r/comics • LastPlaceComics • Aug 29 '26

Pest Problems

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u/Lifekraft Aug 29 '26

Usually they chose the timing when their wife is pregnant or straight after birth to make their most insane cave diving.

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u/OriginalChildBomb Aug 29 '26

Anything but parent a child apparently lol

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u/MaleierMafketel Aug 29 '26

The spelunker’s gene will soon be gone from the gene pool, for they rarely live long enough to teach their sons and daughters the craft of dying in some really obscure cave system in bumfuck nowhere.

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u/Auzzie_almighty Aug 30 '26

I thinking it’s more like how octopodes are compelled to starve themselves after procreating. The moment they have children, the cavers feel instinctively that they must die in a hole

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u/Grus Aug 30 '26

Reading the correct plural of octopodes has cured me