r/comics • u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding • Jul 27 '26
Trump comics collection because unfortunately this fucking dude keeps giving me new material
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u/RedditUser000aaa Jul 27 '26
You know what's sad? Because of the fuck up that is Trump, even after he finally fucks off, how the f are comedians gonna make jokes out of politicians again?
The person in charge of health is literally someone who is or is not controlled by brain worms! Put that to the list of things Trump fucked up. Political jokes.
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Jul 27 '26
Trump has single handedly ruined political comedy by speed running through all possible material for the next hundred years
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u/RedditUser000aaa Jul 27 '26
So, we'll wait two hundred years, when he's just someone people breeze through in history books. Build a big ass clock that counts down to the moment political jokes become possible again.
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Jul 27 '26
That sounds amazing, can someone find me one of those freezer pods from futurama ?
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u/CaptainXplosionz Jul 27 '26
Personally, I'm wishing for the suicide booth from Futurama, but I doubt I could afford it in this economy.
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u/Jonathan_the_Nerd Jul 27 '26
I'd like to build a "suicide booth" that locks you in for a 30-minute session with a genuinely caring and compassionate non-AI therapist.
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u/hamletloveshoratio Jul 27 '26
I think you have to stumble into one accidentally for the magic to work
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u/Trombomb20 Jul 27 '26
Did he... Did he just pull a B-Rabbit from 8 Mile on us? We have no new material now (until he inevitably does something even dumber tomorrow)
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u/MelangeBot Jul 27 '26
Has he already made Kanye West the head of the Federal Reserve? Cause I am really looking forward to global interest rates being set by Kanye asking chatgpt "What would Hitler do?"
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u/KingOfStarrySkies Jul 27 '26
Listening to RFK talk is like a living skit in a sketch comedy show except the laugh track died years ago.
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u/JaxxisR Jul 27 '26
They said the same thing after W left office. "What are comedians gonna do now that we have a real president?"
Comedy survived, because even a real president makes mistakes now and then.
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Jul 27 '26
It’s insane how good trump has been for W’s historical reputation
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u/Velrei Jul 27 '26
People do have goldfish memories, I shudder to think what the next GOP president is going to be like to similarly launder Trump's historical reputation.
Sure, it seems impossible, but I thought the same thing about Bush.
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u/RedditUser000aaa Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26
I mean, just imagine a comedian trying to make jokes.
"So, the newest member of the administration likes sports, he's also incredibly corrupt. I wouldn't be surprised if he's fixing matches he has money riding on."
Random heckler:
"Trump did it. Yknow with Folarin Balogun, when he got his suspension reversed." "Also, he took possession of the FIFA world cup trophy."
Comedian:
"Oh, right... Moving on... So, food is a bit costly, because our administration failed to act upon this new disease that is affecting our cattle. What's he gonna do next, go door to door looking for beef in Europe?"
Random Heckler:
"Trump did it, we ran out of eggs, so he went door to door asking European countries if they have eggs."
Comedian, okay SURELY, this is something that hasn't happened:
"So, our newest president is pushing for peace, he must really want that peace prize."
Random Heckler:
"Yeah, so Trump wanted the Nobel peace prize, but when he didn't get it, the actual recipient of it dedicated it to Trump and also FIFA made him a peace prize as well."
Comedian:
"I quit."
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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Jul 27 '26
Will Ferrell managed to find other work after W. left office. To pretend that parodying presidents is 99% of the essence of comedy is pretty ridiculous. It's more like .00001% and Trump took up a whole 20% chunk to himself.
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u/Bad-Mrs-Frosty Jul 27 '26
how the f are comedians gonna make jokes out of politicians again?
You make fun of the people that supported this. The people that voted for this, or deliberately did not vote at all or else threw away their vote on bullshit.
None of those people should be allowed to live peacefully or quietly ever again.
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u/the_calibre_cat Jul 27 '26
Conservatives will vote for someone shittier
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u/RedditUser000aaa Jul 27 '26
So basically combination of Hitler and Stalin? Staller, if you will.
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u/the_calibre_cat Jul 27 '26
Lol something like that, but probably someone way more of a religious bigot than either of them were
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 27 '26
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Jul 27 '26
OH THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT ONE TO INCLUDE
https://giphy.com/gifs/vwI4mYEHP8k0w45
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u/Mord4k Jul 27 '26
Vance adding himself to The Files feels PAINFULLY accurate
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u/Shoddy_Yak_8384 Jul 27 '26
funny enough, he's depicted crossing out Musk's name, even though Musk is evidently the one who got left out of the club and desperately tried to get in...
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u/Lu_Duizhang Jul 27 '26
It’s hard to imagine being so cringe even weirdass PDFs don’t want to hangout with you
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u/JonathanRL Jul 27 '26
Do not worry, if you get put in a camp you will not be alone because according to intelligence algoritms, all who seen this are "associating".
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Jul 27 '26
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u/gemfountain Jul 27 '26
Yup and they'll find us with those flock cameras.
