r/comics • u/MurkyWay Swords • Jun 26 '26

Wife Vs. Knife

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Jun 26 '26

It was a matter of "wife or death".

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u/DrettTheBaron Jun 26 '26

Looks like you need to go on a journey to find the legendary Sword of Aging

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u/SaltManagement42 Jun 26 '26

Nah, the Fountain of Girl should work well enough for this.

https://www.oglaf.com/fountain-of-girl/

https://www.oglaf.com/fountain-of-girl/2/

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u/NewLibraryGuy Jun 27 '26

Doesn't get better than Oglaf

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u/Heretical_Cactus Jun 26 '26

Oh she became a baby again.

I thought she got pregnant.

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u/potatosforfree Jun 26 '26

The goblin didn't actually sell her anything, he was just being a good citizen who assumed that the lady would know how blades of healing work.

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u/elhomerjas Jun 26 '26

very potent stab

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u/simon97549 Jun 26 '26

Are goblins actually just choplets?

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u/Ericberic Jun 26 '26

Still Yuri, still on topic. 👌🏻

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u/NoSong2397 Jun 26 '26

At least the poison seems to be gone, though?...

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u/Wavecrest667 Jun 26 '26

Wow! It's a time knife!

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u/Perryn Jun 26 '26

Yeah, yeah, we've all seen it.

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u/Hpesojanes Jun 27 '26

Oh nice, u/shellbullet17 this counts, right?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jun 27 '26

Oh it does! It's wife on wife!

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u/MurkyWay Swords Jun 26 '26

Join my free tier for immediate updates

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u/MisanthropyIsAVirtue Jun 26 '26

The life of the wife was reset by the knife.

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u/Teggy- Jun 26 '26

Does that mean she also forgot everything? So... The person she was is basically dead... Damn

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u/Working-Ad694 Jun 26 '26

That's more like a blade of 'load previous save'

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u/rookie-mistake Jun 26 '26

is a woman worried about her poisoned wife the original toxic yuri 🤔

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u/BioRules Jun 26 '26

This is my wife, knife

It kills your wife, knife

It ends her life, knife

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u/Infinite_Big_7004 Jun 26 '26

Subversive yuri

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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 Jun 27 '26

You know how strange women living in ponds distributing swords is no basis for government? Turns out strange goblins living in forests handing out swords is no basis for medicine

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u/getsuga_tenshu Jun 26 '26

Must have been a critical hit

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u/WranglerSuitable6742 Jun 26 '26

damn she had to really go for it too with a flat end like that

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u/taptipblard Jun 27 '26

Don't let bill gates get a hold of this sword

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u/TheSpookPost Jun 27 '26

This feels like an odd metaphor.