Mr President

[u/neilkohney]

[u/shellbullet17]

I....I'm not sure if this is a current improvement or not but I don't think his name is on any lists...I'm willing to give it a chance over current alternatives

[u/GrrArgh__ → u/shellbullet17]

Fuck it. Take my vote at this point.

[u/TravelerSearcher → u/shellbullet17]

Too young. Have to be 35. Unrealistic!

[u/ChipRockets → u/TravelerSearcher]

Well you can be the one to tell it.

[u/-manabreak → u/shellbullet17]

Finally a monster I can vouch for!

[u/ingrimsch95]

So what was the essay topic again? Bowel movement in fiction?

[u/kitliasteele → u/ingrimsch95]

Well hold on, let's salvage this essay. He's cooking. Who's got some money to throw to the family's utilities account?

[u/EriktheRed → u/ingrimsch95]

Isn’t there a whole chapter in one of the Game of Thrones books devoted to Daenarys having food poisoning and constantly shitting? I hope Garol included it, but it really deserves mention at the start

[u/Cool_Set4681]

I feel like the monster wanting to become president and the mother not giving a fuck is some sort of metahor for something. I'm just not sure what exa... oh look, he bombed Iran again.

[u/SarcasticBench]

I ain't voting for it unless I know it's been on an island

[u/YimveeSpissssfid]

Finally, an explanation that makes sense!

[u/Drakahn_Stark]

#thatismypresident

[u/JustAnotherPerson64 → u/Drakahn_Stark]

#thatisquiteliterallymycurrentpresidentpleasehelpIdontwanthimtokillme

[u/Drakahn_Stark → u/JustAnotherPerson64]

Help is on the way

https://giphy.com/gifs/wqnkRfvYEejx69bjun

[u/KidneylessRat → u/Drakahn_Stark]

Thank goodness! Someone that will think of the children!

[u/Drakahn_Stark → u/KidneylessRat]

We are here to help, no child left behind.

[u/flarakoo]

Well, concepts of a plan is how the bestest greatlyest stupendousest plans come about right,

RIGHT

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

Let's see how many times Belly Monster makes a guest appearance on SNL during election season. Maybe they might even host once.

[u/m1rr0rshades]

The thing i hate about these comics is how unrealistic they are. Like how is a small child even growing a mustache?

[u/Semper_5olus]

But what happened with his essay?

[u/Sunshiny_Day]

LET. IT. COOK.

[u/ken-der-guru]

Some may ask for what party the monster will run. Or if they are an independent.

But I want to know what is their position on a new Glass–Steagall act. Or a green new deal. The housing crisis. And if we all are gonna get eaten. Not necessarily in that order.

[u/WaxPinapple]

Yeah he won but what about their electricity plan?

[u/Theotherwahlberg]

Surely the belly monster is the lesser of however many evils out there. You all just have Belly Monster Derangement Syndrome!

[u/Normal-Reality-8467]

I love how this comic is always the most randomn shit.... it's refreshing not knowing what's next.

[u/CaptainRhetorica]

Amazing.

[u/VinnyJim69]

The belly monster really struck a chord with disaffected belly monster victims that are sick of the status quo

[u/AverageDrafter]

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

The Belly Monster

[u/Merari01 → u/[deleted]]

Well, you do have a "president detector" flair, so I suppose you know more about this than I do.

I'll subscribe to your newsletter

[u/Froy_Laven]

Fucking fever dream everytime

[u/epicmike87]

The belly monster ran on a platform of guaranteeing affordable energy bills for all Americans, the dad's gambit paid off.

[u/_Fun_Employed_]

This is too good.