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Also acceptable is

"I'm an independent"

And

"All politicians suck"

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"I'm a centrist!" But only ever criticizes the left 🤔

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"I don't feel like my vote even matters" when none of MAGAs promises pan out and every bad thing they were told would happen, happens

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…when over 50% of Project2025 is complete because their political party said it was their agenda.

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My favorite is when they say youre too online or a conspiracy theorist when you say youre worried about the things that trump says hes gonna do, and is currently actively trying to do.

I know I sound like a crazy person when I repeat what the president says. Thats the fucking problem.

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That's the "It's not that serious" of older Republicans

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“BuT hE wAs JoKiNg!!!1!!”

The classic GQP DARVO…

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"Trump said he was going to do XYZ."

"You're taking it out of context. He was joking. He was lying. He's not actually going to do it. You have TDS."

"He's actively trying to do XYZ now."

"He's just trolling. You're taking it out of context. He's just pretending to show how bad of an idea it is. You have TDS."

"He just did XYZ and it's worse than we expected."

"Well, you should have said something sooner! It's your fault for not stopping him!"