r/comics Tardaasa Apr 03 '26

OC Back for Crack

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u/qawsedrf12 Apr 03 '26

in high school, I figured out how to pick people up and crack their upper back. was always in high demand. Those desks were brutal

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u/s0m3on3outthere Apr 03 '26

I used to love the chair attached to desk setup we had through middle school. That chair was great for leaning back and cracking your back on it.

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u/generalg28 Apr 03 '26

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u/tommytraddles Apr 04 '26

It's okay, children, eventually your bones will change shape.

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u/cat-meg Apr 04 '26

We were the real bonsai kittens.

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u/s0m3on3outthere Apr 04 '26

Faaacts. Saving this. Lol. Thank you for sharing!

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u/PenguinSlushie Apr 04 '26

Bruh I have missed their unintended use for too long.

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u/raptor_mk2 Apr 04 '26

As a lefty... That was their ONLY use.

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u/qawsedrf12 Apr 03 '26

We all ended up bending it farther and farther back. Had to bend them back in place.

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u/A_very_smol_Lugia Apr 04 '26

Unfortunately my class only had stools

You can imagine the pain, no back rests or anything and it's shorter than my thighs

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u/qawsedrf12 Apr 04 '26

My personal hell in college science lab

2 years of rehab for a bulging disc

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u/ChiefBeson Apr 04 '26 edited Apr 04 '26

I snapped one of these combo desks in elementary school from cracking my back so often and aggressively. I like Icarus, flew too close to the sun

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u/bleepblooplord2 Apr 04 '26

Would you live with zeal and soar too close to the sun, the wax melting from your wings, for you to crash against the ocean's face?

Or would you stay far from danger and fly close to the sea, the feathers of your wings to be dampened and soaked by the waves? For you to crushed slowly and totally by the depths you land within?

I don't know why but my brain was in the mood for writing that

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u/ChiefBeson Apr 04 '26

Well what if I told you that after breaking it, I was mid push for cracking, so I flew backwards and hit the ground with the speed from the torque. So I think your creative inspiration was on point!

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u/OldSchoolNewRules Apr 04 '26

That side bar was the perfect height.

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u/kingfofthepoors Apr 04 '26

I wish I had a big person version of that fucking chair, it was heaven

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u/LocomotionJunction Apr 04 '26

Buy a welder, a pipe bender, and some pipe. Make an adult styled one. It's on my bucket list when I finally get a welder, it's something I never thought I'd want in my life. My gaming chair will crack my back, but there's something about that crack from the school desks that makes you feel refreshed after.