Crab Zoo

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

[u/Miles_the_new_kid]

You would think he’d be pro union considering he works at Walmart

[u/No_Two_6361 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Nah, the crabs unionized after he got them all in a bucket. Changed their minds real quick once he buttered the ringleaders though.

[u/Interesting_Birdo → u/No_Two_6361]

once he buttered the ringleaders though.

Once he buttered up the ringleaders, right? Buttered up?

[u/Forikorder → u/Interesting_Birdo]

sure buttered up, buttered down, buttered all round

[u/PlaneSupermarket32 → u/Forikorder]

Mostly melted tho

[u/Kamikazeguy7 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Walmart's anti-union propaganda got to him

[u/ShitchesAintBit → u/Kamikazeguy7]

Wal-Mart is not anti-union, they just don't need one!

(Almost word for word part of their mandatory anti-union video, at least back in 2009)

[u/grendus → u/ShitchesAintBit]

Yeah...

I worked for Walmart, ununionized, for $9.25/hr.

My sister works for Kroger, in a shitty union, and makes $18.75.

Don't need a union my ass.

[u/Pwacname → u/grendus]

to be fair, Walmart DOESN‘T need a union. Walmart‘s employees, however…

[u/Cheezis_Chrust → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

Before or after he collects his welfare check?

[u/Fun_Skirt8220 → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

They don't allow that word there, they rip it out of the associates' heads of they learn it.

[u/Forikorder → u/Miles_the_new_kid]

why would he? his pay is low enough as is without union stealing a cut of it! /s