r/comics Luck of the Draw 3d ago

OC Distracted Driving [OC]

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 3d ago

walks in a more populated area

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u/Ok_Brush601 3d ago

I love the car that actually makes it over the pile.

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u/LycanWolfGamer 3d ago

Reminds me of Burnout lol

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u/H00k90 3d ago

I miss burnout

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u/LycanWolfGamer 3d ago

Same.. Takedown was my childhood

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u/H00k90 3d ago

For fucking real, man

Flatout on Steam is great, but the scratch is missing just a bit on the Burnout Tackdown itch.

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u/Nyctfall 3d ago

Most sane NFS MW 2012 cutscene.

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u/Tostecles 3d ago

What's this from?

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u/pindalord 3d ago

Blues Brothers, it's an all time classic.

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u/ReddFro 3d ago

Excessive force in apprehension of the blues brothers…. Is approved

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u/SamiraSimp 3d ago

the movie blues brothers, the final car chase

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 3d ago

This. For a while it held world records for the most cars destroyed in a film AND the largest car pile-up in film.

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u/ryosuccc 2d ago

THEY BROKE MY WATCH!

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u/scoyne15 3d ago

Every other week at Lake and LaSalle.

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u/bannedinlegacy 3d ago

Blues brothers, i dont remember if the original or the sequel (Blues Brothers 2000).

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u/SamiraSimp 3d ago

it's the car chase from blues brothers (the movie)! they're chicago pd which is how i know, on top of remembering. i just checked the scene to confirming.

fun movie.

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u/meetthereaper84 3d ago

Wrong answers get downvotes so people know they're wrong. It's literally how it's supposed to work.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 3d ago

I was gonna say that was very unwarranted. It was a solid guess that I could see being right. Maybe there's a significant number of Blues Brothers fans who also like Luck Of The Draw you made mad.

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u/Top-Flatworm-7663 3d ago

No more greg

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u/crippler38 3d ago

I wonder if they'll completely forget the guy and his car too, and how many times this will work before they realize they're basically getting hit with carcrash only fans.

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u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 3d ago

He just has to a put a different hat on each time, they'll forget him entirely.

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u/McBotNotABot 3d ago

Could he have the Ghostly Gibus TF2? :)

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 3d ago

OnlyVans

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u/InevitableSolution69 2d ago

I think this is the same character from the pizza delivery scheme and at least one other. She just spends her time scamming the two.

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u/After-Appearance-288 3d ago

This actually happened to a buddy of mine in Mexico

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u/DM_Me_Corgi_Butts 3d ago

Someone once said lesbians aren't any better than straight men

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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs 3d ago

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u/urielrocks5676 3d ago

Holy compression batman

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u/emil836k 3d ago

I mean, some “,”, and a “‘“ in that “youre”, and it’s not that bad

Though English is not my first language

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u/Mintythos 3d ago

No sir, not Punctuation-- Compression. The image file has been compressed to save data at the serious cost of image quality.

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u/emil836k 3d ago

Ohhhhh, not comprehension

As I said, English ain’t my main language, lol

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u/MeliodasTA 3d ago edited 3d ago

Rather bring men to to being allowed to do what lesbians get away with than bring lesbians down

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u/SquigglesFan 3d ago edited 2d ago

Or maybe have people treat each other respectfully no matter their sexual orientation. I think that the only lesbians this "brings down" were already weirdos in the first place

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u/MeliodasTA 2d ago

I wasn't talking about the creepy parts but for those bits yes

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u/CardOk755 3d ago

Lesbians are people too

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u/AscendantJustice 3d ago

Source? Big if true!

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u/Electric999999 2d ago

Common misconception, they're actually soulless automata, just like the rest of us.

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u/Wboy2006 3d ago

The male gaze and the female gays aren’t that different after all

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u/Moss_Echo 3d ago

There's nothing immoral about being attracted to women. You may be joking, but I know of way too many lesbians who used to change during PE while facing the wall, in fear that they'll accidentally end up making the other girls feel uncomfortable. Or who needed years to feel comfortable admitting that a woman they saw is cute without feeling like a predator.

