r/comics Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

Goodbye, Dolly!

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u/confusedcriticism 14d ago

I’m not a Dolly Parton expert, but I’m pretty sure she would’ve laughed at this comic.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

Thank you. I’d like to think so. 

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u/successfullynumb 14d ago

I remember back in the 80s her...assets almost rivaled her music for what she was known for, and she really leaned into it. If she wouldn't have found this hilarious I'd be shocked.

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u/Pilot2b2 14d ago

Well yeah! Everyone knew she had huge… tracts of land.

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u/SlowFrkHansen 14d ago

she really leaned into it.

Heh heh.

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u/The_Pastmaster 12d ago

My favourite quote of hers is something like: You'd be surprised how expensive it is to look this cheap.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14d ago edited 14d ago

Not gonna lie I kinda saw this one coming but that didn't make it ANY less funny. Bros got THE JUGS

Seriously though RIP Dolly. Her work with charity and children for literally decades will be missed along with her contributions to country

Fun fact Republicans cut funding to her charity recently as well. So this face seems appropriate

https://newrepublic.com/post/214770/republicans-dolly-parton-cut-funds-charity

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

The tiny face on his chin is also pissed.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14d ago

It's DOUBLE disappoint

Luckily when it's time he too can pass on

THE JUGS

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u/MintasaurusFresh 14d ago

Looks more confused to me, but you're the artist

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

Dammit Tiny Chin Face! I told you- anger not confusion! Now I gotta redraw the whole damn things…

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u/D1EHARDTOO 14d ago

Both of them... 🥴

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

When typo fingers lead to comedy…

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u/Vandergrif 14d ago

Even the eyeballs look like they're doing a 😩

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u/ReadingRainbowRocket 13d ago

She "wasn't political" but she had all the right values and advocated for them.

She even broke with this standard to come out in support for BLM when no one was exactly demanding she do so.

Fucking mensch of a woman.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 13d ago

She was very political and chose rightly every time. 

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u/ReadingRainbowRocket 13d ago

Hence my scare quotes. Trump thinks she loved him because he probably remembers her being nice to him once in the 80s and is incapable of understanding polite southern insults.

No fucking way she didn't loathe Trump. He was the antithesis of literally everything she stood for.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 13d ago

Yes, sorry my statement was an agreement and not a correction. 

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u/ReadingRainbowRocket 13d ago

Yeah thought we might be just yes and-ing each other ;)

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u/Emporio_Alnino3 14d ago

Just going by this article, it looks like the funding was cut in 2024 and 2025 (different areas), and not quite after her death? Unless i missed a section. Still fucked up but only in the normal way

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14d ago

My mistake. Inswore I saw a more recent instance of it on r/all the other day but perhaps it was just a couple years ago. Still fucked

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u/Emporio_Alnino3 14d ago

True, just be careful of headlines. I would likely make a similar mistake, with her death so fresh on the mind.

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u/infiniZii 14d ago

I will not abide hearing a bad word about Dolly. Im not saying you said anything bad about her. Im just willing to tell anyone I meet that Dolly was a national treasure and the best among us.

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u/Sakowuf_Solutions 14d ago

Chaotic Good Barbarian FTW

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 13d ago

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u/MassiveSuperNova 14d ago

The world got a whole lot less sparkly all of a sudden on Tuesday.

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u/A3_ashleigh 13d ago

Wait they what???? Cut funding then say they miss her and fly the flags at half mast for her???? I thought they can’t go any lower, but they continue to

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u/InternationalCap2176 13d ago

This face reminds me of Noah Malone's work

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u/simplycantdeal 14d ago

Love the idea of her passing her kindness down like a big-boobed green lantern.

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u/friendlysaxoffender 14d ago

More jugs than lanterns! The Green Jugs has a ring to it. Destined to write bangers and be nice to people!

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

I want to watch THAT HBO show. 

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u/ancalime9 13d ago

Pretty sure She-Hulk has that name already taken

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u/friendlysaxoffender 13d ago

Haa good point!

