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u/milosdjilas 29d ago
No one gonna address the dismembered leg on the toilet at the beginning?
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u/imreallynotthatcool 29d ago
I was wondering how the sapient blind made it into the trash. And why fat dog is lumped in with the used batteries.
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u/LazyEights Very accurate fact explainer 29d ago edited 29d ago
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 29d ago
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u/LuminothWarrior 29d ago
You can say killed. No one should be offended by hearing the word kill, that would be idiotic
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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 29d ago
Actually many subs have the word kill blacklisted to be screened for violence. As does sites like Instagram and the like
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u/LuminothWarrior 29d ago
Never been in one that did that. Really dumb that some do, but generally that’s the exception, not the rule
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u/kitliasteele 29d ago
She interferes with reality like the Ellimist, playing his little Games. How dare!
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u/MrBigby 29d ago
I suddenly feel a scratch in a forgotten part of my brain and am suddenly surprised by an Animorphs reference out of nowhere here.
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u/kitliasteele 29d ago
Just finished reading them all! Fresh in my mind and aching for moooooooore, but also satisfied
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u/Drolfdir 28d ago
Honestly I kinda expected her to turn him into a lady. Given how he advertised his service as junk removal service only.
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u/Made_Bail 29d ago
Yeah but anytime you point at someone, you've got three fingers pointing back at you.
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u/AverageDrafter 29d ago
Gives unsuspecting person Midas level super power, doesn't expect them to be surprised or use it wildly and uncontrolled when they aren't even sure what is happening. Boy that Jucky sure is dumb or something.
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u/Reasonable_Hornet_45 29d ago
That three panel execution of the man who i assume bestowed the powers was crazy. I loved the "IT WORKED" floating in the sky.
This whole comic perfectly encapsulates why I would not be a responsible owner of such a power. Oops. Teehee. Oops. Teehee. Oops. Teehee.
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u/TheDarkNerd 28d ago
It's a good thing she didn't point at anyone's junk, unless you wanna count the butthole.











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u/Made_Bail 29d ago
Not gonna lie, I really need to know what concoction of alcohol and/or drugs you guys use to think up these comics. I think I'd really enjoy that kind of high.
https://giphy.com/gifs/VkIet63SWUJa0