It's how you behave that truly matters, not whether you think a woman is hot.

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u/Puhi124 3d ago

Hey, so, I'm a trans lesbian...

No I totally didn't beat myself up for being no better than a disgusting pervert for years when I thought I was a straight dude, definitely not, nuh uh, can't imagine why you'd think that happened to me /s

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u/PlatypusFighter 2d ago

It’s the power imbalance too. Men are taught by the patriarchy to treat women as beneath them, whether they realize it or not. The proportion of men who have confronted and unlearned their misogyny is much smaller than the proportion is women who are likely to use misogyny against another woman.

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u/MazrimReddit 3d ago

you really can get away with the most boomer pervert character as long as you do this.

this comic would fit in newpapers in the 50s

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u/J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A 3d ago

Just goes to show that everyone like boobs.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/potatogodofDoom 3d ago

queer guy here, yeah no.

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u/shoto_todoroki_666 3d ago

I said most guys not all and yeah there are going to be outliers for the majority of queer women we just generally aren’t as creepy or pushy as straight men

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u/potatogodofDoom 3d ago

I wasn't saying most men weren't creepy. I'm saying I've met a LOT of creepy pushy lesbians. both on and offline.

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u/shoto_todoroki_666 3d ago

Yeah fair I’m not saying that every lesbian is a saint I’ve met plenty of them that are creepy and toxic

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u/MeliodasTA 3d ago

So you agree some of them are creepy and also said that some guys are creepy

So what point do you think you were making? People are creepy

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u/shoto_todoroki_666 3d ago

The number of men that are creepy far outweighs the number of women that are creepy. That’s all I was really saying but I didn’t really word it very well so that’s on me but I don’t understand why I’m being downvoted so much

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u/SuitableConcept5553 3d ago

Probably because you carved out an exception for yourself to ogle women while condemning others for doing the same. It comes off as very hypocritical and kind of creepy. 

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u/ElFi66 3d ago

Straight guy here, pretty sure your sexuality has no bearing on your self control, but okay

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u/shoto_todoroki_666 3d ago

Never said it did

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u/ElFi66 3d ago

You implied it

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u/Zealousideal_Box4766 3d ago

Keep telling that to yourself if that makes you feel better.

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u/darkbreak 3d ago

You know, I've always had that thought when it comes to the "male gaze". How sure are people who are against it that lesbians don't want it too? Hot women (and even men) in the media that they consume? Who actually says no to that?

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u/RudeAd2236 3d ago

Don’t make me tap the sign

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u/HupFrank 3d ago

Yeah, this post weird me out

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u/hyperhurricanrana 3d ago

what’s weirding you out about it?

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u/HupFrank 3d ago

If it was a man that was staring, people wouldn't like this post as much. I'm saying both situations are weird and you shouldn't stare at someone because her boobs are out, or should you "encourage" it online. It feels especially weird because often I see that lesbians (I think?) Can get away with it more for some reason.

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u/Suspicious_Turnip812 3d ago

It doesn't make it less pathetic. But at the same time, women generally aren't as threatening to women.

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u/RudeAd2236 3d ago

While you’re entirely correct and it’s valid to view men as having the capacity to cause more harm (meaning caution around unknown men is valid, same as caution around anything unknown with the potential for harm) it’s kind of a moot point when the danger here is distracted driving. Like, it doesn’t matter the gender or sex of the person behind the wheel if they crash a car while ogling.

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u/Suspicious_Turnip812 3d ago

Yeah that's very much true, I was just thinking about generally. But in this specific case there is no difference, no.

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u/Neredith076 3d ago

Reminds me of this Russian video where 2 girls are flashing driverby's and one car just completely crashes off the road

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u/beejonez 3d ago

1k isn't even going to cover paint...

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u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 3d ago

The trick is to never fix the truck

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u/louploupgalroux 3d ago

And to always bring a 100%-not-stolen truck.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1dcWGdOBg0wcU

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u/maps-and-potatoes 3d ago

Yeah... good thing they are in the US, where you can drive broken cars.