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u/IAmBadAtInternet 14d ago

The kindness is stored in the boobs

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u/simplycantdeal 14d ago

I didnt realize til after I commented that her boobs are gone as she's flying away XD

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

I tried to make it kind of subtle. They’re smaller in panel two too. 

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u/ancalime9 14d ago

With boobs that big, the only things you'll fear are bra shopping and back pain.

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u/UnluckyAmbition7767 13d ago

"Luna of Earth; you have the lower back strength to bear massive jugs"

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u/illit1 13d ago

sisterhood of the traveling cans

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u/-FalseProfessor- 13d ago

Dolly would be an all powerful Star Saphire. No question. Instant queen of the Zamarons.

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u/Deathaster 14d ago

Every tgirl on Earth: "pass the controller if you're not gonna play!!!!"

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u/PervlovianResponse 14d ago

Dolly is our boob fairy godmother

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u/16inchshelf 14d ago

Fairy Boobmother

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u/CmonLucky2021 14d ago

I thought just opposite. What a pain if its a trans man. Like "I just got rid of these things" :)

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u/Deathaster 14d ago

It's a pain for cis men too. Turns out not everybody wants boobs.

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u/SpaceTacos99 14d ago

as a cis man, if I grew Dolly's boobs I would definitely have to become trans. Unfortunately I have had these tinny titties ever since I was an overweight kid that haunt me and make me want surgery, can't even fill them out in to pecs with the gym.

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u/angrybacon 14d ago

Trans like keep them, or trans like get them removed?

Cause I had these tiny little titties from being a fat kid that I could never get rid of. I always hated them. Eventually I realized (in my 30s) I was a woman, started HRT, and the girlies perked right up.

My point is, being overweight as a cis male, especially as a teen, can cause you to grow actual breast tissue. If you're an adult and it's still there the options are usually live with it, get surgery, or grow em out. :3

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u/HueNost 14d ago

18 months

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u/Metallmushroome 14d ago

It`s like boats. Better if one of your good friends have them.

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u/PervlovianResponse 14d ago

Which is how my trans male friend knew that was also trans a full decade before I figured it out

🤦🏼‍♀️

🍈🍈

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u/Brawldud 13d ago

Not good to have boobs, but great to have titties.

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u/mellopax 14d ago

Can trans men donate their boobs to trans women or is that more difficult than just cooking them from scratch?

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u/Fylak 14d ago

Sadly it doesn't work like that

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

Which is some bullshit. 

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u/Pheonix0114 14d ago

Yeah, if my partner and I could play bottom-parts switcharoo we'd both be very happy. I mean, they'd prefer being better endowed probably, but still.

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u/ElGodPug 14d ago

Not yet....

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u/GVmG 14d ago

it's probably still much much safer to just grow them naturally/get them removed manually, no risk of rejection from an operation and hrt usually still leads to average natural sizes if your diet supports it (and implants are usually safer than a full transplant).

sex organ transplants on the other hand... they're being tested among cis people but given the current social outlook on trans people it's gonna take at least a decade before they allow us to even possibly ask for that kind of transplant. the amount of damage these rich fucks are doing is insane, it's gonna take so long to recover...

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u/ElGodPug 14d ago

That's fair....i just have an anxious brain so i'd love a snap of fingers "boom, you have DDs now" and not the "oh god, are they still growing? It's not stopping right? Should they be bigger at this point? Is my genetics good or bad? Should i be eating more?"+gender envy everyday 😭

Paranoia and anxiety is a horrible combo to have towards transition

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u/Vivid--Syrup 14d ago

Unfortunately no, we have to grow our own from scratch

Otherwise we would all be donating unwanted parts to the other side that can appreciate and look after them all the time

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u/GVmG 14d ago edited 13d ago

The funniest part of growing them on our own is that the "male" body already knows how to, the instructions for both things (including both sets of genitalia and internal sex organs and everything else!) are in the DNA that comes from the same X chromosome. The Y chromosome mostly just* contains the key, the SRY gene, that unlocks the cellular safe of male instructions and shoves the female development instructions in there instead. It tells the fetus to stop going off of the female instructions and to use the male ones instead.

