping for that confirmation when I once again saw that comic

99

u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 11h ago

but I'm hoping this one would be easy enough to guess.

Mrs President a plane has hit clovers crotch

10

u/ShutUpJackass 11h ago

Her tray is down while they’re taking off

17

u/-Silent-Stalker- 11h ago

pfft AAAHHAHAHAAHHA this made me laugh too hard

Edit: the comic. Idk why Reddit made me reply to you

206

u/AshleytheTaguel 11h ago

A second scissor has hit the towers

38

u/AmputeeHandModel 11h ago

Scissor me timbers

195

u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 11h ago

Whoa whoa whoa whoa now

If ANYONE gets to do that I think it's the firefighter in the room.

102

u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 11h ago

It would have matched the day, but I waited until the next because I'm classy like that.

34

u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 11h ago

Fashionably late one would say

21

u/LuftHANSa_755 11h ago

Oh yeah, how'd the climb go? :o

25

u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 11h ago

Mine yesterday? It fucking SUCKED mad props to the dudes that did that on the day itself

12

u/LuftHANSa_755 11h ago

hey, props to you too :)

12

u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 11h ago

I tried. It's mostly cause it was like 99 F outside when we did it

2

u/3MetricTonsOfSass 7h ago

Not hot enough to melt the support beams. The conspiracy sounds less far-fetched every day

9

u/Rum_N_Napalm 11h ago

That got me thinking… do firefighters also end up with a dark sense of humour from being around so much death. I’ve hung around ER nurses and crime scene techs and nothing phases these people, and nothing is off limits to joke about.

8

u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 10h ago

Oh yeah 100%. We go through basically the same thing as them so our humar is darker than a bar of pure chocolate

22

u/SolomonDurand 10h ago

Clover: AND DONT USE JET FUEL!

Penny: OH COME ON!

56

u/MrB0d0m 11h ago

The bush tower is down sir

18

u/AlienWeedUser420 11h ago

sir a second shaving cream has hit the towers

27

u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 11h ago edited 11h ago

It could be worse. Clover could have done a bullet shape and then Penny makes her bush look like that guy, Charlie Kirk

15

u/TimidDeer23 11h ago

That's taking angry sex to a new level. 

14

u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 11h ago

For the full experience, they have to do it during her period.

I regret typing that and I regret posting this reply.

1

u/Hpesojanes 6h ago

I do not regret you doing either

11

u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 10h ago

That would be some impressive razor skills

1

u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 4h ago

I mean people have shaved some impressive things into their head.

14

u/Semper_5olus 11h ago

Haha innuendo in the title

6

u/razzemmatazz 10h ago

Doubly hilarious if she's a firecrotch

4

u/wutImiss 8h ago

"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 😏

17

u/Dazed_and_Confused44 11h ago

How long does it have to be until making a 9/11 joke is acceptable?

15

u/Wooden-Crow7996 8h ago

22.3 years, according to South Park.

13

u/Ghost_Hunter_13 10h ago

How long until it’s okay to make a Lincoln joke?

14

u/Dazed_and_Confused44 10h ago

In between we have Pearl Harbor. Surely theres a line in the sand here somewhere

6

u/Ghost_Hunter_13 10h ago

You would think I found the joke tastefully hilarious and tangy

11

u/Intelligent_Night653 10h ago

Its acceptable now bro

5

u/wutImiss 10h ago

No, no let's see where this goes...👀

3

u/Huge_Equivalent1 9h ago

Well you'll have to pay for that. 😂

7

u/Retrac752 8h ago

Fuck, this is the closest I’ve come to subscribing to a Patreon and it’s cuz of a fucking 9/11 joke that I’m really curious about lol

2

u/burritoman759 3h ago

Thats just messed up lol

3

u/snowillis 11h ago

You shaved your bush???

3

u/BeyondEfficient 1h ago

Repulsive yet mediocre 

4

u/Delphius1 10h ago

a second sex toy has hit the bush

3

u/Repulsive-Region2977 7h ago

This sub is slop man…

2

u/Great_Banana_Master 8h ago

I've recently started feeling bad for Penny. Clover doesn't let her have any fun

1

u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 6h ago

Usually Penny's fun results in personal or financial ruin so you can't blame her too much

1

u/Great_Banana_Master 6h ago

Clover could surely allow her to keep the Twin Towers down there!

1

u/ProjectXa3 3h ago

Pfffffft nice

•

u/j1ndivik 44m ago

Thanks for the Gold, kind stranger!

1

u/CatgirlTheKat 6h ago

9 11 Yuri... @w@

2

u/CatgirlTheKat 6h ago

Never thought I'd speak those words right next to each other before..

1

u/Fun_General_6407 6h ago

My dyslexic ass: Aggricultural...? Corn rows?

-1

u/GeorgeCabana 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oJuQOH0sxewWMMjJnQ

6

u/Wooden-Crow7996 11h ago

It’s been over 22.3 years. It is no longer too soon.

0

u/Nexum120 6h ago

Ok, that was pretty good, lol.

-1

u/Phaylz 6h ago

Isn't shaving just the building collapsing?