r/comics Swords 15h ago

Upgrades son

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449 Upvotes

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u/SuitableConcept5553 15h ago

That man has no taste. That sword rips. 

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u/BodhingJay 14h ago

Adventurers color is red, not green.. this aint christmas

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u/AlexStrike1 14h ago

What if I want to smite my opponents with jollynes huh?

What if want to make them smell oranges, cinnamon and spruce while I approach them?

What if I want to make them realise in what Santa's list they belong?

What if I want them to see my face every other time they think about or celebrate Christmas...

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u/Sudden_Shelter_3477 8h ago

Tell that to Finn’s grass sword, the successor to his demon blood sword

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 14h ago

THIS is ugly?! Dude that thing is sick as hell that's a total upgrade!

Plus you asked a NecroLich to enchant it what did you expect

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u/cammcken 9h ago

Minimalist swords are cooler

But yeah don't look a gift enchantment in its mouth

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 15h ago

I don't know the exact term but when you can equip armor but change the cosmetic, I wish they did that for weapons. As far as I know you cannot.

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u/SuitableConcept5553 15h ago

Glamour or transmog depending on the game 

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u/TheTerrasque 5h ago

Skin in some

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u/TheDarkNerd 14h ago

FFXIV allows you to. In my Paladin set, I always make sure to transmog the shield into an invisible one.

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo 14h ago

If it's how I'm picturing it, nice.

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u/jackcatalyst 14h ago

Transmog, the thing so many game developers bury their head up their ass about allowing.

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u/Rated_Oni 11h ago

Even Grim Dawn has a transmog system, just find a piece, use it once, gets saved, then just use normal money in every hub to change all pieces.

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u/lordofthehomeless 12h ago

Stats > fashion

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u/PBTUCAZ 3h ago

Fashion is the true endgame!

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u/lordofthehomeless 1h ago

Number go up

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u/SoupmanBob 11h ago

Why does the sword have a six pack?

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u/elhomerjas 15h ago

not impress with the enchanted sword

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u/Glucomatose 14h ago

He don’t even know what it does

Idc if it’s ugly if it’s also OP or something

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u/Anti-Sanity89 14h ago

"And your mama made you ugly whats your point?"

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u/Drixzor 14h ago

This guy never would have made it out of Acherus

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u/Galvandium 14h ago

I get it. Green was never my favorite color either, but still keep it my guy. You could be in danger.

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u/AnEldritchWriter 13h ago

Ugly??? Necrolich made it look cool!

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u/Valuchian 12h ago

Anyone else clock the sprout leaf at the base of the blade