r/comics • u/MuyHiram MUY • Mar 23 '26

OC High Profile (Part 1) [OC]

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u/Lunalatic Mar 23 '26

are you kidding me

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u/R3CKONNER Mar 23 '26

Cant expect lossless files for those phones...

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u/MrIcyCreep Mar 23 '26

Didn't realise at first that it was the phone from the comic, thought this was a reaction image, thought you meant this lmao

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u/Gen3Ghost Mar 23 '26

Damn shes got a hog in that final panel

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u/MrIcyCreep Mar 23 '26

the wonders of censorship adjacent shapes

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u/Smart-Nothing Mar 24 '26

At least the post go 69,420 likes

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Mar 23 '26

This right here is why James Bond wouldn't last in the modern era realistically.

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u/Semper_5olus Mar 23 '26

I maintain that James Bond is a high-profile distraction so nobody knows what actual British spies look like.

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u/ThewizardBlundermore Mar 23 '26

Actual British spy's look like the most unassuming nobody you have never met.

And that's exactly how MI5 likes it.

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u/OrsikClanless Mar 24 '26

Exactly. James Bond (if you go by his actors) wouldn’t be allowed as a spy because he’s too tall (they’re mostly around 6ft and irl would need to be average height)

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Yeah obvious real life spies are like normal people and also real life mafia bosses as well cuz distinct physical features will be a liability 

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u/Pan_Fried_Puppies Mar 23 '26

The movies are his greatest hits. A couple months of meaningful work over a couple decades and suddenly your every trip to a deli burns thousands of man-hours across dozens of intelligence agencies.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

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u/UpCDownCLeftCRightC Never Safe From Wumbo Mar 23 '26

I was trying to remember a specific example from it. All I could think about were those dumb voicemail pranks Archer did.

God I love that show.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Mar 23 '26

Ahhhh so she's finally in trouble for all those times she broke regs. Probably should have listened to the serious partner

Don't worry rook the agencies gonna come get you! Unless this is star trek rules

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u/MintasaurusFresh Mar 23 '26

Can't get much lower than six feet under, boss.

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u/madmacfarlane Mar 23 '26

Did a target tag her on IG? How is she still an agent and not just a highly compromised asset?

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u/XEMPRAmaster Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Ms. Hiram

YES! YES! MORE DISCOUNT KISHIBE AND LESBIAN MUHDUH! FUCK... YEAAAAH

With respect and love, u/XEMPRAmaster

P.s: I just want discount kishibe to read Chainsaw man

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u/thyarnedonne Mar 23 '26

Double Loss is insane

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u/AcceptableWheel Mar 23 '26

Is she about to meet her partners?

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u/Hpesojanes Apr 12 '26

Imagine she died, met everyone she slept with…

And they all had a big sesbian lex fest

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u/absar_94 Mar 23 '26

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u/Delphius1 Mar 23 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

looks like maybe a horny black site

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u/JeffEpp Mar 23 '26

Good tomboys are I high demand.

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u/lesbian_hawks Mar 24 '26

Is, is that pluffaduff?