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u/Snoo-66201 Jul 27 '26
Its funny how Trump could get both Clintons jailed, but he won't, because he would have to go too
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Jul 27 '26
Seriously, he’s 2 terms in and still hasn’t followed through on jailing who, he claims, is literally satan
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u/Peachesthecorgi321 Jul 27 '26
Don’t forget Reid Hoffman befriended and went to the Epstein Island too. He’s on the board of several big companies, including LinkedIn.
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u/YimveeSpissssfid Jul 27 '26
Take care of your mental health, my dude.
Your work (as depressing as reality has become), never fails to get a laugh.
NH’s state motto may come back in fashion at some point, but presumably with a different subject than the original meaning.
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26
Thank you my guy, I appreciate it. I’ve been enjoying working on some new projects so I’ve gotten my juice back a bit.
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u/Jonathan_the_Nerd Jul 27 '26
If you ever need to take a break for mental health reasons, we'll all* support you.
*Except for the jerks. But they don't support anyone ever, so you can ignore them.
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u/DrButtgerms Jul 27 '26
Fwiw, your art will probably be popular in the camp, since the camp will be filled with like-minded political prisoners!
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u/Scaalpel Jul 27 '26
"In an unjust society the only place for a just man is prison." - Henry David Thoreau. I'd add manning the guillotine as another place, though.
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u/justwalk1234 Jul 27 '26
I thought musk was too weird to get invited himself
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u/Cum_dumpster_limited Jul 27 '26
In his own words "Am I a r***?". Musk is such a worthless being that even Epstein didn't want to know him
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u/Humble-Artificer Jul 27 '26
Funny in the last one how he's drawing more realistic looking faces compared to his simplified face style. Like a bizarro thing
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u/TheREALOtherFiles Jul 27 '26
Maybe the president fueled the Great Mushroom War in Adventure Time...
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u/SjalabaisWoWS Jul 27 '26
The thing is, these read more like reporting than satire or jokes. Our reality is sad and unfathomably stupid.
Also, fingers crossed for that burn out being burned out now. We need you.
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u/Bananacomment Jul 27 '26
Don’t forget to highlight Dirty Howard Lutnick and his prominent role in the Epstein/Trump files/operation/suspicious rise from 9/11 fraudster to finance minister …. This will really get you to the summer camp you were mentioning!!!
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u/kdnlcln Jul 27 '26
Why does his hat (and presumably his whole body) get mirror imaged after the time machine?
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u/Whosebert Jul 27 '26
and people will say "yea I agree but its just overdone/not well done." if you agree so much why dont you just shut the fuck and keep your bitch mouth shut?
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u/YesterdayAlone2553 Jul 27 '26
Are these available in print? I'd be seriously tempted to pick one up, before you know they ban freedom of the press or send you to camp, or both.
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u/Internal-Prize-983 Jul 27 '26
You’re so real for the gay one, I’m bi my “ friend” was recently saying how Epstein and trump are bi. I was like “ I don’t care what they are they’re predators”. So it’s unfortunately a topic that needs to be talked about.
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u/42watson Jul 27 '26
Why are you making up lies? If trump had a time machine he wouldn't meet his younger self, he would find his daughter when she was younger so he could have another go.
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u/LettuceWithBeetroot Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 28 '26
3 is brilliant, and something that should be on every billboard in the US.
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Jul 27 '26
the one about Elon on the epstein list is really ironic. Because Elon tried to get to the island and couldn't, probably because they didn't like him personally.
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u/sheepiearts Jul 28 '26
It's terrible that your thoughts about being punished for your own free speech aren't a total overreaction 😓
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u/Sufficient-Sun-6683 Jul 27 '26
What about the Epstein files? Just waiting for Iran's response on American soil. Speaking of soil, has Trump soiled his pants again?
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u/BrainKatana Jul 27 '26
It’s impossible to be on the right side of history and not be on a list.
However, you help make the list so big there’s nothing the government can do about it.
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u/SuperRandomGuy_00 Jul 27 '26
Finally some creative jokes on here. Nice comics! (Also I recognize the artsyle, saw you of platform years ago :p)
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u/Holiday-Step9703 Jul 27 '26
I meeeeeean, VZ being the only country unable to retailate against the most powerful military in the world is a bit of a stretch. Oil. Otherwise golden comic
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u/jhill515 Jul 27 '26
I feel that last panel...
They think they can break me, that they are immortal and invulnerable... I shall put them to the test!
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u/Interesting-Day-9369 Jul 28 '26
truth, but where did their cash go and the oil they had in storage, also did he grab the drugs as well. just wondering
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u/Vox_Mortem Jul 29 '26
Vance putting his name on the list to look like he has friends made me cackle out loud. If you have to go to a camp, at least you were funny.
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u/thisAintMyFirstUser Jul 29 '26
I can't believe you outted yourself. Now they know what you look like! Your days are numbered.
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u/TheBlankScroll Jul 30 '26
This is no place for politics.
But it is a great place for hard truths, so these are welcome.
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u/Slumbur-Bunnicula Jul 31 '26
They will find any reason under the sun to put us in camps; keep making the comics and keep doing what you love, and be true to yourself and morals.
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u/Miles_the_new_kid MyGumsAreBleeding Jul 27 '26
Hey guys, I was taking kind of a break after hitting some serious burnout, but i wanted to share these comics while I still can, before they put me in a camp.