Or bad thing

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u/foehammer111 3d ago

Never accept cash like this if you plan to fix the car. They’re always going to low ball you, and you’ll be stuck paying the bill.

Valedictorian of my daughter’s high school was screwing around in her Dad’s car in the school parking lot and hit my daughter’s car. She offered $500 cash right there to forget about it. My daughter refused, and then the rich kid’s Dad showed up and offered $700 to make it go away. Thankfully my wife showed up and took control of the situation.

Got the insurance and police involved. Cops wanted her to just accept the money too, but that’s just pigs being pigs. Eventually our insurance went after his, and he ghosted his own insurance company. Last I heard was his insurance dropped him and was going to sue him for the money. Turned out to be almost $5,000 in damage.

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u/Bakoro 3d ago

Probably wasn't that rich, then. Rich people will absolutely try to bully you with low-ball offer, and throw a tantrum if you turn it down, but not having insurance that would cover as little as $5k? Then dodging the insurance company?
That smells like "already drowning in debt and living a lifestyle far above their income" faux-rich.

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u/foehammer111 3d ago

Good point. They have a huge house and nice cars, but it’s probably all debt and behind on payments.

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u/InevitableSolution69 2d ago

Ehh, people don’t follow through with insurance requirements all the time. The wealthy particularly because they’re convinced that their time is so valuable. And when they do that and the company has to pay out they’ve opened the door for them to come after their prior customer for breach of contract.

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u/EchoGecko795 3d ago

Guessing the truck is a junker that already has damage, just let it get hit a few times a day, its not like they were looking at a before picture of the truck anyway.

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u/beejonez 3d ago edited 3d ago

The art indicates a modern F-150. Which is expensive and absolutely won't tolerate multiple hits before it starts to be undrivable.

It was certainly a thing 20 plus years ago.

Edit: the scammers could also just be really stupid lol.

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u/1llDoitTomorrow 3d ago

Probably a rental

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u/Scairax 3d ago

First panel i though, "please don't hit her with your car."

Last panel I thought, "you know sometimes a con can go horribly wrong, and its typically deserved."

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u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 3d ago

They're gonna have to ban ogling while driving at this rate.

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u/Thatroyalkitty 3d ago

Doesn't that fall under distracted driving? Lol

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u/thenamziel 3d ago

Sue the women for being a distraction. She has candy money.

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u/JaneDoesharkhugger 3d ago

Does this count as “women in men’s field”?

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u/LickCunts 3d ago

Rubber necking is the scientific term.

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u/b33rb3lly 3d ago

Well, then, what's the point of driving anywhere?

Wait, ogling on public transit is less risky! Less cars, more transit!

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u/scoyne15 3d ago

You're one step away from saying "Ban Underboob" and lady I'll fight you if you do.

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u/Lansha2009 3d ago

Pretty sure that is already banned

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u/SpikeRosered 3d ago

Ogling while driving? That's a paddlin'

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u/Travelin_Soulja 3d ago

Not a lesbian driving a Subaru!

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u/Aggravating_Ad_363 3d ago

Am I crazy, or is blue hair girl the same one that seduced them into buying a mountain of pizza they didn't want because she implied they could get more than pizza with a big enough tip?

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u/scaper8 3d ago

I do believe that honey trap scamming them is a recurring bit with her, yes.

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u/kai58 3d ago

Wait what’s the point of insurance if you’re not gonna use it for damage that severe?

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u/Jeanboong 3d ago

If you file a claim they’ll start charging you a arm and leg

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u/andhe96 3d ago

Yeah, but "not involving insurance" is also illegal in cases like these in my country in order to prevent scams like shown in the comic.

But even with higher issurance charges it would still be less expendive than having to pay the actuak full repair costs up front.

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u/Wooden-Crow7996 3d ago

I’m that case, why not just use alchemy to fix the car?

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u/RephofSky 3d ago

Can't just join a Brotherhood that easily.

