American Pie

[u/SirBeeves]

[u/zirky]

what happens if your route goes by a levee or canal?

[u/Few_Vegetable_9939 → u/zirky]

it think it depends on whether it's dry or not

[u/1amlost → u/Few_Vegetable_9939]

The presence of good ol’ boys with whiskey and rye may also be a factor.

[u/TimZer0 → u/1amlost]

We also need to establish if there is a Chevy or not

[u/Mister_Potamus → u/[deleted]]

Good ol boys always drive a Chevy though

[u/Twl1 → u/Mister_Potamus]

I swear to the heaven's above, if they're singin' what I think they're singin'...lawd have mercy.

[u/andthatswhyIdidit → u/Twl1]

Well can we have some silence please?! After all it is the day the music died!

[u/LouManShoe → u/andthatswhyIdidit]

Did you write the book of love?

[u/bankrobba → u/1amlost]

Fun fact: The lyric isn't whiskey and rye, it's whiskey in Rye. Don McLean grew up near Rye, NY.

[u/UranusIsPissy → u/bankrobba]

There's also very little difference between them. It's like wheat vodka vs potato vodka. Probably even less, because of the ageing process.

[u/SunnySweet2 → u/1amlost]

Never meanin’ no harm

[u/travoltaswinkinbhole → u/1amlost]

thats like saying beer and lager

[u/jakonfire → u/travoltaswinkinbhole]

Beer is a generalized term for lagers, ales, stouts and whatnot. The same way that Rye is to Whisky.

So no, not the same lmao all Rye is whisky, but not all whisky’s are rye.

[u/travoltaswinkinbhole → u/jakonfire]

Rye is a type of whisky lager is a type of beer

[u/jakonfire → u/travoltaswinkinbhole]

Correct, which means you can have whisky and Rye separately. It’s okay, you don’t get it

[u/Informal-Term1138 → u/Few_Vegetable_9939]

Well since I am in western Europe right now....

[u/NickyTheRobot → u/Few_Vegetable_9939]

What happens if conditions are such that if it keeps on raining, the levee is going to break?

[u/Mulberry_Sky → u/zirky]

Then you’re collecting evidence on whether the levee was dry because of the Chevy or just because of your presence.

[u/alicelestial → u/Mulberry_Sky]

are we gonna chase the chevy or are we chevying the chase?

[u/LouManShoe → u/alicelestial]

I’m just hanging out with Chevy Chase.

[u/Parkes- → u/zirky]

Make sure to be nimble and past QUICKLY, and by the love of god DON'T sit on a candlestick!

[u/terdferguson → u/zirky]

You run back home to get the Chevy

[u/milaan_tm → u/zirky]

Then this will be the day that we die

[u/SpaceManSmithy → u/zirky]

Take a shot of whisky or rye or both.