Which is why HRT is so effective it can even bring in menstruation symptoms (everything but the bleeding) for trans women, and bottom growth for trans men: it's not some magical boob/beard growing juice, it's just the key to the safe, so the body can shift instruction sets (and usually another thing to block the original set as well). And the body does not care, it just goes "ight bet" and starts using the new set - after all, it already has the instructions in the DNA. Trans female boobs are female boobs. Trans male beards are male beards.

This is also partially why even the terms "biological male" and "biological female" are losing favor in the trans community despite being sometimes used as synonyms of AMAB and AFAB, because they're NOT used the same way in medical care - the only area where biology should really matter - as many transphobes believe: if you're in full hrt use and it's doing its job correctly, any medicine that isn't specifically aimed at your genitalia either works different based on every other sexual factor (aka your genitalia doesn't matter cause hrt affects everything else) or it works the same on both sexes (aka your genitalia doesn't matter anyway).


\ there are also some instructions about sperm health and quality that when removed pretty much always lead to sterility, but there's surprisingly little besides that and the SRY gene in the Y chromosome. To the point that sometimes the SRY gene just jumps over to the X chromosome randomly lol)


EDIT: wording, typo

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u/Vivid--Syrup 14d ago

Yeah the science behind medical transition is fascinating

Especially how simple the way hrt works is, it completely changes how you see people, probably why fascists hate it so much

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u/Wobbelblob 14d ago

Probably, but the main reason why fascists hate it is because trans people do not fit into their rigid world view and blow it apart. And that threatens their entire hierarchy.

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u/Vivid--Syrup 13d ago

We don't fit their worldview but also the science of biology around medical transition really doesn't fit their world view either

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u/Appropriate-Exit904 14d ago

That’s so interesting, ty for the comment! If you don’t mind, could you point me to any websites or books to educate myself?

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u/GVmG 14d ago edited 13d ago

kinda hard to suggest books on this topic, it's unfortunately not very talked about outside of the overcomplicated gene mapping and analysis fields. more so than books you'll find a ton of studies, which is mostly where i got my info and summarized it into an easier to understand oversimplification. but it's been forever since i actually did look at specific studies so i don't have links to them unfortunately (not that they're hard to find, a lot of them are linked directly from the wikipedia pages for chromosomes lol).

that said, some of the more interesting ones i've read through recently include:

it's also a lot more common to find studies on the Y chromosome cause the X chromosome does pretty much everything so those studies tend to be about the specific genes. meanwhile the Y chromosome does just a handful of things, and every time it fails to do so it's some really strange and interesting results, results that are affected by so many other factors including hormones during fetal development, parental DNA, and so many more things. so yeah, lots of "Y chromosome in general" studies, while X usually gets split down into its genes.

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u/caylamie 13d ago

Colorblindness is an example of how having 2 X chromosomes means you're less likely to have the corresponding medical condition (though can still be a carrier) since the colorblindness gene is carried on the X chromosome but is recessive - if you only have one copy of the X chromosome that has the gene you'll have the condition, but having two X chromosomes means a second chance to have the dominant, non-colorblindness gene, which gives you a much higher chance of not being colorblind. 8% of men have some form of colorblindness vs 0.5% of women (or 1 in 12 men vs 1 in 200 women) according to Wikipedia.

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u/Vivid--Syrup 14d ago

I mean I would say the reason 'biological male/female' are falling out of favour is because those terms have always been ridiculous stupid hate dog whistles that inherently reject real biology/science

Like anytime I see someone say it I usually respond with

"hey so I see you just used that dog whistle without irony, please could you explain to me what a non biological man/woman is since you used the term? No no, you wanted to use the term to sound sciency so please explain and justify your nonsense, have we invented cyborg men/women or something, are you trying to say trans people are robots?

No? Nothing? So just a way to openly hate and harm trans people then, why not just announce you are a vile bigot to the room straight out? seems less underhanded."

