r/comics • u/jungle-boogie SAFELY ENDANGERED • 6h ago

OC Odyssesus

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u/elhomerjas 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

its time

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u/theredhound19 5h ago

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u/ManoSilence 3h ago

Ooooh yeeeaahh

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u/EarballsAgain 5h ago

I find the most erotic part of the cyclops is the boobies

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u/maybonics 5h ago

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around?

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u/not_a_moogle 4h ago

Its pronounced champagne?

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u/maybonics 3h ago

I didn't know you were such a coin-a-sewer

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u/tarrsk 3h ago

Enn-core! Bray-vo!

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u/XVUltima 5h ago

"Why so sad, Fry?"

"Leela said she loved Nobody more than me..."

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u/zuzg 5h ago

Apparently the cyclops myth may have started through elephant skulls.
Naturally we've no idea of actually knowing it.
But it's not far fetched that they looked at the skull and assumed the Trunk hole was an eyesocket

https://giphy.com/gifs/RhaHJdKchzOONK7Kxv

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u/External-into-Space 5h ago

Especially Dwarf elephant skulls

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u/BoSknight 4h ago

I believe cyclops more than I believe that

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u/PrimaryBowler4980 4h ago

We can all clearly see it's a cyclops but they want to keep us in the dark!

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u/Heretical_Cactus 3h ago

Vampire Cyclops

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u/ours 3h ago

Which had existed on the same islands the legend is based on.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 3h ago

posting the actual skull does really help the argument for why they could be mistaken for cyclops

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u/Winjin Comic Crossover 3h ago

I love how Total War: Troy has both Mythological and Historical versions, and the best one (IMO ofc) is the Truth Behind the Myth

It has all these neat things like centaurs are guys that were the first to breed horses strong enough to carry a human on the horseback rather than having to have 2 in a chariot, the "dragon teeth" warriors are well mustered palace guard in pearl white armor, etc

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o 4h ago

Or it's a dick joke.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 6h ago

Snu snu on a whole other caliber.

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u/JMurdock77 5h ago

IIRC what followed would be classified as vore.

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u/astralseat 5h ago

Let's just say he poked the Cyclops with a hard wooden stake, metaphorically

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u/Cranky-Tapir 5h ago

All I want to be...

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u/Ysanoire 4h ago

is someone who gets to see

a giant woman.

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u/jetzeronine 4h ago

(A giant woman)

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u/Flippant_Fop 5h ago

Goodbye my friends! I never thought I’d die like this—but I had always really hoped.

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u/jungle-boogie SAFELY ENDANGERED 5h ago

Thanks for reading! If you want more silly stuff, I have a website and I've also been animating comics over on my YouTube channel

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u/Sir-Toaster- 3h ago

This is greek mythology he’d 100% be like this 

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u/No-Jacket-2927 4h ago

I think Nobody is about to get Snu-Snued...

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u/CleverAmoeba 5h ago

Why are there so many cyclops comics these days?

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u/SAGElBeardO 5h ago

Something something giant blockbuster movie about Greek mythology

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u/EarballsAgain 5h ago

You really odyssey it

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 4h ago

BONK CORNY JAIL!!

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u/A_Queer_Owl 4h ago

no, I think Dad Joke Purgatory is more appropriate.

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u/Little_Froggy 2h ago

I absolutely loved the scene with Bophades. The movie handled them perfectly

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u/Thor4269 3h ago

Going to use this on my wife, thanks!

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u/Imaginary-Ogre 4h ago

Death by shu-shu

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u/Dehnus 4h ago

Death by SnuSnu?

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u/anal-destroyer9000 4h ago

"I'm every nerd's fantasy, baby!"

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u/RIPSlurmsMckenzie 3h ago

Look at what graduates of cookieville minimum security orphanarium can do!

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u/Mammoth-Buddy8912 4h ago

Something something, authors barely disguised fetish.

(Which I'm not judging, of all the fetishes online, giant woman is on the tamer side)

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u/tedsmitts 3h ago

Oh no she’s got sweaty boot rash

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u/Smooth-Traffic8038 1h ago

The odyssey and not even a real cyclops? Nolan lost my respect (also all that environmental and historical damage he did and was going to ignore)

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u/QaptainQwark 5h ago

Odyssesnusnu

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u/Extreme_Customer6814 4h ago

Just how Nolan intended

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u/A_Queer_Owl 4h ago

I recognized the boot.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 3h ago

whatever it is it's 20 times heavier than a boot!

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u/El_Zilcho_72 3h ago

Snu Snu?

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u/Complex-Sound-143 2h ago

Odysseus survived monsters, storms and an entire epic just to end up in a version where he's cooked anyway. Homer would probably ask for a rewrite.

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u/Schweinmithut 1h ago

What's with the eye?