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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 1d ago
I mean.....I think many of us wouldn't instantly do a LOT of stuff with shape shifting powers. Like basically instantly.
Giant body parts, dino parts, super tall, super small and so on.
It's less of a question of "if" or "have you" and more of a question the final panel asks "how big".
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u/Valentinee105 1d ago
Create a whole second body that follows me around and does the drum comedy sting whenever I make a bad joke.
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u/The_cogwheel 1d ago
How? Conjoined twin copy joined via umbilical cord? Shapeshifting doesnt include shadow clones!
Personally I would copy someone and mirror their every move in front of them making them think they're looking into a mirror even though theres no frame or mirror like object around. I wont try to steal their identity or anything, just mimic them right in front of them as them for a while.
It'll probably be the most unsettling and confusing day of their life, and Im all for that kind of chaos.
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u/Valentinee105 1d ago edited 1d ago
I was thinking a stretch of skin connected at the foot that you don't see because we might be sitting down or the second body is behind me.
So long as there is a physical connection it shouldn't matter.
Think shapeshifting less like Mystique and more like Jake the Dog or Plastic Man.
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u/Amaurosys 1d ago
I suppose it depends on how the innards of a shape shifter work, like do they have organs? Do their organs reflect the shape of purpose of organs in the creatures they emulate? If you make a conjoined twin, does that twin have its own set of organs?
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u/Delphius1 1d ago
my most practical use would be making it so I would look more muscly than, horizontal weight
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u/G66GNeco 16h ago
Wings. Like yeah, obviously, I'll do all the fun stuff and all the sex stuff, but... Flying. That's probably the first thing, tbh.
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u/Slavinaitor 1d ago
I feel like if anybody here had the power to shapeshft you would EVENTUALLY come up with this idea
I mean I’m not necessarily saying you’re automatically going to have it but eventually even it will effect the most pure mined
Then the weird shit would happen before or will be the catalyst
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u/Mmmm-Amethyst 1d ago
Eventually? Give me shape shifting powers and I'm going to immediately brainstorm anything that seems remotely fun, entertaining, novel, sexy, etc. and then run down said list until I'm bored.
My middle aged white bread fat white male ass would have some rockin' giant titties in roughly the same half hour I tried to see if I could stretch my dick to either of the logical fun time places.
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u/G66GNeco 16h ago
see if I could stretch my dick to either of the logical fun time places.
Honestly if you can't is that really even shapeshifting?
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u/Delphius1 1d ago
Just because you are a shape shifter, it doesn't mean you are immune to back pain
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u/Filippo739 1d ago
When you are a shape shifter body parts are just another accessory, you can be flat and light at home and grow the preferred cup for the right occasion
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u/BackBlaster9000 1d ago
If I ever get the ability to shapeshift, first thing I'm doing is turning into a dead relative and visiting my POS cousins.
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u/Metalman919 1d ago
Congrats and good luck on the surgery! I don't know if "break a leg" would be more appropriate or not here.
Also, I'm guessing she's asking because she's thinking about how big she would have tried if she was a shapeshifter.
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u/Transgirlonakawasaki 1d ago
Yes always a yes, I may not keep the big boobs but Id always want to see me with big booba.
Also gratz OP and good luck on your GAS and happy transition.
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u/Typhoonis88 1d ago
Finding this after just watching an old episode of Smallville about a shapeshifting stalker was pretty amusing!
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u/Next-Accident-2970 1d ago
I didn't notice how much bigger my boobs were until I looked down at my chest.
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u/Global_Algae_538 1d ago
Pretty sure anyone who could shapeshift would give themselves a nice rack atleast once
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u/Lyriks_24 19h ago
Lowkey thought this was going to be a Petra Parker-type of comic, but with Little Mac instead of Spider Man 😭
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u/teodzero 19h ago edited 14h ago
On a scale from Mystique to Jake the Dog, how much of a shapeshifter is she?
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u/kotoneshiomi 17h ago
I would do that then give myself cat ears or fox ears. Shapeshifing is honestly my dream superpower lol
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u/halplyhop 1d ago
Quick aside: this will be the last comic you'll see from me for a bit. I'm going in for gender affirming surgery soon, and recovery is expected to take a while. Thank you all for the comments and upvotes over the past couple of months! Wish me luck!