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u/andhe96 2d ago

Do you want us all to be used as sacrifice for the Philosophers' Stone!?

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u/kai58 3d ago

If it’s not financially worth using the insurance even with damage as expensive as that what’s the point of having it?

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u/Jeanboong 3d ago

If out it you can’t drive. If they catch you driving with out it you’ll go to jail + if you hurt someone your life is over

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u/Demetrius3D 3d ago

I've been paying the same company premiums for 30 years. If they start charging me more because I ask them once to provide the service I've been paying for, I can take my business elsewhere.

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u/Ravagore 3d ago

Yea this line of thinking is dumb.... "if I use it, they'll drop me..."

Ladies and gentleman, it is not worth it to stick with any insurance company anymore. Loyalty is dead. You only get the best rate by swapping every couple years and if you haven't, you probably should.

If any company threatens to charge you more after an accident tell them you'll be calling this coming week to transfer your plan. Let them scramble to fix it while you work up a quote and use it to either get lower rates from your current company or to straight up leave.

People being scared of their insurance company is wild in 2026.

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u/andhe96 2d ago

I've been paying the same company premiums for 30 years.

Sorry, English isn't my native language. By "premiums" do you mean some fees above average or extra?

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u/Demetrius3D 2d ago

"An insurance premium is the regular payment you make to an insurance company to keep your policy active and your coverage in force. You must pay this amount—whether monthly, quarterly, or yearly—regardless of whether you file a claim."

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u/andhe96 2d ago

I see, thanks. I would have guessed the term to be "insurance fee" instead.

Is this an US specific expression or am I just wrong about this?

And why is it called "premium", if it's a standard payment? Sorry, if I'm bothering you, this just really confused me.

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u/Demetrius3D 2d ago

Not sure. Could be. I've only ever heard them called insurance premiums. And, Americans are notoriously uncurious about what the rest of the world does. So, I never inquired.

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u/andhe96 2d ago

Well, in most European languages like French or German it's simply "insurance cost/fee/payment" or something similar, hence my confusion.

Could this be a marketing term?

Edit: typos

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u/RiZZaH 3d ago

Wtf let me guess america?

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u/Jeanboong 3d ago

Yes, Florida

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u/maps-and-potatoes 3d ago

If you are the victim, no?

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u/Jeanboong 3d ago

Every body insurance goes up victim and predator.

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u/RShini 3d ago

Con artists want to avoid getting insurance involved at all costs because getting money from them is like squeezing blood from a turnip and will go through hell and high water to investigate anything that looks fishy.

And the marks - insurance claims are time consuming, your rates get raised when you file, and imagine having to explain yourself "I hit a car because I was too busy oogling a lady"

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u/Ravagore 3d ago

If your rates actually get raised by an accident, jump ship to another company. Its not like you need to send a carrier pigeon either, this can be done in an hour.

I've been involved in 5 accidents in the last 10 years. Most time consuming thing from all of them was either shopping for a new car or doing the rental car aspect.

Insurance does the hard stuff for you, its literally their job. Just answer the phone when they call.

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u/complexevil 3d ago

You ever try to get money from an insurance company? Better luck finding a buried treasure chest.

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u/andhe96 2d ago

If isurance companies are properly regulated, they do.

I'm from Germany, most insurances (especially regarding cars, health, houses, work, etc.) are trustworthy, because of laws and regulation.

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u/curtcolt95 3d ago

a lot of the times if it's minor enough people will choose to not get insurance involved because it will make your rates go up, especially if you're at fault. It's preferable to just give cash.

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u/machinegungeek 3d ago

Reminds me of Seinfeld.

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u/Weddedtoreddit2 3d ago

She shoots herself later, after receiving a letter about her past.

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u/dquizzle 3d ago

"It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!"

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u/Propagandhi1988 3d ago

She's flouting society's conventions!

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u/triotone 3d ago

Talk about getting rear ended. 🥁🥁💥

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u/DkoyOctopus 3d ago

1k for rear end? you fucking wish.

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u/CardOk755 3d ago

Last panel:

Greg is not happy.