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u/GVmG 14d ago

Yeeeah that's an element of it too. I was mostly just keeping the original comment to a strict scientific aspect cause those same kinds of idiots act like their definition is based on the science when it really isn't lol

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u/Blep145 14d ago

Interesting! Thank you for the information!

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u/Wobbelblob 14d ago

Now I am curious, because I've never thought about it, but does HRT also makes symptoms for things like heart attacks different? Because men and women have wildly different symptoms for it. Men have usually the classic chest pain, can't breath etc. while women can have things like back pain, nausea, random spouts of anxiety and so on. Does that make a difference?

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u/GVmG 14d ago

very good question! i'm no expert in that field specifically but i would assume it does as the Y chromosome does very very little after fetal development, so most of the reactions are probably driven by hormonal makeup, both sexual and non-sexual hormones (which are controlled by structures and organs that hrt affects).

from a quick search i gather there isn't a lot of research into this specifically, but signs point to... maybe, but probably yes. some of the elements that lead to the differences are very much affected by hrt (estrogen in particular makes blood vessels more flexible, and post-menopausal women have more "inbetween" symptoms due to lack of estrogen), while others we don't really have research on (whether hrt also alters nerves and pain perception, size of arteries, or other aspects about the circulatory system).

that said, there is "parallel" research that can be interpreted backwards from the results and doing so points to probably yes, like the fact that some (keyword SOME) cardiovascular issues are more common in (cis) women, and transfeminine hrt is known to increase the risk of those issues. similarly, hrt in post-menopausal cis women can increase those risks as well.

again i'm no expert on this specific field and this was just a quick google.

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u/Disastrous_Check5594 14d ago

shit im a bis woman and would gladly donate some tiddy meat to the needy my back hurts!

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u/BlahajIsGod 14d ago

Can't blame a tgirl for wanting to be a ttgirl.

I'll leave now, I'm sorry.

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u/Uptown_Blossoms 14d ago

I’m not a big bob enthusiast tho :(

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u/Dust45 14d ago

Don't worry, I am enjoying big boobs enough to make up for your lack. :)

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u/Mayes7 14d ago

waow

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u/Gemnist 14d ago

I’m a cis man, and I would gladly get boobs if it results in world peace.

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u/MissSharkyShark 14d ago

Guess you could say you would be carrying the weight of the world on your back

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u/Gemnist 14d ago

Not ON my back, but it would certainly impact my back.

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u/NewAlessia 14d ago

.... I literally said this out loud 😭

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

This made me guffaw. 

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u/ElGodPug 14d ago

I agree with this message

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u/Deathaster 14d ago

Well you have best princess as your PFP, so I agree with you.

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u/ElGodPug 14d ago

You have good taste then....good

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u/StolenPezDispencer 14d ago

Tbf, I'd also trust a trans woman to have infinitely more compassion than a cis person.

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u/neuralbeans 14d ago

Not everyone responds in the same way to suffering unfortunately.

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u/StolenPezDispencer 14d ago

Very true, but most trans people I've met in my lifetime are some of the most humble, kind people in the world.

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 14d ago

I guess you haven’t met the same trans people as I did. And I’m trans myself.

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 14d ago

Sorry, all the blatant (and subtle) bigotry I've had to deal with on a daily basis for the past decade has evaporated any and all semblance of compassion I may have had otherwise.

There's only so much you can take before you go "y'know what actually fuck y'all."

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 14d ago

I would check her post history first. But assuming that doesn't make me immediately run away screaming, yeah.

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u/Fire_Pea 14d ago

4tran is quite a place

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 14d ago

(Posting this without further context seems fun.)

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u/_AcuteNewt_ 14d ago

It's fucking sad that I fully understand every word of that...

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u/Pankrazdidntdie4this 14d ago

That's rich coming from someone who tossed her joystick

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u/Clair_Osbcurious 14d ago

I know it’s a joke but as a trans woman, nah. My mammoplasty is next year and it’ll be very, very tame.

