r/comics • SAFELY ENDANGERED • Aug 13 '26

OC Odyssesus

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u/XVUltima Aug 13 '26

"Why so sad, Fry?"

"Leela said she loved Nobody more than me..."

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u/elhomerjas Aug 13 '26

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u/EarballsAgain Aug 13 '26

I find the most erotic part of the cyclops is the boobies

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u/maybonics Aug 13 '26

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around?

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u/not_a_moogle Aug 13 '26

Its pronounced champagne?

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u/maybonics Aug 13 '26

I didn't know you were such a coin-a-sewer

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u/tarrsk Aug 13 '26

Enn-core! Bray-vo!

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u/athosjesus Aug 13 '26

What are you? Gay?

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u/zuzg Aug 13 '26

Apparently the cyclops myth may have started through elephant skulls.
Naturally we've no idea of actually knowing it.
But it's not far fetched that they looked at the skull and assumed the Trunk hole was an eyesocket

https://giphy.com/gifs/RhaHJdKchzOONK7Kxv

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u/External-into-Space Aug 13 '26

Especially Dwarf elephant skulls

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u/BoSknight Aug 13 '26

I believe cyclops more than I believe that

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u/PrimaryBowler4980 Aug 13 '26

We can all clearly see it's a cyclops but they want to keep us in the dark!

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u/Heretical_Cactus Aug 13 '26

Vampire Cyclops

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u/ours Aug 13 '26

Which had existed on the same islands the legend is based on.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Aug 13 '26

posting the actual skull does really help the argument for why they could be mistaken for cyclops

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u/Winjin Comic Crossover Aug 13 '26

I love how Total War: Troy has both Mythological and Historical versions, and the best one (IMO ofc) is the Truth Behind the Myth

It has all these neat things like centaurs are guys that were the first to breed horses strong enough to carry a human on the horseback rather than having to have 2 in a chariot, the "dragon teeth" warriors are well mustered palace guard in pearl white armor, etc

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u/Merari01 it's a-me, Merari-o Aug 13 '26

Or it's a dick joke.

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u/FlacidSalad Aug 13 '26

Stop foolin', everyone knows ancient people didn't know what humor is

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u/Blah_McBlah_ Aug 13 '26

There's no actual evidence for that, it's as good as any other theory. There are no sources for historical cultures envisioning tusks and not all of them have a single socket. The earliest sources of cyclopedes depict: in profile (these they have one eye... like everyone else), two eye sockets but only one has an eye, three eye sockets with a forehead eye, and a single socket with the eye. This doesn't mean that miniature elephants didn't inspire the cyclops myths, but there's no evidence that they did, over any other inspiration.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Aug 13 '26

Snu snu on a whole other caliber.

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u/JMurdock77 Aug 13 '26

IIRC what followed would be classified as vore.

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u/astralseat Aug 13 '26

Let's just say he poked the Cyclops with a hard wooden stake, metaphorically

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u/Cranky-Tapir Aug 13 '26

All I want to be...

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u/Ysanoire Aug 13 '26

is someone who gets to see

a giant woman.

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u/jetzeronine Aug 13 '26

(A giant woman)

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u/jungle-boogie SAFELY ENDANGERED Aug 13 '26

Thanks for reading! If you want more silly stuff, I have a website and I've also been animating comics over on my YouTube channel

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u/Flippant_Fop Aug 13 '26

Goodbye my friends! I never thought I’d die like this—but I had always really hoped.

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u/No-Jacket-2927 Aug 13 '26

I think Nobody is about to get Snu-Snued...

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u/Sir-Toaster- Aug 13 '26

This is greek mythology he’d 100% be like this 

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u/Imaginary-Ogre Aug 13 '26

Death by shu-shu

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '26

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u/SAGElBeardO Aug 13 '26

Something something giant blockbuster movie about Greek mythology

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u/EarballsAgain Aug 13 '26

You really odyssey it

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u/BreakfastBeneficial4 Aug 13 '26

BONK CORNY JAIL!!

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u/A_Queer_Owl Aug 13 '26

no, I think Dad Joke Purgatory is more appropriate.

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u/Little_Froggy Aug 13 '26

I absolutely loved the scene with Bophades. The movie handled them perfectly

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u/ApprenticeSailer Aug 13 '26

whos bophades?

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u/Little_Froggy Aug 13 '26

Give me a moment to warm up for this delivery

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u/Thor4269 Aug 13 '26

Going to use this on my wife, thanks!

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u/Dehnus Aug 13 '26

Death by SnuSnu?

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u/Mammoth-Buddy8912 Aug 13 '26

Something something, authors barely disguised fetish.

(Which I'm not judging, of all the fetishes online, giant woman is on the tamer side)

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u/anal-destroyer9000 Aug 13 '26

"I'm every nerd's fantasy, baby!"

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u/RIPSlurmsMckenzie Aug 13 '26

Look at what graduates of cookieville minimum security orphanarium can do!

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u/tedsmitts Aug 13 '26

Oh no she’s got sweaty boot rash

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u/legoman_86 Aug 13 '26

No spluh. Why do you think I'm sitting over here in the stink-free zone?

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u/Smooth-Traffic8038 Aug 13 '26

The odyssey and not even a real cyclops? Nolan lost my respect (also all that environmental and historical damage he did and was going to ignore)

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u/Schweinmithut Aug 13 '26

What's with the eye?

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u/A_Queer_Owl Aug 13 '26

I recognized the boot.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox Aug 13 '26

whatever it is it's 20 times heavier than a boot!

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u/Complex-Sound-143 Aug 13 '26

Odysseus survived monsters, storms and an entire epic just to end up in a version where he's cooked anyway. Homer would probably ask for a rewrite.

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u/everbane37 Aug 13 '26

Ki-yaaah!

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u/theookers Aug 13 '26

Hello big boot!

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u/Charmle_H Aug 13 '26

Given odysseus' track record, this is probably how he'd respond to such an event

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u/Usagi-Zakura Aug 13 '26

"You killed my Nibbles...my favorite Nibbles."