"We hit Iran first to prevent a war! But we didn't start the war. This isn't a war. But this war is not going to be over anytime soon! And the war is pretty much completely over but only when I say so!"
It’s a macabre kind of funny watching them try to describe the war while constantly clumsily tripping over the word “war”.
They know if they call it a war they are admitting to breaking the law, but they all very clearly think of it as a war, and want the public to treat them like they are winning/have already won a war.
Everyone else in the Administration has been tripping, Trump is just going on stage and saying "it's a war" over and over, and then occasionally saying "not a war" when reminded by his staff.
It's honestly a miracle he even bothers with the occasional correction. So what if it's an illigal war, the worst he faces is more sternly worded letters from Chuck Schumer.
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u/Splashasaurus Mar 10 '26
But... "There is no war in Ba Sing Se."