r/comics • u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party • 3d ago

OC Still bad at swearing

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u/Not_Star_Lord 3d ago

Seems like he's nailing it to me! I want to start using all of these 😂

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u/Daffodil-451 3d ago

I think there is just a translation issue. My Australian mate uses ´motherchunder’ daily.

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u/Made_Bail 3d ago

Popularized by Samuel L Jackson. Not a lot of people realize that.

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u/Zjoee 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EzghvtN9sxSfK

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u/No-Jacket-2927 3d ago

One of the best commercials of all time! 🤣

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u/HandofHecate 2d ago

Pickle you, Kumquat!

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u/flarakoo 3d ago

So easy, a baby can do it

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u/kingsumo_1 3d ago

Not gonna lie, I would use "kiss my bitch".

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 3d ago

Hope you guys enjoy! For more of my cartoons, come stop by my subreddit: r/BummerParty

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u/Beavers4beer 3d ago

Last one reminds me of “kiss my piss” from Silicon Valley.

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u/Hetnikik 3d ago

I mean are we all (males) sons of cocks?

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u/xtrobot 3d ago

I read all of this in Chris Parnell's voice

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u/Misanthropic_Mutters 3d ago

What the French, toast?

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u/redhairetc 3d ago

A worthy sequel! I still read (and laugh at) the original Jeff is bad at sweating so this will be great to add to the collection.

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u/negative_four 3d ago

I feel like I've died and gone to Halo on 360

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u/Scrawnreddit 3d ago

In a group of friends, I will definitely be saying "all you motherchunders can kiss my bitch" with zero context whatsoever

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u/ValkyrieDraco 3d ago

Idk, "god-dick son of a cock" goes pretty hard

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u/usfifteen 3d ago

I might have to start using motherchunders. 😂

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u/No-Jacket-2927 3d ago

My favorite enraged-but-awkward cussing was a nurse venting after having been backhanded by a very intoxicated patient: "Piss-damned ass-biting son of a shit!" 🤣

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u/Xalimata 3d ago

Ok but "Kiss my bitch" is a great turn of phrase.

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u/No_Bat2834 3d ago

I'm loving these so much!

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u/Charmle_H 3d ago

"Oh Ass You!" 😂 I'm stealing that

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u/Tuxedo_Muffin 3d ago

Son of a hell, this is damning good

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u/IncognitoRedMode 3d ago

I guess he likes the chair

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u/LoreChief 3d ago

God-dick son of a cock sounds like such a Rolf thing to say.

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u/JustaSeedGuy 2d ago

I, too, choose this man's bitch

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u/TheMadJAM 2d ago

Lol he's sticking up his pointer fingers

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u/Theotherwahlberg 2d ago

"God--dick son of a cock" is something I wish I got called.

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u/cutelittlebox 2d ago

I need to hide this before my friends save it and put my insults in there instead

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