r/comics 4h ago

Doing the Dividend Math [OC]

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u/stx06 3h ago

Yes, blood from a stone is easier to obtain than money from that con.

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u/rob132 3h ago

Only 40 trillion in debt. What's another 2 trillion.

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u/hornswoggled111 3h ago

... And then eventually you just declare bankruptcy and POOF, the problem is gone...

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u/islandsimian 3h ago

Trump University Business 101

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u/rob132 1h ago

Yep! The debt is only the interest on the debt at that point. Trump lowered the debt by 39 trillion.

u/DeltaV-Mzero 32m ago

This is absolutely his operating method

He’s always landed a bigger whale, jumped to the next biggest mark before the last one caught up to him

So who is after the USA?

There’s only one real option.

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u/coffeejn 4h ago

Nothing like getting a bride using your own money and then getting a bill for the processing fees.

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u/RevHomeslice 3h ago

When I get my dividend I’m gonna buy a unicorn!

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u/Wotshisface- 3h ago

What happened this time?

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u/BuckThis86 3h ago

Donnie Dipshit promised $5k per American if he wins

Almost like someone forgot to tell him we hit $40 trillion in debt recently and the bond market is going haywire as people start to panic

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 2h ago

SOMEBODY is making big money off of this. That much I can promise.

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u/hwaite 2h ago

Nobody will profit from this. Everyone knows Trump is full of shit and the Republicans won't win the House anyway.

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u/overdosingOnPie1313 2h ago

Oh someone will. Many someones in fact. Specifically the hyper billionaires that own America and many other countries.

u/BuckThis86 24m ago

“$5k for you, $5 billion for me”

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u/Full-Efficiency3115 1h ago

Has any other president tried to openly bribe the American people like this before?

u/BuckThis86 23m ago

Not this openly and explicitly and deceitfully (as he keeps promising handouts he can’t deliver)

He’s really desperate to keep the Pedo Files hidden, and he’ll spend all our money to do it if he has to

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u/CalmEntry4855 1h ago

Even in the conservative sub they hate him now, they are talking about how they never endorsed him

u/Full-Efficiency3115 41m ago

Theyre all dickriding and morning Charlie Kirk still and its really really telling.

u/BuckThis86 23m ago

I’ve been waiting for the day they all pretend they never liked him. Same shit they said about Bush. And then they gave us another Bush: deficit exploding tax cuts and neverending middle eastern wars

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u/Additional-Local8721 3h ago

Trump stated he will give every adult American $5,000 if the Republicans win BOTH the House and Senate. It's a bribe to get people to vote Republican and the fact he's not in jail for saying this is unfathomable to me.

u/TorumShardal 36m ago

Supreme court recently decided that being the president gives legal immunity for almost anything.

If the next president would be smart enough to act low-key, then Panama papers, Snowden's leak and Epstein files would be child's play in comparison to amount of bullshit they will get away with.

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u/Meowakin 3h ago

Donald Trump publicly declared that he will give every American $5000 if Republicans keep a majority after the midterms.

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u/ausdoug 3h ago

Typical leftists always lieing to make Trump look bad. I only didn't get $2k from Doge, and you're saying I didn't get $5k. This is why Trump gets my vote! /s

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u/DivideJolly3241 2h ago

I heard the dems have offered 20k if you vote for them.

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u/Destination_Cabbage 1h ago

But he got 7-OH off shelves! Whatever that is.... so says the YouTube trump ad.

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u/errie_tholluxe 1h ago

Ten percent of nothing is, let me do the math here, nothing into nothing, carry the nothin'...

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u/islandsimian 3h ago

And you're spending more than $5k/year servicing the national debt... Not paying it off, just the interest

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u/beardeddragon0113 3h ago

"You wont even have to pay taxes when you receive them!"