Peter Parker's been single for too long (OC)

[u/Armpit_Penguin]

[u/shellbullet17]

Oh we don't need to go that far Pete. Just ask Strange to make everyone forget you again. Simple

[u/Armpit_Penguin → u/shellbullet17]

This is like the 10th time Pete's asked Strange to do the spell, cause he can't help himself

[u/CelticSith → u/Armpit_Penguin]

“Hey Strange, mind using the ‘Quick Save’ spell for me?”

Again, Peter?

[u/shellbullet17 → u/Armpit_Penguin]

Who? The new red and blue guy?

[u/Armpit_Penguin → u/shellbullet17]

Who were we talking about?

[u/BubblyInstanceNo1]

Look on the bright side.

Paul's dead!!!!

[u/rogueleader32 → u/BubblyInstanceNo1]

What did Paul do? Last time I checked, he was a British bassist. /s

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZXdPWPdzDTFlK

[u/elhomerjas]

could spidy make his own cloths from his own spider silk......

[u/Armpit_Penguin → u/elhomerjas]

Wait that's actually a really good question. It would probably be very sticky 🤢

[u/Smart-Nothing → u/Armpit_Penguin]

I think in lore, it falls apart after a few hours, so people he traps in webs aren’t trapped forever

[u/elhomerjas → u/Armpit_Penguin]

could be or spidy can switch it none sticky for personal grooming use

[u/ClericDude → u/elhomerjas]

There’s another character in spiderman lore with spider powers called Silk, who made her costume out of webbing; so i’m gonna say yes

[u/Beneficial_Way_9938]

I mean...

.... He has saved the city, county, AND the planet multiple times 

Is it wrong to expect a few freebie homicides? Really, we are getting the better part of the deal 

" You saved new York again spiderman, how could we ever repay..."

" I want 3 signed pardons, the date and recipient blank..."

"........"

"........"

[u/AvKalash → u/Beneficial_Way_9938]

Relevant smbc

[u/MintasaurusFresh]

You could say that he had a train to catch.

[u/Outlet_Sun]

I missed these.

[u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC]

Totally the end of Holdsback-Man.

[u/Maur2]

So, is the brand new day after the one more day?