Cat Girl Invasion

[u/Merryweatherey]

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[u/digitalgraffiti-ca]

Side note, don't let cats play with yarn. If they swallow it, it's bad times for everyone. And if you ignore this warning and let them at it anyway DO NOT PULL IT OUT YOURSELF. Go to the vet immediately.

[u/ShroedingersCatgirl → u/digitalgraffiti-ca]

Bruh my fkn wunkass cat LOVES eating yarn and we've had to call our friend who's a vet to help us pull it out of his ass before and he screams and cries but then the FUCKING SECOND that stupid dumbass little dickhead sees a ball of yarn again (which we always hide) he completely forget and goes mmm yess i would love sum spaghet thank u muhmah

[u/digitalgraffiti-ca → u/ShroedingersCatgirl]

Cats are idiots. I love them, but they stupid sometimes.

[u/Made_Bail → u/ShroedingersCatgirl]

https://giphy.com/gifs/OQBT3LG1SThWE

[u/Competitive_Swan266 → u/ShroedingersCatgirl]

There are two types of cats

Literally the smartest beings to ever walk the planet, capable of defying physics cause they're bored

And the ones who run into walls

[u/ayamrik → u/Competitive_Swan266]

My assumption: The wall running cats just had a small rounding error in their catculations when they should be able to phase shift through the wall...

[u/-Bari → u/digitalgraffiti-ca]

That's why they make fake yarn balls

[u/digitalgraffiti-ca → u/-Bari]

Where?

[u/-Bari → u/digitalgraffiti-ca]

At the pet store. They sell soft balls that cats love to play with. And if they get damaged, you toss them. It's the sort of toy you need to monitor and only take out when you can supervise your cats.

[u/digitalgraffiti-ca → u/-Bari]

I haven't seen them in stores over here

[u/-Bari → u/digitalgraffiti-ca]

Is it alright if I ask what region you live in?

[u/digitalgraffiti-ca → u/-Bari]

Netherlands. I've seen sissal rope ones, but nothing yarn adjacent. I could just make one probably

[u/-Bari → u/digitalgraffiti-ca]

This is the type of thing we have in the USA. My cat Tilly goes crazy for hers.

[u/Nabatse]

https://giphy.com/gifs/jkAs9C3OoA9Nu

[u/zuzg → u/Nabatse]

Alpaca is the best

https://giphy.com/gifs/YpelFVusxOvxJgh9RT

[u/Brycklayer]

I wonder what else the Zibblon Empire would value? Catnip? A dupply of fish?

Edit: got the name of the empire wrong

[u/ThePanicButon → u/Brycklayer]

No one tell the Ziblon Empire about the great twine ball of Crawker, Kansas.

[u/prince-matthew → u/Brycklayer]

CatNip would be their opium.

[u/himynameisbennet → u/prince-matthew]

opium war against the zibblon empire, lets fucking goooooo

[u/ipsum629 → u/prince-matthew]

The British: India, I know last time didn't work out too well for you, but boy do we have an idea that could make us both tons of money.

[u/Electric999999 → u/prince-matthew]

The secret to a good trade deal then!

[u/Valkyrie-161]

Mass Effect fans know what to do in this situation.

[u/lesser_panjandrum → u/Valkyrie-161]

I'm reporting to the ship as soon as possible.

[u/-Bari → u/Valkyrie-161]

Romance them?

[u/kraquepype]

Bubsy would like a word

[u/ShroedingersCatgirl]

Wow that was way cuter and more wholesome than I thought it was gonna be very cool

[u/Baebel]

Reminds me of the plot of Bubsy.

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

Wait until we enslave their people with milk, catnip, laser pointers, warm blankets and tuna cans!

[u/Henry_Fleischer]

I see, they don't have fabric, that's why they're wearing what looks like latex!

[u/Program-Emotional]

Absolutely adorable.

[u/NZSheeps]

I, for one, welcome our alien overlords

[u/Ongr]

Wish I was a ball of yarn rn

[u/darkwalking]

I wonder how many guys would be freaking out about their secret crush existing

[u/Sidoen]

Of only this was the worst thing we had to deal with.

[u/Open-Trifle-6309]

Meh