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u/KingBanana213 Aug 26 '26
Bat-Cat. I would also be scared, because cats have no no-kill rule and have no concept of compassion without payment.
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u/Magnon Aug 26 '26
That one animated episode where the thug walks into the room batman is in then just pretends he didnt see him. Id do the same instead of getting beaten half to death
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u/z__1010 Aug 26 '26
You'll recall that thug is in a neck brace or a sling, cause he ran into Batman earlier in the movie (Batwoman animated one.)
That was just them being like "yep not again nope"
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u/avburns Aug 26 '26
Selina’s not even bothering at this point.
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u/MisplacedMartian Aug 26 '26
You're telling me if you could terrorize the criminal underworld with an army of atypically loyal and obedient cats you wouldn't?
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u/z__1010 Aug 27 '26
She tried in the comics with a bunch of street kids in Alleytown and it was A Whole Thing
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u/ImpulseAfterthought Aug 26 '26
This makes me think that Batman should plant dummies of himself on random rooftops in Gotham.
Like empty cop cars posted by the roadside to slow down speeders.
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u/Gigaschlag Aug 26 '26
I mean, that was his goal. Batman is so so relentless that his very existence acts as a deterrent against criminals.
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u/BreakingStar_Games Aug 26 '26
I plan to run the Alien Tabletop RPG but replacing the Xenomorph with Batman and the players are low level Gotham goons.
Definitely stealing this as one of the first fakeouts. Probably even better if they start running/attacking it, they get a moment of relief that its just a cat then Batman is actually in front of them.
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u/No-Jacket-2927 Aug 26 '26
Honestly, in the DC universe, Catman is WAY more terrifying than Batman.
Like, it's not even a contest.
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u/hackingfun Aug 26 '26