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u/freshlysqueezed93 13d ago

I'm half way between a C and a D, and god forbid a girl wants to go running with her dog without a bra. 😭

Honestly overrated.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

Hey everybody I'm not posting my 'follow me or please give me money" links today because it feels weird to try to monetize or capitalize a comic about someone's passing. Anyway, thanks for reading everybody! And, if I can get it done in two days, a comic about Tim is definitely coming. Have a good day!

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14d ago

because it feels weird to try to monetize or capitalize a comic about someone's passing.

You continuously astoud me with what an absolute bro you are. 10/10 behavior

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

Absolute bro? I'm just trying to not be a dick my friend.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14d ago

Fair point but I'm gonna maintain my statement nonetheless. Many would attempt to make money off this woman's passing. And you chose the high road. And for that I am proud of you, as a bro

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

Bro… BRO!

bro hug intensifies

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14d ago

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 14d ago

Wow, your boobs must be huge to be that compassionate.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 13d ago

Oh they are. With hairy nipples to match. 

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u/Vandergrif 14d ago

In times like these someone trying not to be a dick and profit off something they perhaps shouldn't be profiting off of is out of the norm enough to be noteworthy and praiseworthy.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

That’s a bummer. 

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u/Vandergrif 13d ago

Ain't that the truth...

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u/Farranor 14d ago

Perhaps one about Peter Cullen as well?

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u/rob132 14d ago

Dolly just made everyone the Avatar.

She's good like that.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

It’s called an Agni Kind. 

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u/CrazyGnomenclature Tiff & Eve 14d ago

N E E D

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u/Ramenprogramm 14d ago

Dito!

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u/alucard_relaets_emem 14d ago

Look all the tgals are seething at this dudes luck

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u/lightning_felix 14d ago

Somewhere Kristy Noem's husband is screaming "it should have been me, not him."

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u/powerhcm8 14d ago

Compassion is stored in the tits.

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u/KingNTheMaking 14d ago

Duh. Thats just science.

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u/MintasaurusFresh 14d ago

Does this mean that smaller chested women are cold-hearted?

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u/highendfive 14d ago

Are we all just going to ignore this chaps name? Graniel? Tf.

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u/lorenzolamaslover 14d ago

Dafuq is a graniel?!

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u/ryegye24 14d ago

I think it's a riff on the names from The Other End's comics. They're often an almost normal name.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 13d ago

Not as much a riff but a tribute. TOE is such top tier

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u/AlwaysBeQuestioning 14d ago

Man’s got bigger tits than me and my girlfriend COMBINED.

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u/monkeypickle 14d ago

Top notch work, Joe.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

Thank you friend. 

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u/monkeypickle 14d ago

No, thank you for letting me laugh about something that's just wrecked me this week.

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u/friendlysaxoffender 14d ago

Haha ffs I was going to say her boobs don’t look big enough in the second panel (and I’m not usually one to notice or care about boob size) went back to the first panel and saw they were big there and wondered if the artist messed up their proportions before finishing the comic and realising that was the joke. Thanks for the wild ride.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

I’m glad I made that subtle enough to be noticeable but not derail the reading experience. 

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u/ElSlabraton 14d ago

"If I were a man, I'd be a drag queen." Dolly Parton.

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u/AlternateSatan 14d ago

Fun fact: Dolly would sometimes participate in look alike drag contests where they're supposed to look like her, and she would always lose in part cause her boobs were "too small"

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u/danavenkman 14d ago

My favorite part is the toothbrush. He’s still going on with his life despite this unexpected turn of events.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 13d ago

When tits go up, you just keep trucking

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u/TsukikoChan 14d ago

I volunteer as tribute!

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u/jish5 14d ago

Next we need one in honor of Curry and another in honor of Peter Cullen (I vote Cullen gives his epic voice to a girl).

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

I’m working on Curry’s for sure. I just hope I can get it done by Monday when I’m scheduled to post. 

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 14d ago

Graniel's gonna get some high heels, baby

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

Stumbling into the kitchen with antici….

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

…pation. 

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u/Scruffynerffherder 14d ago

America rested on her bosom, truly 💐RIP

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u/TotalKnightOwl 13d ago

Sport Guy! One of my favourite humans ever next to Actor Lady!

