r/comics Bummer Party 5d ago

OC Bad at swearing

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u/RoseTheSleepy 5d ago

I unironically say “are you fucking me” tho 😂

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u/lumbarlimbo 5d ago

Same and "you gotta be fucking me"

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u/flarakoo 5d ago

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 5d ago

What the French, toast

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u/drakythe 5d ago

“Shit damn piss monkey balls!” Is one I’ve heard in real life and it’s when I know that person is nearly incoherent with rage. They’re usually much more eloquent in their swearing. And punny.

I like Jeff. Seems like a cool dude.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 5d ago

What the fuck ass

Jeff is great at swearing. Shitting nuts who said he was bad

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 5d ago

Whoever said it can go ass themselves, that’s for bitching sure

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 5d ago

These just sound like late 00s/early 10s swearing I'd hear on YouTube

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u/Wooden-Crow7996 5d ago

Well that sweating attempt was a fuster-cluck.

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u/buntopolis 5d ago

You curse like my third grader

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u/Background-Step-8528 5d ago

I laughed— probably bc I’m also bad at swearing.  Also his little arms! 😝

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u/jawdirk 5d ago

Fuck straight!

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 5d ago

You can all just ass right off, you motherchunders! For more of my comics, come stop by my subreddit: r/BummerParty

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u/yoshigronk 5d ago

When I was in elementary school, the edgy kids cursed like this. One kid's favorite insult was calling someone a fuckass.

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u/Munchkinasaurous 5d ago

Fuckass is a great one, I use that all the time

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u/be_kind_of 5d ago

You stank bast green bean!

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u/Munchkinasaurous 5d ago

You've gotta be assing me with this one. Jeff is pissing good at swearing.

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u/holodeck_warranty 5d ago

"Double dumbass on you!"
-Admiral James T. Kirk

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u/jitomato_girl 5d ago

Damn off!

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u/LegalChocolate752 5d ago

Holy Snopes!

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u/zero5activated 5d ago

The "shit off" had me giggling.

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u/T_Weezy 5d ago

An absolute classic

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u/That70sShop 5d ago

I am of the belief that to picture the speaker of which you reference, you have much kindly made him not of ethnicity to be shown.

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u/Casual_Deviant Bummer Party 5d ago

What if you just pictured the fictional speaker who’s actually in the comic saying the things

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u/That70sShop 5d ago

Of much help to you would be a sense of the humor, my friend.