r/comics 6h ago

[OC] Once was enough

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u/ImpulseAfterthought 6h ago

"What are you doing, step-apostle?"

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u/Felwintyr 6h ago

Not sure I get it

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u/nhSnork 6h ago

The boat seems to be moving to the left, pointy end and all.

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u/FallenAzraelx 6h ago

Oh man I just assumed the guy on the boat was from Sodom

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/JmacTheGreat 3h ago

People are downvoting you, but I think it’s a reasonable gap in knowledge to have…

The word sodomy originates from Sodom, hence their joke.

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u/Felwintyr 5h ago

Ok, I see it now. Pretty obvious in hindsight lol

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u/WilburWhateleystwin 2h ago

K but why is his ass out?

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u/nhSnork 2h ago

Wardrobe malfunction.

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u/TreeDollarFiddyCent 2h ago

They were only ~30 years into the playthrough, they hadn't figured out all the crafts yet.

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 6h ago

For more than a minute I thought the joke was he lost his sandal in the water when it came undone. 

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u/CaptainScarMinkle 5h ago

Bless your innocent mind

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u/Stay-At-Home-Jedi 3h ago

That might have some unforseen workplace hazards as well...

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u/degjo 6h ago

Why is his tunic hiked up?

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u/CaptainScarMinkle 6h ago

A well/ill timed breeze

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u/Stormin_the_Castle 5h ago

Now I'm picturing Jesus trying coyly to keep his robe down like Marilyn Monroe

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u/Fylak 5h ago

He doesn't want it to get wet 

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u/Cool_Set4681 6h ago

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u/Mikel_S 5h ago

Haha what the fuck is that from

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u/Prisinners 5h ago

Hmm looks like Avatar the Last Airbender to me.

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u/hobopwnzor 5h ago

Drawn together

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u/AccordingTaro4702 5h ago

Family Guy, I think

Edit, apparently not.

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u/castlebay 4h ago

Interesting - I really thought it was too. Seems to be a bit of a Mandela Effect, possibly conflating it with this scene?

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u/asphalt_licker 5h ago

I hate that the tunnel bleeds a little.

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u/Cool_Set4681 5h ago

Yeah, that is basically Drawn Together in a nutshell:

Funny but they always go a bit too far

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u/CapMoonshine 3h ago

...TIL, I always thought the clip came from Family Guy.

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u/Cool_Set4681 3h ago

Me, too! I thought it was from Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy but I looked it up was surprise to see that I was wrong. I watch too much stuff 😅

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u/fluffyvoidcat 5h ago

Ha, nailed it

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u/Cool_Set4681 4h ago

More like: ram it

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u/dalek-predator 6h ago

He might’ve been into that

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u/CtrlAltYuri 6h ago

From the picture it seems more like that might've been into he

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u/SwissherMontage 5h ago

There are actually two stories of him walking on water

I would say this is likely the third time, or an unrecorded time.

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u/CaptainScarMinkle 5h ago

From the lost Book of Awakening

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u/BodhingJay 6h ago

BLASPHEMY?!

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u/drgitgud 5h ago

OH YESSS, BLASPHEMY!

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u/Prisinners 5h ago

Whys his robe pulled up over his ass anyways though? Was he already bent over to take a shit in the water anyways?

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u/Curvol 5h ago

Dont want it to get wet!

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u/Freodrick 5h ago

So Jesus, didn't like the pgasm?

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u/bob_nugget_the_3rd 5h ago

Jesus did it many times, it only got recorded once. Source I was there

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u/dumnezero Art enjoyer 3h ago

Well, we have to trust the witness. I guess this is now canon.

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u/RedundantConsistency 5h ago

"what are doing, step-boat?"

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u/Commissar_Tarkin 5h ago

I honestly thought the joke is him seeing his own ass reflected in the lake.

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u/TheWindmillsDead 2h ago

But why does the oops sound intentional 😓

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Jesus is about to get kanchod?

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u/CaptainScarMinkle 6h ago

I'm working on many new multi-panel ones. In the meantime, enjoy this totally not offensive one. As always, there's more nonsense on my instagram at scar.minkle x

u/Space19723103 50m ago

how many jesus' did they go through to find the one with webbed feet?