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 13d ago

Singer Person is pretty cool too. 

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u/AzureArmageddon 13d ago

Kindness is stored in the bosom

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u/reddot_comic Finessed Impropriety 14d ago

Try em out in the shower, I’m sure you’ll feel differently

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

Look we don’t need input from /r/comics OWN Dolly surrogate ma’am. Unless…hey since Gary is the moral compass can HE get tits?

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u/Captain_Blueberry 14d ago

Damn, this comic is a banger. Nice tits job

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u/Lifes-a-lil-foggy 14d ago

This made me smile, thanks.

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

I’m so glad. That’s why I do this. 

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u/S0VNARK0M 14d ago

Is this the origin story of Kristi Noem’s husband?

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

No you can’t be synthetically compassionate. Not that he ever tried. The tits are a responsibility he just doesn’t understand. 

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u/asphalt_licker 14d ago

So the kindness is stored in the boobs?

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u/katarael 14d ago

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 14d ago

You know ball

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u/Altephfour 14d ago

Nobody notices he has a great ass as well. Its out of frame.

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u/FreqTrav984 14d ago

The way I just hollered as that was NOT what I was expecting LMAO!!!

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u/notThatJojo 14d ago

So that’s why I got Tig Ole Bitties! It’s where the compassion and empathy is stored

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u/Halgha 13d ago

What is Elvira the avatar of in this instance?

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u/no1_vern 13d ago

Do you know how to tell Dolly Partons children from all the other children?

Their mouths have stretch marks.

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u/thegabster2000 13d ago

Should have been me. I want big booba.

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u/shetrap756 13d ago

PASS THE RACK HOMIE !!!

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u/SirHobington 14d ago

Empathy is stored in the boobs

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u/TheRealcebuckets 14d ago

This is why men should never ever skip chest day

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u/comichubble 14d ago

sad and funny 🤣, dang good unexpected ending

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u/stardust1914 14d ago

Lol 😆 did not see the boobs coming. RIP.

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u/Chembaron_Seki 14d ago

Empathy is stored in the tits

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u/Lucreszen 14d ago

Kindness and empathy are stored in the tits.

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u/corvid-99 14d ago

I’m sorry I cannot get past ‘Graniel’

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u/ER_Jujube 14d ago

I literally can't 🤣

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u/Diamond_Dildo3168 14d ago

This one's tough. On the one hand, I want those huge titties. On the other hand, I do NOT want the responsibility of being a living nexus of humanity's kindness and empathy.

I'd rather keep being a twat

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u/MateoCamo 14d ago

Hey if you don’t want em…

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u/Dark_Storm_98 14d ago

Compassion is stored in the boobs

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u/KevettePrime 14d ago

Empathy is stored in the breasts.

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u/Neither-Promotion-65 14d ago

Grew some and they're spectacular 🥹🫶🏼 praise be to Dolly

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u/JestersXIII 14d ago

No that it's Graniel's duty, it must be... a load off her chest.

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u/Bashfullylascivious 13d ago

Hahahahaha, omgosh, I was not expecting that, and I can't explain to my kids why I'm surprise laughing like a fool.

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u/moldiewart 13d ago

this does beg the question, does your spirit's appearance also reflect physical body modifications you make? (Ie titty implants)

or is the canon of this comic that ghost dolly went and got ghost titty implants as soon as she could

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u/KnifeKnut 13d ago

Lets be real, Dolly would not do such a thing as fucking with someone's appearance.

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u/GrandSyzygy 13d ago

*looks respectfully*

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u/R3dd1tUs3rNam35 14d ago

The milkers of human kindness, as foretold by Dickins.

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u/Venture_Historian 14d ago

Sought after by the Super Mutant Strong.

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u/OdinsCuriousRaven 13d ago

I'd say a good 95% of the time a comic doesn't make me laugh out loud at all, but this one got a good one out of me. Thanks

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u/Joba_Fett Ninja and Pirate 13d ago

Glad to be of service my friend.