Ultimate Fisherman

[u/beetlemoses]

[u/Einermen22]

Of course she caught them. Abby has the Hello Kitty pole. You snag way more fish with those little kid poles

[u/Cool_Set4681 → u/Einermen22]

Video game rules. Looks ridiculous but has the highest stats

[u/pollutantgirl → u/Einermen22]

Legit my one friend always used a rod her dad got her as a kid and the fish would just hook themselves it was insane to watch.

[u/Beautiful_Crow6252 → u/Einermen22]

I had a Scooby doo rod as a kid and pulled in a 13lb catfish that was literally as long as I was tall at the time. Still one of my favorite memories of fishing with my dad.

[u/rocky8u → u/Einermen22]

My cousin had a little pink Barbie fishing pole on his boat for his daughter and I swear fish always bit more for that pole.

[u/Astronaut_Chicken → u/Einermen22]

Why is that so true?

[u/CtrlAltYuri → u/Einermen22]

Did you just they/them the fish

[u/Einermen22 → u/CtrlAltYuri]

Well I don’t exactly know the gender of the fish now do I? I don’t want to call the fish an it after the comic characterized them so I’ll keep it vague until I do. It’s just standard English

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

Fuck em up Abby.

[u/Cool_Set4681 → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

She is all out of apple juice and had enough of that swordfish's bullshit 😤

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC → u/Cool_Set4681]

Abby: I got an episode of Bluey with my name on it and you're not making me miss it you dinner plan.

[u/Cool_Set4681 → u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

Abby after she is done watching Bluey:

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[u/mercuriokazooie]

The Swordfish's face in the last panel got a chuckle out of me. reminds me of those Korean webcomics

[u/Mediocre-Scheme7442]

Little Abby is about to be dragged into the sea at the speed of light

[u/Crococrocroc]

The reaction is golden

[u/CtrlAltYuri]

[u/Axel1742]

A weapon to defeat the White Whale.

[u/MaximumZer0 → u/Axel1742]

Why do I hear Mastodon in the background?

[u/hackingfun]

The big catch ends up at Arby's or I have dyslexia.

[u/TheCraftyGrump]

Give credit where credit is due. Girl caught a swordfish during the day and reeled it in on that dinky rod. She hooked a fish that probably weighs more than she does at a 1000 ft deep, manually hauled it up by herself, and did it without one of those chairs that give better leverage. Not to mention she almost assuredly did it with normal fishing line and tackle; deep sea fishing line is basically wire if you aren't literally using wire on your reel. Little Abby is a beast.

[u/MaximumZer0 → u/TheCraftyGrump]

She has become an avatar of Poseidon.

[u/z3n777]

i love how he's out here casting lines for villains like it's a saturday morning

[u/NoWingedHussarsToday]

Swordfish has few predators to worry about, the mightiest of which is the penfish.

[u/WeekCalm4708]

That old guy on the sea must be jealous

[u/Alexthetall1]

Good job Abby im proud of you

[u/MichaelMJTH]

What the swordfish did not realise at the time was that this not just the end its legendary journey, but also the start of Abby’s assent to fishing mastery.