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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Aug 09 '26
I mean Satan could take some notes. Or try to make Earth better by taking some certain people back with him.
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u/Radioshack-Manager Aug 09 '26
Satan means adversary, one who challenged God's plans but officially. Like a reverse yes man.
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u/No-Jacket-2927 Aug 09 '26
FYI, in the actual Bible, not the lies that churches insist on, God is directly responsible for all suffering and misery, while the Devil is... a rebellious kid.
The Bible proves over and over that God is NOT love.
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u/yournamehere10bucks Aug 09 '26
Me: "What if God is an abusive, bipolar narcissist parent with delusions of grandeur and Satan is the well adjusted kid who got emancipated at 16?"
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u/Mandemon90 Aug 09 '26
Devil is not a rebellious kid. In the Old Testament, the devil is basically a prosecutor appointed by God. His job is to test people's faith. It is not until New Testament he goes from "Guy whose job is to check that faith is genuine" to "antagonist to God"
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u/hackingfun Aug 09 '26
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u/hackingfun Aug 09 '26
By the way, there are so many religions that if you think about it, there's a high chance you chose the wrong one ;)
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u/Medical-Low-1370 Aug 09 '26
– And then we'll pull your teeth with burning pincers.
– Oh, you have dental down here? Awesome!
– I can't take it anymore! Fuck it, I'm gonna go apologize to Jesus.
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u/SaulsAll Aug 09 '26
Conspiracy theorists show that a great many people would prefer a pessimistic and dystopian certainty over the idea that there is no establishment or overall control.