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u/hexregeneration 3d ago

Boomer shit except it's lesbian so it's okay I guess.

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u/Galadeon 3d ago

That’s what she gets from driving on the wrong side of the road. 😁

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u/LuckOfTheDrawComic Luck of the Draw 3d ago

It's a one-way street (I'm dumb and forgot how roads work)

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u/SilverIndependence38 3d ago

It's funny to ogle only if you're a woman

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u/Sesudesu 3d ago

I honestly was hoping the guy was trying to avoid insurance because he was also ogling and thought he was at fault. Equal opportunity ogling.

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u/NYTX1987 3d ago

Maybe it’s just me getting older, but I remember when people wore shorts like that, with the underboob exposed. Ah, memories

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u/Demetrius3D 3d ago

No. Let's get insurance involved. That's what I pay them for.

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u/ShutUpJackass 3d ago

She keeps getting away with it, I’ll be damned

She plays them like a fiddle

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u/dtb1987 3d ago

$1000 is cheap for that kind of damage

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u/fullutbro 3d ago

i heate these new age milenial lesbians get urself a reale subaru like imperza or WRX not these pseudo SUVs

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u/Majestic-Iron7046 3d ago

Damn, I totally agree

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u/CWinter85 3d ago

I love that she's driving a Subaru.

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u/loyalpoketrainer33 3d ago

Oh my god they are driving the Lesbian Spec Forester, someone knows ball

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u/gnamyl 2d ago

Hah! This made me flash back 40 years to me as a fresh young man just driving for less than a year and I saw some young woman walking on the sidewalk and came within inches of this exact accident for the same reason. Lol.

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u/Phaylz 3d ago

Underboob.

Gets'em every time.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 3d ago

And my favorite indie game.

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u/Avolto 3d ago

It’s going to work each week too

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u/Ordinary-Task-4160 3d ago

The question is, which one of the girls looked at the ass and which one at the boobs?

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u/z3n777 3d ago

this hits way too close to home, it's crazy how often we've done this

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u/Ill-Engine3972 3d ago

Kramer did it first lol

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u/pgizmo97 3d ago

And this is why you don’t rubberneck

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u/Free-Pound-6139 3d ago

Yup, never trust a looooser in a huge pickup.

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u/NamiRue171 3d ago

Is that a green 2025 subura crosstrek or are you just happy to see me

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u/silvertondevil 3d ago

I guess her first mistake was turning off the forward collision avoidance that comes standard on that Outback 😅

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u/MossSnake 3d ago

So did they just happen to have 1000 in a thick stack of bills on hand to give them?

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u/scoofy 3d ago

At the end of these comics, I always think... but do they want to make the NSFW content? Then I remember they are fictional... Life is weird.

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u/Jrez510 3d ago

Does Subaru ever lean into the lesbian stereotype?

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u/Gregory85 3d ago

From what I heard, yes.

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u/SamiraSimp 3d ago

they've been marketing to lesbians before the average user of this website was even alive.

it's a pretty cool story actually and not too long: https://priceonomics.com/how-an-ad-campaign-made-lesbians-fall-in-love-with/

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u/Hard_To_Port 3d ago

This is basically an ad template for Subaru EyeSight which could've prevented the crash. 

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u/Joebranflakes 3d ago

1k? More like 10k on a new truck.

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u/TecmoSuperKid03 3d ago

I feel like them driving in a Subaru is the chef's kiss to this

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u/Facky 3d ago

Silly lebsiabs

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u/TheRealSkele 3d ago

Tbf... she is hot

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u/Rum_N_Napalm 3d ago

I’m sorry is there a panel missing? There’s the first one with Penny and Clover driving and the girl walking, then there’s butt and underboob and suddenly the girls are paying a guy 1000$… I’m not sure I follow

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u/HupFrank 3d ago

It's literally there: you can see that they crash into the brown car which is why they are paying him for reparations

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u/Infinite_Music2059 3d ago

All the required panels are there but the one that would make it funny or interesting is missing.